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Originally posted by dumy+Dec 14 2005, 06:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Dec 14 2005, 06:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-iloveboxcars@Dec 14 2005, 09:08 PM

i wouldnt say its a self esteem issue. i'd say that LENS IS A WELL ENDOWED MAN!

 

 

Oooooooh you got that right!

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Originally posted by LENS@Dec 14 2005, 03:21 PM

Imagine how fucking furious dude would be when he went to enjoy his morning bowl of cereal and suddenly he's stuck with something only Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes could enjoy...ha ha ha ha

You gotta be joking , chocolate milk on cereal is a goddamn must. My moms would let me do it on weekends when i was young , looked forward to it all week. That shit is delicious, esp on Frosted Flakes damn....

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Lens seriously, when you talk to your friends do they just kinda sit there with blank looks on their faces and respond with, "Oh that's great."

 

Because every single story you tell on this bitch is basically you looking for one big pat on the back.

 

God damn, this fucking thread should be a public service announcement to everyone on 12oz:

 

HUG YOUR KIDS AND GIVE THEM ATTENTION. TELL THEM GOOD JOB WHEN THEY GET GOOD GRADES.

 

For real dude, whatever job it is that you have, quit that shit now. I can see the inner sleep-away camp counselor coming out in you. Atleast then you can get paid for shit like this.

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You wanna hear about ruining someone's self esteem?

 

 

 

At this summer camp that I used to go to, there was this one girl that kept talking to me one year. I mean she kept talking and talking and talking and talking. Girl never shut the fuck up. And one night she was talking as usual and i confronted her about it. I said, "You know you talk a hell of a lot, right? Could you just be quiet for a while?"

 

I know you are thinking, "Oh, that's it? Weak, niggah!"

 

But wait. There's more.

 

She got all emotional and shit and started to pour her feelings out and talking about why she talked so much. And when she finally got to the point where she said talked so much because she's manic depressive and the attention helped her feel better about herself or some shit I straight up said, "Would it help if I told you that no one cares?"

 

At which point she stood up and left to go cry.

 

 

 

 

-fuse.

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Don't worry though, she didn't kill herself.

In fact, she told me that in the long run it helped her because she shut up and suddenly more people liked her.

 

Otherwise this is a story that I would be too ashamed to tell.

 

 

But still, one of the coldest things I've ever done.

 

 

 

 

 

-fuse.

 

 

*edit to add shit.

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Originally posted by MELLOness@Dec 14 2005, 10:13 PM

I prefer terrorrizing the resturaunt biz. I once stirred a womens drink with my penis. Dont worry, she had it coming.

 

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Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Dec 15 2005, 05:19 AM

Lens seriously, when you talk to your friends do they just kinda sit there with blank looks on their faces and respond with, "Oh that's great."

 

 

I wouldn't know....I'm usually too busy dealing with thunderous applause and pats on the back.

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Originally posted by mr.yuck@Dec 15 2005, 11:46 AM

White people dont get ashy all over though. I wouldnt even consider it ashy as i would crusty. Mostly elbows and knees. Strange.

 

I get ashy...I don't know why, it sucks, but it might have to do with the fact that there isn't a lotion known to man that can soften my dry, chapped, rugged hide.

 

If anyone has any suggestions (that haven't beeen tried before) PM me....my girlfriend is at her wit's end over this.

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