BURLAP Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 http://edition.cnn.com/2005/US/12/13/skydi...e.ap/index.html Skydiver survives fall, gets baby surprise Tuesday, December 13, 2005 Posted: 2123 GMT (0523 HKT) SILOAM SPRINGS, Arkansas (AP) -- Shayna Richardson was making her first solo skydiving jump when she had trouble with her parachutes and, while falling at about 50 mph, hit face first in a parking lot. Although badly hurt, she survived -- and doctors treating her injuries discovered she was pregnant. Four surgeries and two months later, Richardson said she and the fetus are doing fine. "Just this last week we went and saw the doctor and we've got arms, we've got legs. We've got a full face. The baby is moving around just fine. The heart rate looks good. So not only did God save me but he spared this baby," she said. Richardson, 21, of Joplin, Missouri, was skydiving in Siloam Springs on October 9 when her main parachute failed. "I heard a snap and I started spinning and I didn't know why. I didn't know what to do to fix it. I didn't know how to make it stop," Richardson told Fort Smith, Arkansas, television station KFSM. She cut away her primary chute so her reserve could deploy, but it didn't open all the way. She spun out of control, heading straight for the asphalt below. "At the end I said, 'I'm going to die. I'm going to hit the ground. I'm going to die,"' she said. "I don't remember it. I don't remember hitting the ground. I don't remember the impact or anything that came with it." Rescuers got her to a hospital in Fayetteville, where Richardson underwent surgery. She broke her pelvis in two places, broke her leg, lost six teeth and now has 15 steel plates. "I went into the first surgery where they cut me from ear to ear and they cut my face down and they took out all the fractured egg-shelled bones and put in steel plates," Richardson said. During treatment, doctors found that Richardson was pregnant, which was a surprise to her. She said she would not have jumped had she known. "To hit the ground belly first -- that's dangerous. I mean at any stage of pregnancy that's dangerous. That's not something you want to do let alone at 50 miles per hour," Richardson said. Her fall was videotaped and Richardson said she was able to watch it, without qualms. "I wanted to watch it," said Richardson. "And the whole reason I'm comfortable with watching it because I know how it ends." Richardson said her due date is June 25. She plans to make her next parachute jump in August. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 man you couldnt ge me to hop a fence unles police are chasing me...the hell are people thinking? and the chick wants to do it again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 i fell out of bed a few weeks ago. true story. shit hurt. fuckin msg overdose in the dinner and 4 beers makes for some cracked out nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 MSG aint no joke...i hadnt taken a dump in a week and a half ,until one day i was makin my morning scrambled eggs and as i was adding some curry powder i noticed the bottle ingrediants said msg on it.. so i looked through all my spices i bought at biglots a month ago and almost all of them had msg in it... once i stopped using them it was smooth droppinfrom then on..two days later i finished 7 chapters of roots on the shitter.. oh yea.. that chick looks like a lovedoll..kinda makes me wanna prop her up on a couch hand poke her tits with my pinky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Is that the before or after pic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by Herbivore@Dec 14 2005, 08:33 AM Is that the before or after pic? Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Well, that's what you get for jumping out of airplanes. I could say something really mean about the way she looks, but...nahh, it's too obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Did anyone see that snl commercial skit where this black dude is in his office and two white guy come up to him and are like "hey were going sky diving on the weekend you wanna come?" and he's like, ".......HELL NO!!!" Oh and that lady looks like she fell out of an airplane with no parachute. :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Mr.Chupacabre told me about this shit last night. The fact that the baby was ok, atleast I think it was, means that that kid was meant to do something in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaidiom Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 flicks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 video (click on "caught on tape" in 4th paragraph) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Same chick. It turns out it wasnt the equipment that was bad. she tried using a chute above her skill level and couldnt control it properly. the main opened fine, she just fucked it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Least sympathetic title ever :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 on a side note. i didnt know niggas was skydiving now. I might just have to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 its an after picture. she was a cutey beforehand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 haha..spyd's a fool.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted December 14, 2005 Author Share Posted December 14, 2005 she used to skydive with common? makes sense, seeing she's wearing blueblockers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by BURLAP@Dec 14 2005, 09:33 AM she used to skydive with common? makes sense, seeing she's wearing blueblockers.. Quoted post common? thats damon wayans... it would be a better story if she knew she was preganant and landed on her face to spare the baby..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by SpyD@Dec 14 2005, 09:21 AM on a side note. i didnt know niggas was skydiving now. I might just have to do it. Quoted post and even doing that their objectifying women.... ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by nomadawhat+Dec 14 2005, 02:30 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nomadawhat - Dec 14 2005, 02:30 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SpyD@Dec 14 2005, 09:21 AM on a side note. i didnt know niggas was skydiving now. I might just have to do it. Quoted post and even doing that their objectifying women.... ;) Quoted post [/b] He probably drove her car to the jump site. you know how niggas be.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Dec 14 2005, 10:44 AM The fact that the baby was ok, atleast I think it was, means that that kid was meant to do something in life. Quoted post YEAH NIGGA WAS MEANT TO BE THE CHILD OF A DUMB ASS BITCH. MERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 haha... "mommy why is you's a dumb ass ho?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 FIRST OF ALL THATS A PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE OR A WHITE GUY WITH A TAN, SECOND OF ALL, ARE THAT BITCHES TITTIES OUT? THIRD OF ALL, ARE THAT BITCHES TITTIES OUT? MERO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Yep. They're out, all right. Too bad...she looked all right before skydiving had its crack at her. Like, CRRRRRRRRRRR-AAAAACK! Maybe a face transplant is in order? Shit...that's fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 yeah, she got played in the looks department definitely..but Mero brings up an interesting point..why is she skydiving halfnekkid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 she loves the black cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowrite Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 her brain had to bounce a lot inside that skull. 50 mofuckin miles an hour. that shits crazy though. wonder how the kid will turn out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Wow Mero you ate the fucking terd on those "funny" qoutes. I think if she was like 7 months and did this,landing on her gut which inturn would shoot the kid out of her twat like a bullet exiting the chammber would be so fucking funny that I would die laughing at her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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