hungoverseas Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by rental@Dec 13 2005, 09:44 PM pimpin aint easy Quoted post but it's necessary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 i dont see the point of relationships. there's always someone walking all over the other person, and no one wants to stay monogamous after a while. every person i know who's in a relationship that has lasted is either a) cheating, b) being cheated on, or c) in it for fiscal reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 my my my... how jaded we are... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Originally posted by FuzZy@Dec 12 2005, 08:45 PM speeking of relationships suck I just found out my girlfriend is almost naked on this thread playing with herself Quoted post easier clean up/storage: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Ive gotten more free pussy than the SPCA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Originally posted by THANKYOU@Dec 12 2005, 08:04 AM a ride or die type, not ghetto but just down for me and there for me like i would be her. Quoted post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA whiteox- never been on a 'date' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 ughhhh People are much to fake to carry on any kind of relationship beyond friendship with IE: Fellas.... pffffffffffffffffffffff..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Originally posted by ego maniac@Dec 16 2005, 08:49 PM ughhhh People are much to fake to carry on any kind of relationship beyond friendship with IE: Fellas.... pffffffffffffffffffffff..... Quoted post there we go. that's what i like to hear. relationships are the garbage. friends are disposable. hermit status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 For once I got a girlfriend I really like, but her parents are fuckin psychotic and today she got caught bunkin school at my crib so yeah, back to only seein her when I sneak in at night...oh well In general though, relationships suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orgasm Addict Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 You know what's gross? Guys that get all smothery and intense too fast. But some girls enjoy that kind of affirmation. Glued on the phone all day, making dudes visit them on their lunch breaks at work, sleeping together every night... I'd suffocate. But then again, I'm speaking on behalf of the single/attractive/mentally UNstable percentage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 two things i never seen, a ufo and a bitch i need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 edit* hahah that was crazy what i just wrote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 hahaha Cloner... I think I remember someone saying that on here before... I'm gonna piss a girl off with that later if at all possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueaZyFunK Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 the fucked up thing today is that everyone wants to be in a relationship and start families and get married before they are even 21. Also women seem to think that a relationship is built on things other things than sex. but its not. I like to chill with my boys because its fun, i can tlak shit, fart, act like an asshole, and just be my everyday grimey self. the only reason want to hang out with a girl is to bone her. i mean we all have friends that we love to be around be we dont mess around with them because thats not what they are there for. thats what a relationship is for. sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueaZyFunK Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 and what the fuck makes a bitch think that they will actually find someone that likes to watch home and garden, or go pick out curtains, or have a picnic, or talk about things after sex. i dont want to talk. i want to go to sleep, or drink beer, or write graffitti or watch TV or just enjoy the moment of clarity that i receive after having an orgasm. i have accepted that i will never find someone that likes seinfeld and the wu tang clan. what happened to the good old days when women accepts who the guy is and stays with him because he likes his dick in her ass. the problem is is there are too many hippies today. its a hippie society and everyone wants to be in love. there is no such thing as love between a man and a woomen its cold hornyness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Being single is cool. I have a particular comment on this: 10%- are hot girls that staaaaaaaaay in relationships back to back to back to back, so you cant ever get them, because as soon as they break up, theyre ass is in a new relationship. I was just in this sitiation girl was off and on broken up, not broken up, almost broken up with her ex. I stepped in and the shit didn't work at all. They want somebody exactly like the ex so it causes beef. They continually try to mold you into the ex. Plus, because they feel like its fucked up that the ex didn't marry them they want to fuck around and test you to make sure you two are "headed in the right direction." They are hot though. Also: Ignoring women is the best way to get them to like you. Thats the truth. This girl was living with me for a while (roomate style) while I was seeing someone else. The more I hung out with her but didn't pay her any attention the more it was like "he's so great, etc." Plus if she sees you being nice to someone else she gets the "he's so sweet, etc." Works every time. In the words of Ali-G "you treat em rough you get the muff..." Word Word... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted December 17, 2005 Author Share Posted December 17, 2005 Originally posted by cloner@Dec 17 2005, 02:13 AM two things i never seen, a ufo and a bitch i need. Quoted post gotta be one of the most funniest things ive read on here... hahaha fucking hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted December 17, 2005 Author Share Posted December 17, 2005 Originally posted by QueaZyFunK@Dec 17 2005, 11:27 AM the fucked up thing today is that everyone wants to be in a relationship and start families and get married before they are even 21. Also women seem to think that a relationship is built on things other things than sex. but its not. I like to chill with my boys because its fun, i can tlak shit, fart, act like an asshole, and just be my everyday grimey self. the only reason want to hang out with a girl is to bone her. i mean we all have friends that we love to be around be we dont mess around with them because thats not what they are there for. thats what a relationship is for. sex. Quoted post ppppppppppppppppppppppreach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted December 17, 2005 Author Share Posted December 17, 2005 About this whole ignoring them shit... you guys are outta your mind, if this shit was the case id be hugh hefner... i hardly talk to chicks at all, ignore their games, ignore them when theyre looking off the wall fine, and i neveeeeeeeeeer get girls like that. what works for me though is when i know my homie likes a girl, or im trying to pull a girl for my boy and not for me, so there is like no fear there, cuz im like its not gonna be my loss, im not even feeling this broad... thats when they jump on my nuts... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Maybe you're not doing it right Tease... also another thing that can work greatly good in your favor is being good in the sack. Girls talk, and when one of them gets to tellin her sexy girl friends that you have a big dick and gave them multiple orgasms, their friends start to get ideas.... and then you embelish upon the good ideas the friends get. And ignoring girls will always work. Maybe you're running them off by occassionally using internet slang, like "LOLa"... or intro'ing yourself as high I'm Teasola.... see girls don't like that shit, now get your calculator out and figure that shit for yourself, 2 times nine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted December 17, 2005 Author Share Posted December 17, 2005 dirty habits, youre so not funny i dont know how girls stand to be around you. youre such a cornball mother fucker. ofcourse you was with that ugly emo bitch in that kiddy push around car toy so i guess you dont aim to high. whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Love is for real. My ex was bad as hell, liked old school hip hop and kung fu. We could aslo drink beers and joke on whack bitches. Shit doesnt get much better than this. They are out there, it just takes for ever to find them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 hahaha, damn burn!! You got me good. I dunno Tease, I don't think you know TOO much about girls because you always ask here what to do. You want chicks, maybe you need to change what you're doing to get them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 You can't just ignore a girl like "I'm not going to talk to this bitch at all." You have to talk to them, but pretend like you're not interested, once you have talked at them for a while then you can start ignoring them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 I want a relationship..but i cant put the time into it,why must i stay single? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Originally posted by Milton@Dec 17 2005, 12:06 PM You can't just ignore a girl like "I'm not going to talk to this bitch at all." You have to talk to them, but pretend like you're not interested, once you have talked at them for a while then you can start ignoring them... Quoted post nah. just answer their questions and go on with your business and youre set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Originally posted by iloveboxcars+Dec 12 2005, 11:24 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (iloveboxcars - Dec 12 2005, 11:24 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-cloner@Dec 12 2005, 07:56 AM -mentally stable -single -attractive chicks can only be 2 out of 3 things on that list. Quoted post so true. Quoted post [/b] COSIGN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 its real fuckin funny how people are talkin like "bitches aint shit but hoes an tricks"....ya'll are the first to be eatin bitch out on first date and sayin "i love you". guys hella front like they are pimpin, but matter of fact is they just sprung on some dumb hoe. its a matter of fact. EVERY dude fronts. keep it real. ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLIKBITCH Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Originally posted by Future Droid@Dec 18 2005, 07:39 AM "bitches aint shit but hoes an tricks" Quoted post hahahahahaha, i got me a new MSN name, :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier Posted December 18, 2005 Share Posted December 18, 2005 Originally posted by Future Droid@Dec 18 2005, 07:39 AM its real fuckin funny how people are talkin like "bitches aint shit but hoes an tricks"....ya'll are the first to be eatin bitch out on first date and sayin "i love you". guys hella front like they are pimpin, but matter of fact is they just sprung on some dumb hoe. its a matter of fact. EVERY dude fronts. keep it real. ..... Quoted post True this. Dudes say that shit around they homies, and then go and do shit like buy stuff for this bitch's kid. Like, "Im saying dog, she was out of diapers..." :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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