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The job i have now is in an office. I've always had construction jobs and things along those lines so it's kind of different than what I've been used to. I ate someones hot pockets once, then I found out it they belonged to the girl that sat next to me. I overheard her telling someone on the phone about it. Someone else smeared shit all over the handrail in the handicapped stall in the bathroom. I thought that was a good one since i don't use that bathroom.

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I've always been a big fan of shoe polish on any glass area of a vehicle...including headlights. Also a fan of siran-wrapping cars.

 

Lens...I have a mission for you:

 

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Originally posted by SteveAustin@Dec 7 2005, 07:39 PM

I've always been a big fan of shoe polish on any glass area of a vehicle...including headlights. Also a fan of siran-wrapping cars.

 

Lens...I have a mission for you:

 

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ha ha ha ha

 

i might just take you up on that one sir

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This was an office gag/ birthday deal ... they are known to kidnap you and do some fucked up shit around here.

 

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^^^^^^^^^that shit is gangster.^^^^^^^

 

i have always wanted to take some fish role that shit up in some news paper and duct tape it to a hard to reach or very uneasy to see place like the inside of a filing cabinet or inside the back of a desk drawer. after a few days it will smell death on a stick. and whatever it was taped to will reek forever.

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Dec 7 2005, 09:11 PM

or maybe all of you are the annoying ones and no one talks to you because you're fucking annoying.

 

 

you nagging nancy's

 

pounded home for effect

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i work at the circulatons office of the library at my university here in chicago and i'm always doing some shit to tweak my co-workers out. i admit i have eaten some other peeps lunch but only drank there pepsi or ate some snacks (pudding if there was more than one, one time a choclate cake). i even got approached as well as some other student workers i played dumb and said the best thing i could say which was no and that i too was a victim of a lunch time heist. looking back that shit is funny yo. fuck it . fuck the world. condoms definitley b. i would leave that shit by my bosses cubicle fuckin planted them by this girls desk and shit..i steal paper, and those air compressed keyboard dusters. i racked a fuckin northface skullie and bluetooth earpiece from the lost and found...i used to super glue quarters to the floor throughout the library, make payphones do that ringing asi if someone is calling trick...fucked my girl in the abandoned fire escape...the janitor talkied shit about me once saying that i don't do my job correctly (building manager hehe yea manager) when i got complaints from people on that fool and was cool about it.....so i took a shit in the urinals for him to scoop out.

holla at ya boy

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At work I used to jump into wheelbarrows durung lunchbreak and throw rocks at other rocks.

 

But I'm still more mature than you.

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I worked in a hospital a few years ago; I would get head from female workers in various offices or satellite pharmacies. I would go home for my ½ hour break and return and hour later, showered and wearing a new outfit. Don’t get me wrong I worked my ass off and did what I had to do, even more sometimes, but I knew how to get over.

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I used to write "truckers can't read" in dust on the back of trucks we unloaded.I also wrote "i'd rather be molesting small boys" we got a call for that one. Eating lunches got one dude fired. I used to write the most disgustingly mean shit about people on the wall of the break room.

 

My job now,I'm the boss and I make fun of the losers that can't hack it.

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Originally posted by multipleman@Dec 7 2005, 09:32 PM

i work at the circulatons office of the library at my university here in chicago and i'm always doing some shit to tweak my co-workers out...fucked my girl in the abandoned fire escape...the janitor talkied shit about me once saying that i don't do my job correctly (building manager hehe yea manager) when i got complaints from people on that fool and was cool about it.....so i took a shit in the urinals for him to scoop out.

holla at ya boy

 

 

DAMN

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