defyoner Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 no alcohol yet. i seriously have no money. well im going to the bank to get $40... then ill be flat broke. in other words. " WHO WANNA BUY A NIGGA A DRINK, NAH WHA I MEEEEN?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 well heres my update, dinner at Ruby Tuesdays, waiter.. super excentric (sp) guy, like that dude from office space... dude ends up buying 4 rounds of beer for me, and a double shot of yager. why? i dunno... maybe he was trying to see me naked. but the girl was with me. i dunno.. free booze. out of his pocket. im not complaining. and at the grocery store lady gave me a discount on a 12pack since it was my 21st. weird. its like they are condoning mass alcohol consuption. she was like 67 and 4'11''. i dunoooo beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ourladyqueenofsorrows Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Haha. Free booze is what it's all about on your 21st. I don't know you, but have a good one. Should be most excellent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 you fixed the beer situation.good man. on my 21st bday, no fucking joke. the hottest girl at the bar (me and my homie wernt allowed in the first say 10 bars we go to for dresscode issues/ afraid of g's?) sits on my lap facing me, without saying a word, forcefeeds me a tequila shot after homie told her it was my bday. continues all fucking night. i blackout, but supposedly started to drag her back to other homies house. didnt work, but what i remember was excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 happy birthday duderrrr i had my 22cnd exactly a month ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 get some birthday head. just playing. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 ^^hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 happy birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Originally posted by fatalist@Dec 20 2005, 03:19 AM get some birthday head. just playing. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Quoted post this has been arranged. my girl is sitting next to me nodding her head in agreement.. or just warming up. i dunno? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Happy 21st,i wish i was 21 again,that was a fun night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 happy birthday man, ill be celebrating my 21st on january 3rd. first time to ever PAGE 2 i know the joke is old but let me just have it this once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 i think my thread is being pretty successful.. i cant remember the last 2 page bday thread. i am about drunk. and this is still going. word. i love you all.. for the most part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 ohh i forgot about this.. so i moved to florida as some of you may know. so my dad buys me a nice ass matress today.. memory foam jam. so i call him to say thank you and blah blah.. he says, "you and *girlfriend name* have fun with that matress tonight for your 21st birthday" haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 ...hahaha, your pops is a wild dude ...i can't believe it's not butter kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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