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defyoner

goodbye winter. hello nice weather.

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well, im done with the north end of things. im heading my ass to florida. move in date december 15th. so for all you northerners.. enjoy your cold cold snow and shitty ass wind chills.. theres no such thing down there. but i do regret to say i will miss some of you. no more ohio trips. no more boston trips. or any of that for a while. the few that are lucky will be on my visitation list. this includes; 1 futon for your sleeping, 1 spot on my couch for watching the 50" hdtv, 1 bar stool at the breakfast bar, 1 parking spot behind my garage (if needed). if you think you are on this list, ask. if you would like to be on this list i am currently taking CASH OFFERS.. no credit accepted. no IOU's. no "aww come on man hook a nigga up" type deals. no bullshit. i will include the layout of my place so that it might spark up higher intrest.. thus making the cash offers greater. thank you and have a nice day.

 

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oh. i might add.. the people on the list, are also entitled to 1 chair on the patio, there is also a fan on this said patio. further rules and agreements will be listed upon my leisure.

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courtorder. you may visit once. upon the visit i will determine wether or not to make you pay, for the next visit. because you were going to buy my bike.

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i hear you beefeater. although i cannot afford cali, well my desired location in cali. so florida will do for now. how ever, theres no vehicle emissions, and no income tax.

 

List so far:

Swif1

Gliko

Aids Is a Myth

Diggity

trackstand

Makros (alotted double of everything offered + free continental breakfast)

fermentor666

S@T@N (even though you live 30 min away.)

MR BOJANGLES

ZackAttack

any of the IOKS family.

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Originally posted by 48:16@Dec 11 2005, 07:18 AM

one word: Hurricanes.

 

 

good luck with that.

 

 

 

exactly. fuck the gulf. ill be happy with my mildly cold winters, thanks.

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you douchebag...my name ain't on that list...

 

fuck it son...i'm coming anyway, and when i get there, there better be a mint for me on the futon, and a continental breakfast, and you better have some clean towels...see you in two weeks...and i'm bringing my cousins from the west side.

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Originally posted by BEEFEATER@Dec 10 2005, 10:35 PM

sorry homie, theres a reason Florida looks like a penis.

baahahahahaha.

 

Florida is too hot in the summer. Its almost untolerable without A/C.

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yeah i hope your house is hurricane proof.... if there is such a thing.

i was interstate driving during that huge ass snowstorm that came outta the southwest of all places. i saw alot of people on the sides of the road, and a couple of full on accidents. shit was nuts.

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Originally posted by aids is a myth@Dec 12 2005, 09:15 AM

fuck you son, chicago hates you anyway! take that gutter punk rancid girl outta here too, this aint warped tour nigga

 

 

alright dude with your wanna be "Hot Hot Heat" hair cut. this aint MTV NIGGA. believe.

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