Jackson Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 It was funny because it was an old Tower Records which had been refurbished, I remember the first wank I had there because I found a pile of old Daily Star newspapers ( http://www.dailystar.co.uk/ (worst newspaper ever)) and one of them had a Kylie special. I will never forget that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 This morning a co-worker gave me a few oreos for breakfast. I ate'em and so i went to the kitchen again and opened the fridge. Ah ha, lo and behold, a bottle of milk, untouched, just what i need. GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP Ah, fucking perect....oops, there's only about a 1/16th of the milk left. Cap bottle, put back in fridge. ten minutes later..... ::slightly pissed tech support guy walks out of kitchen:: "I don't believe this! Some bastard drank my milk!" I chimed in with "What? no way! that's messed up dude!" little did he know hee hee hee hee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 some fat kid was stealing lunches at my moms office. they installed a camera, caught him red handed and fired him. this story has nothing to do with fucking with other people, but I did drive over to my girlfriends to get some ass while I was on my 15 minute break. I waltzed in 45 minutes later and when they asked where I was...I was like...what...out getting carts. why? actually almost got fired for that shit. one of the girls that worked there claimed a stocker took her into the ice cooler and 'made' her give him a handjob. she wasn't much of a looker, so no one really believed her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 I love the fridge here at work. it is my single greatest source of entertainment. I really do not care if I got caught and fired. When i go in there and raid, i feel like Norm Macdonald in Billy Madison when he stole all those kids bag lunches. Yesterday I was told i couldn't wear my radiohead shirt to work because on the front it says "Left hand rubs shoulder, Right hand pulls trigger" hmmm, someone is gonna get their lunch JACKED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turd Ferguson Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 hahaha. This dude thats a couple offices down from me wore a Motley Crue shirt with a big pentagram on the front of it, noone said shit. I think it's because hes in a wheelchair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 I really do not care if I got caught and fired. /\arnt you the guy that made the thread "i need a place to stay for X amount of time" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 ^^^ ha ha, yeah, i guess i was. Hmmm, feel the irony in the air. but yeah, i did find a place to stay and it rocks ha ha, i took that guys milk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 you should just throw a bunch in the garbage. i hear people like that sort of stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 hey hey hey hey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by Turd Ferguson@Dec 8 2005, 07:22 PM hahaha. This dude thats a couple offices down from me wore a Motley Crue shirt with a big pentagram on the front of it, noone said shit. I think it's because hes in a wheelchair. Quoted post maybe because a) the crue fucking rules and b) rocking a baphomet (i doubt it was a pentagram) is like wearing a cross, of course they wont give you shit about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turd Ferguson Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 looks like a pentagram to me but fuck it I'm not really that up on metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 you gotta incorporate farts into the fridge somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 8, 2005 Author Share Posted December 8, 2005 I just checked the fridge....there's a fresh bottle of milk with the following note taped to it. "F.U. BITCH! Buy your own goddamn milk!" I am going to wait a day or two and then.... GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG!!!! Hey, does anyone know a good way to fuck with somebodys chair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by LENS@Dec 8 2005, 05:30 PM I just checked the fridge....there's a fresh bottle of milk with the following note taped to it. "F.U. BITCH! Buy your own goddamn milk!" I am going to wait a day or two and then.... GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG!!!! Hey, does anyone know a good way to fuck with somebodys chair? Quoted post loosen bolts/screws that hold it together...put something on the part where ppl sit down....ummmmjust take it away and put it somewhere where it wont be found get creative also check out this site for ideas http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/irrespon...ties/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 haha i was gonna post milton but you guys are so fast :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 the upside down star is a baphomet, if the star was rightside up it would be a pentagram. sorry for being so picky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 UPDATE I was called into a supervisors office concerning the milk theft. however, I told how I had been wrongly accused and that I had several food items taken over the past few weeks. i think they might stage a sting operation next so i need to lay low for a month or two One time i took a labelling machine at work and re-labelled all the equipment drawers so that they indicated the wrong contents...small time but funny when someone was in a hurry to get something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaidiom Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I still fucking love this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by dowmagik@Dec 8 2005, 08:55 AM i work alone for the most part, but i have devised a rad way to make money off all the junkies that come in. all night long we have junkies come in that have been previously 86'd, usually for stealing shit. well i came up with the idea of pocketing their cash when they try to pay for their goods, and telling them that they can have it back when the cops arrive, since theyre trespassing. i never actually call them, i just pick up the phone and fuckers run. mad funny, and it ensures i can buy a couple brews when i get off work. Quoted post I used to work in a convenience store. I had this other scam though... Lottery tickets are always scanned into a machine to see if they are winners or losers. So I'd scan peoples tickets and tell them they were losers and pocket their lottery winnings. It was only a couple dollars at a time but that shit added up over time. It's the same with impatient people in the morning who didn't want to wait in line to pay for their coffee, they just throw the dollar at you. Thanks for your donation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 im a dork tho, i always put that gotta-jet-heres-my-money cash in the till so my register is always over. at an old job i used to keep peoples reciepts if they paid cash, then "return" their purchase a few days later. easy money. so was advertising at the dorms that i sold shoes for half off if you paid cash. throw that shit in a bag, ring nothing up, i could make a couple hundred a night doing that. did i mention i love black people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by dowmagik+Dec 8 2005, 04:23 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dowmagik - Dec 8 2005, 04:23 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Turd Ferguson@Dec 8 2005, 07:22 PM hahaha. This dude thats a couple offices down from me wore a Motley Crue shirt with a big pentagram on the front of it, noone said shit. I think it's because hes in a wheelchair. Quoted post maybe because a) the crue fucking rules and b) rocking a baphomet (i doubt it was a pentagram) is like wearing a cross, of course they wont give you shit about it. Quoted post [/b] SHOUT AT THE DEVIL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 you know what's really funny, my work decided to put up stockings in the lobby (i work at a hotel) for every employee but me. i guess the night guy isn't important enough to have a cheerful red sock with his name on it tacked to the wall. so i'm thinking. should i just staple one of my dirty socks up on the wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turd Ferguson Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by dowmagik@Dec 8 2005, 05:56 PM the upside down star is a baphomet, if the star was rightside up it would be a pentagram. sorry for being so picky. Quoted post nah its cool, I look hell of square. so now I know. thanks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Fire drill Actual fire Burning people with hot teaspoons after stirring coffee/tea etc Smoking in unnaceptable places, like while leaning over someones shoulder Throwing things at people on the other side of the room then acting normal real quick Really loud walkmans Shin kicking Loitering on peoples desks saying stuff like "i am mad bored yo" Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shesmyheroin Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by dowmagik@Dec 8 2005, 07:56 PM the upside down star is a baphomet, if the star was rightside up it would be a pentagram. sorry for being so picky. Quoted post you must me be listening to a lot of mayhem and burzum. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by Steve Miller@Dec 9 2005, 02:56 AM should i just staple one of my dirty socks up on the wall? Quoted post yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by LENS+Dec 9 2005, 03:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Dec 9 2005, 03:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Steve Miller@Dec 9 2005, 02:56 AM should i just staple one of my dirty socks up on the wall? Quoted post yes Quoted post [/b] With photos !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLIKBITCH Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 hahhahahahaha, work sucks shit, i cant stand it, so thats why i quit, anyone got any funny work stories of people having jokes made on them or tortured ?? ? :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 http://www.pocket-lint.co.uk/news.php?newsId=1318 Lens, I think you might like this one. The packing peanuts cubicle and a few other good pranks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 9, 2005 Author Share Posted December 9, 2005 ^^^ awesome. I liked the post-it prank.....that was particullary obnoxious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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