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YO. THAT NIGGA DEFYONER IS LIKE...21


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well heres my update,

 

dinner at Ruby Tuesdays, waiter.. super excentric (sp) guy, like that dude from office space... dude ends up buying 4 rounds of beer for me, and a double shot of yager. why? i dunno... maybe he was trying to see me naked. but the girl was with me. i dunno.. free booze. out of his pocket. im not complaining. and at the grocery store lady gave me a discount on a 12pack since it was my 21st. weird. its like they are condoning mass alcohol consuption. she was like 67 and 4'11''. i dunoooo

 

beer.

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you fixed the beer situation.good man.

 

on my 21st bday, no fucking joke. the hottest girl at the bar

(me and my homie wernt allowed in the first say 10 bars we

go to for dresscode issues/ afraid of g's?) sits on my lap facing me,

without saying a word, forcefeeds me a tequila shot after homie

told her it was my bday. continues all fucking night. i blackout,

but supposedly started to drag her back to other homies house.

didnt work, but what i remember was excellent.

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ohh i forgot about this..

 

so i moved to florida as some of you may know.

so my dad buys me a nice ass matress today.. memory foam jam.

so i call him to say thank you and blah blah.. he says,

 

"you and *girlfriend name* have fun with that matress tonight for your 21st birthday"

 

haha.

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