fatalist Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 haha. you're going to get fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by Pistol@Dec 7 2005, 09:07 AM .water ballons to the crotch. Quoted post How the hell can I get paid to play with water balloons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 7, 2005 Author Share Posted December 7, 2005 Originally posted by SteveAustin@Dec 7 2005, 07:39 PM I've always been a big fan of shoe polish on any glass area of a vehicle...including headlights. Also a fan of siran-wrapping cars. Lens...I have a mission for you: Quoted post ha ha ha ha i might just take you up on that one sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 This was an office gag/ birthday deal ... they are known to kidnap you and do some fucked up shit around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOTREL Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 ^^^^^^^^^that shit is gangster.^^^^^^^ i have always wanted to take some fish role that shit up in some news paper and duct tape it to a hard to reach or very uneasy to see place like the inside of a filing cabinet or inside the back of a desk drawer. after a few days it will smell death on a stick. and whatever it was taped to will reek forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Im the only interesting one in this office..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 or maybe all of you are the annoying ones and no one talks to you because you're fucking annoying. you nagging nancy's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Dec 7 2005, 09:11 PM or maybe all of you are the annoying ones and no one talks to you because you're fucking annoying. you nagging nancy's Quoted post pounded home for effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by Shark Hammil@Dec 7 2005, 01:00 PM I think I'll stick to my 3 hour lunches and doing nothing but drawing all day. Thanks... Quoted post amen to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 ^^wait, Shark. Are you guys hiring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Nope. Hahahaha. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
multipleman Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 i work at the circulatons office of the library at my university here in chicago and i'm always doing some shit to tweak my co-workers out. i admit i have eaten some other peeps lunch but only drank there pepsi or ate some snacks (pudding if there was more than one, one time a choclate cake). i even got approached as well as some other student workers i played dumb and said the best thing i could say which was no and that i too was a victim of a lunch time heist. looking back that shit is funny yo. fuck it . fuck the world. condoms definitley b. i would leave that shit by my bosses cubicle fuckin planted them by this girls desk and shit..i steal paper, and those air compressed keyboard dusters. i racked a fuckin northface skullie and bluetooth earpiece from the lost and found...i used to super glue quarters to the floor throughout the library, make payphones do that ringing asi if someone is calling trick...fucked my girl in the abandoned fire escape...the janitor talkied shit about me once saying that i don't do my job correctly (building manager hehe yea manager) when i got complaints from people on that fool and was cool about it.....so i took a shit in the urinals for him to scoop out. holla at ya boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 that pie gag is so harsh.. Was he universally hated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 At work I used to jump into wheelbarrows durung lunchbreak and throw rocks at other rocks. But I'm still more mature than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 I worked in a hospital a few years ago; I would get head from female workers in various offices or satellite pharmacies. I would go home for my ½ hour break and return and hour later, showered and wearing a new outfit. Don’t get me wrong I worked my ass off and did what I had to do, even more sometimes, but I knew how to get over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 I used to write "truckers can't read" in dust on the back of trucks we unloaded.I also wrote "i'd rather be molesting small boys" we got a call for that one. Eating lunches got one dude fired. I used to write the most disgustingly mean shit about people on the wall of the break room. My job now,I'm the boss and I make fun of the losers that can't hack it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by multipleman@Dec 7 2005, 09:32 PM i work at the circulatons office of the library at my university here in chicago and i'm always doing some shit to tweak my co-workers out...fucked my girl in the abandoned fire escape...the janitor talkied shit about me once saying that i don't do my job correctly (building manager hehe yea manager) when i got complaints from people on that fool and was cool about it.....so i took a shit in the urinals for him to scoop out. holla at ya boy Quoted post DAMN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Kr430n5_666 and LENS are my favourite people today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 FUCK, double post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 post the whole email lens i bet someone smeared their shit covered ass along that rail, that's how the shit got there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 i work alone for the most part, but i have devised a rad way to make money off all the junkies that come in. all night long we have junkies come in that have been previously 86'd, usually for stealing shit. well i came up with the idea of pocketing their cash when they try to pay for their goods, and telling them that they can have it back when the cops arrive, since theyre trespassing. i never actually call them, i just pick up the phone and fuckers run. mad funny, and it ensures i can buy a couple brews when i get off work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaidiom Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 I fucking love this thread. I used to work in a outlet store for bedding supplies and shit, and I used to climb the poles in the showroom, like a floor and a half up, touch the cieling and slide back down, I guess it used to be a grocery store a long time ago. Another favorite, we used to get whole pallets that were like a pile of pillows, and the pallet and pillows were surrounded by cardboard, with an open top, so I liked climbing to the top of the stocking shelves in the warehouse back section, and jump off of the top shelf into the box full of pillows, shit, like the same height of like a story and a half up. shit, I used to take the theft control stickers they had, and stick them on the bottoms of carriages so the carriage beeps on the way out, so many fucking people got searched over that shit, it was hilarious. hell, one time, we were cleaning out the warehouse/backroom, and I found a can of paint, and when I was taking out the trash outside, I caught a huge ass hollow on the side of the building. I can't believe I got paid for all of that. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 I used to work at filenes as a young lad and take all of their flat, sticky alarm things, take the backing off and put them face up on the floor so people would step on them and set the alarm off. No one would think to check the bottom of their shoe for the alarm =p + I stole like 10 grand worth of clothes. I got caught, had to pay a 250 dollar fine, its not even on my record =p Fuck work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 ^^that is exactly how i spent my weekends when i owrked as a kid. chucking soft tag alarms on the customers who were uggggly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaidiom Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 those tags are the funnest thing in the world. there was a serious lack of shit to steal from a bedding store, so I got into this wierd habit of stealing pillow cases with patterns I like, there were some dope designs with some of these fabris through. I know it's retarded, but I was born with sticky fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 that reminds me of sneaking "dealing with molestation" etc books in kids backpacks in highschool, so they'd set off the alarm and get searched. ugghhhh na na na na. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaidiom Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 Originally posted by dowmagik@Dec 8 2005, 07:26 AM that reminds me of sneaking "dealing with molestation" etc books in kids backpacks in highschool, so they'd set off the alarm and get searched. ugghhhh na na na na. Quoted post make em say ugghhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 this aint no mutha fuckin p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaidiom Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 every time I hear that, get's that jam stuck in my head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 I used to work in a crummy womens clothes shop. Anyway one day I fell asleep for an hour on a pile of coats in the basement. I woke up and went back the the shop floor, and the girls who worked there were like "where you been?" and I just said "what? nowhere". And they were so fucking stupid. That was also the workplace where I had the most wanks, I think I had about 3 in the month and a half I was working there. So great, just going back to the shop floor, feeling all post jizz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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