SpyD Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Alright, I was watchin CSI or somthin today and they we're just commin up with some crazy ass evidence, like "the fingerprint left on the bottom of the left side of the table has DNA" or some shit, and I figured that with the advances in forensics, it would be pretty hard to get away with murder. So how would you go about killing someone (HYPOTHETICALY)? We've come up with using an icicle to stab em or somthin... THOUGHTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 That show makes it look impossible to kill anyone, icicle might work, but they might has scientists that can go back in time and re freeze the ice and get your prints. Dunno. TV is strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffGuy Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 that show is fucked, they would use that all that ferensics and sscienctific shit if like the president was killed, thats about it. if the timing was right, like doing a fill on the street, and i shot someone dead in the head on the street and took the subway 3 minuits later, no one would catch me/ or you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffGuy Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 p.s ive been drinking, and i havent posted in years, but when i look at my post.. whats up with that warn meter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 just commit the murder in a small town with minamally funded law enforcement. make sure no one sees you wear a disguise anyways leave no witnesses wear gloves then torch all your clothes wash in amonia move far away keep your mouth shut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 I think cacash was reading a book about techniques for killing people a while ago, so ask that fool for the specific information. Plus, he's a cop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 PMB is up early as hell... And I can't give away my secrets, because say I do have a great idea, and then I post it here... bam evidence. I'm not killing anyone though.... not today.... not on purpose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shesmyheroin Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 um duh, you hire someone with secret powers to do it with their minds. no finger prints involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 i hear jesus used to merk kids for loaves of bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Poisoning would work well in my opinion provided you don't use some hard-to-get shit and they trace it back to the lab you work at because a bottle was missing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 how bout rigging someone with up a bunch of air? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 csi is bullshit. just kill blacks and mexicans, no one gives a fuck about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Kill someone and don't tell anyone about it. Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 they say its impossible to commit a murder without leaving something, taking something, or altering something which is supposed to make it impossible to commit murder. either way, do you think they catch everyone who commits murder? personally i think itd be safer to kill a random person. you know just slit their throat in an alley on some whoa thats a big ass knife type deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by seeking@Dec 8 2005, 03:25 PM csi is bullshit. just kill blacks and mexicans, no one gives a fuck about them. Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Yea just kill a crackhead, the police will find the body and think, meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Dec 8 2005, 10:27 AM I think cacash was reading a book about techniques for killing people a while ago, so ask that fool for the specific information. Plus, he's a cop. Quoted post Ha, ha... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Dec 8 2005, 02:27 AM I think cacash was reading a book about techniques for killing people a while ago, so ask that fool for the specific information. Plus, he's a cop. Quoted post Link 9 chapters all pretty informative to what you are asking about. The forensics and shit is pretty basically covered but if you want to go more in detail over that shit you might want to pick up a book that deals with only that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 Dope. Now I can go kill everyone!! MUAGHAHAHAHAHAhahaha..ahaha.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Always keep a portable hole handy. Just drop the body in and....schlook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by LENS@Dec 8 2005, 11:23 AM Always keep a portable hole handy. Just drop the body in and....schlook! Quoted post you know, once I came across a show that was discussing these holes that they use in cartoons. Like seriously. Somthing about being a wormhole to an alternate dimension or somthing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by LENS@Dec 8 2005, 12:23 PM Always keep a portable hole handy. Just drop the body in and....schlook! Quoted post word. like roger rabbit. thats the plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sect ebc Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 cynaide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by Jackson@Dec 8 2005, 09:12 AM Yea just kill a crackhead, the police will find the body and think, meh. Quoted post then they'll frame some innocent black dude for it; the world turns ever forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Have you seen that episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents where this woman kills her husband by hitting him with a leg of ham. Then the cops come and she tells them she was cooking dinner and the man fell down the stairs (or something) and then proceeds to feed the ham to the cops that were interviewing her. Awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SpyD Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by FunTimePartyTeam@Dec 8 2005, 03:50 PM Have you seen that episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents where this woman kills her husband by hitting him with a leg of ham. Then the cops come and she tells them she was cooking dinner and the man fell down the stairs (or something) and then proceeds to feed the ham to the cops that were interviewing her. Awesome. Quoted post that's Gangsta. It would have been more gangsta if she chopped him up and then fed him to the cops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by SpyD+Dec 8 2005, 04:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SpyD - Dec 8 2005, 04:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-FunTimePartyTeam@Dec 8 2005, 03:50 PM Have you seen that episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents where this woman kills her husband by hitting him with a leg of ham. Then the cops come and she tells them she was cooking dinner and the man fell down the stairs (or something) and then proceeds to feed the ham to the cops that were interviewing her. Awesome. Quoted post that's Gangsta. It would have been more gangsta if she chopped him up and then fed him to the cops. Quoted post [/b] there was a tales from the crypt episode with a similar story to that. Tales From the Crypt used to scare the bajesus outta me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 just kill someone, chop em up into pieces, grind em into fine litttle particles and feed them to pigs pigs eat anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 i'm a godertator and can kill a man with a click of the mouse from 100 miles away. do your forensics on that, bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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