INDIAN Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 AND THEN WHAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 well damn i need some food now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Ill go with jet lee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 I Cant believe i found this hahaaha JET LI CHUCK NORRIS ARE 74% COMPATABLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 my dad looks exactly like chuck norris.hopefully ill be the same in the next 30 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FuzZy Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 chuck norris sucks segals is even worse how do you judge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shogun_Assassin Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Chuck Norris knows kickboxing, he trained with Bill "Superfoot" Wallace. Steven Segal trained in Akido, which is a fighting form that utilizes many different combinations of pressure points and limb breaking. The fact that neither one of them has been in training consistantly but merely fighting on camera, which believe it or not isn't real, puts them both out of the loop as far as their fighting skills. If you've ever seen Walker texas ranger Norris only does one move, a fucking roundhouse kick. Segal still uses form and shit. My vote is with segal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 all he needs is the fucking roundhouse, that shit is mad deadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8...691&q=van+damme hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Originally posted by Shogun_Assassin+Dec 16 2005, 09:48 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Shogun_Assassin - Dec 16 2005, 09:48 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Chuck Norris knows kickboxing, he trained with Bill "Superfoot" Wallace. Steven Segal trained in Akido, which is a fighting form that utilizes many different combinations of pressure points and limb breaking. The fact that neither one of them has been in training consistantly but merely fighting on camera, which believe it or not isn't real, puts them both out of the loop as far as their fighting skills. If you've ever seen Walker texas ranger Norris only does one move, a fucking roundhouse kick. Segal still uses form and shit. My vote is with segal. Quoted post [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Dec 16 2005, 11:41 AM all he needs is the fucking roundhouse, that shit is mad deadly. Quoted post Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by beta testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch." If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds till, what?" He roundhouse kicks you in the face. And then there are these: There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Segal, Undersiege, period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Originally posted by Jackson@Dec 16 2005, 02:22 PM http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8...691&q=van+damme hahaha Quoted post this belongs in the homosexual ubertones thread hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 i'm a huge segal fan, but i'd have to bet on norris. i don't know if anyone else goes out of their way to see segal's movies other than me, but recently released--out for a kill, into the sun, submerged, or today you die... he's let himself go, gotten a bit fat. its kind of sad. norris however has maintained his stature, but he's on the jesus kick, vs. segal on the buddhist/beat your wife kick........ i dono. i pick norris, but i prefer segals movies.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Being fat doesn't matter when you're a 4th degree blackbelt in Aikido, homie. They don't even teach strikes in Aikido, it's all about using the other guy's force to your advantage and breaking their limbs into 15 different pieces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Well i say that s.segal would lose to the vomiting old lady that Tesseract saved. He's such a ponce. I mean i dont know what lame ass monk accepted the bribe to recognise him as a tulkuh, but thats bs. Chuck Norris all the way! On a side note... Have you seen this movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 No sir. *edit, I thought this would make the point better. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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