how to be a player?

THANKYOU · December 3, 2005

first off, i dont want to be a player, but i do want a girlfriend right about now.

here's the situation:

this girl i met is super fly, lil thick but almost just right. and shes super nice, has manners, easy to talk to, her personality and face is on point, she's the "keeper" type.

on the other hand though, there are like 3 girls id love to be with at work to, which again i know works not the best place to scoop girls up but there are a few i think i could deal with.

then, tonight after our party, i finally fucked my next door neighbor after a few months putting in work, she was better than i thought she'd be but i feel horrible right now because i really like the first girl i told you about up top...

my point of this thread is this:

ive as most of you know, never been good at this whole dating thing, and talking to multiple chicks at one time, what i really wanna know is, how can i, lets say if i were to... ask all these girls to a party (where im in the zone an shit as far as getting chicks go...) without fucking it up with each of the girls ya know?

thats some hard to do shit. like, i wanted to invite like 4 girls from my job id like to get with, but i knew the chick from up above was coming, so i wanted to focus on her... and i think she's feeling me to...

i dunno, im drunk as fuck, feeling super nice, and about to go scoop me up some whataburger grubola and slam before i pass out.

but any tips on having multiple chicks youre trying to get with in the same room and yet maintaing a relationship like status with each of them would be appreciated.

ps- another dope thing about tonight was that since i was sweating girl number 1 from above, my friends sister who i used to try to talk to and was at the party tonight was helllllllllllllllla jealous. haha, shit was ill.

26SidedCube · December 3, 2005

dude.... you never invite a bunch of girls you're trying to get with to a party unless you want to decide which one you REALLY want to get with and then possibly have the rest end up fucking other people. Nah, fuck that.

One at a time's the best bet.

RoboThruster · December 3, 2005

I was expecting to come here and be like "man I knew tease couldn't keep this whole new and improved tease thing up. How to be a playa? You may as well name the thread I am old tease and I think brains impregnates people".

But this shit is a pleasant suprise my man.

I'd say the simple answer to your question is don't invite them all. Just the one your looking to scoop. Obviously you want them to be there because you dig them and they are good peoples or whatever. But for the sake of simplicity its easier just to let their invitations slide at this party. It will only give you more shit to think about on the night than is nessesary. If your neighbour haven't talked about shit than its fine to scoop. She may or may not be cool with it. (I don't know her, so how would I know?) But pressuming that you didn't lead her on to think what you guys were doing was more than just some causal loving, your in the right regardless.

Dirty_habiT · December 3, 2005

Dude, I wouldn't even try to do that, that's one of the stupidest ideas you could've came up with.

You could learn from me, I've been having no problems with the ladies lately. Beautiful ladies.

I'm just kidding Tease, I can't tell you the secrets, but it has to do with their vag... (remember what I told you...)

inoutinoutinout hahaha.

Dirty_habiT · December 3, 2005

Tease, this really is stupid, do you really think that you could pull something like that off?

Those rap videos on tv ain't real dude.

RoboThruster · December 3, 2005

I don't think he was looking to do his thing with them all in one night. Dude just wanted to invite them all or someshit ?

But its definately not a good idea. Eitherway

Dirty_habiT · December 3, 2005

Yeah, it's definitely a terrible idea, there's no way you could entertain each of them seperately, because if they really are into you they'll think you invited them there for you to talk to and then they'll see you entertaining some other chick? You really need to go back to the drawing board. Maybe take them each out seperately, just make sure you don't get mixed up and call one of them the other girl's name. I really think if you're into these girls and you invite them all to the same joint at the same time you're asking for shit to not work out right.

RoboThruster · December 3, 2005

bleh, dhabs your hipster straightened hair do has turned you delusional*. Basically what you've just said is,

"I'm-way-to-cool-to-comment-on-social-situations-because-even-thinking-about -that-shit-is-completely-below-me-and-my-awesome-straightened-hair-rock-star-status"

Get over yourself.

Avancier · December 3, 2005

First off, if you want to be a player, ditch the white socks. But on the real, it sounds like the first chick you were talking about, the thick but not too thick one, sounds like the one to go with. Dont get caught up with bitches at work, its just not worth all the bullshit you'll be dealing with, trust me. Still invite them all over, and see whats good with the girl you really like. Then, maybe one if not all of the bitches from work will want to fuck you on their own, with nothing attached. Because women always want what the cant have. If they see that you might be taken, that is when the will become interested. Thats what I would do.

shaolinmasta · December 3, 2005

I reckon it would allright if you invited them just act you know as friends and what not but it'll probalbly make you feel uncomfortable like a motherfucker, if you do it DO NOT get too drunk and make a fool of yourself, you'll end up doing some stupid shit to one girl and all the other girls will get pissed off or think your a dickhead or whatever.

But if you play it cool as friends you could have a chance of eventually banging all 5...

Dirty_habiT · December 3, 2005

Originally posted by RoboThruster@Dec 3 2005, 06:43 AM
bleh, dhabs your hipster straightened hair do has turned you delusional*. Basically what you've just said is,

"I'm-way-to-cool-to-comment-on-social-situations-because-even-thinking-about -that-shit-is-completely-below-me-and-my-awesome-straightened-hair-rock-star-status"

Get over yourself.

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I don't think in hyphens... so you're wrong. But for real are you like Ms. Cleo or something?

You think you know me, you don't know me. My "hipster hair" is popular with the opposite sex...

I'm not full of myself but I am proud that I've at least been laid in the past week.

I mean, I'm not gonna do like you and speak for someone else, but damn dude I just think

what Tease proposed is a dumb idea, and I would never do it... I'm not dodging the question,

I offered my opinion, so you can take your bad attitude towards "hipsters" and go fuck

with some real hipsters, I'm just a poser you douche.

SpyD · December 3, 2005

Well there's a way to do it, but you're gonna need amps.....

Dirty_habiT · December 3, 2005

Hahahaha. Wasn't that an old joke around here a long time ago?

MESTHREE · December 3, 2005

Well, speaking from a girls perspective I *could* tell you the secret that would allow this to play out in your favour...but, you know.....then id have to kill you.

Gunm · December 3, 2005

tease, listen to 26Sided Cube. If you wanna be a player, you have to keep your girls seperated from one another....never let the flavors run together. It'd be like zip locking a peanut butter and jelly and a tuna sandwich together in the same bag for luinch.

Dirty_habiT · December 3, 2005

You ummm... Hey Tease... you can't get girls preggo if you, well... you know..

Dirty_habiT · December 3, 2005

Originally posted by RoboThruster@Dec 3 2005, 06:43 AM
bleh, dhabs your hipster straightened hair do has turned you delusional*. Basically what you've just said is,

"I'm-way-to-cool-to-comment-on-social-situations-because-even-thinking-about -that-shit-is-completely-below-me-and-my-awesome-straightened-hair-rock-star-status"

Get over yourself.

Quoted post

Oh and I said pretty much what 26sided cube said you cock mangler... and look LENS agreed with him... hmmm...

Take your I hate everything attitude to the park and throw a frisby or something.

edit: or you could go play on the freeway.

MELLOness · December 3, 2005

Ur dumb.

CACashRefund · December 3, 2005

Im not a player i just love alot

SpyD · December 3, 2005

There's a few good thread tie ins in here

mr.yuck · December 3, 2005

Stop wearing socks period. And when you hit, dont you dare keep your socks on. Be nice. Thats it. It gets me far.

Gunm · December 3, 2005

Originally posted by Dirty_habiT+Dec 3 2005, 04:29 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dirty_habiT - Dec 3 2005, 04:29 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-RoboThruster@Dec 3 2005, 06:43 AM
bleh, dhabs your hipster straightened hair do has turned you delusional*. Basically what you've just said is,

"I'm-way-to-cool-to-comment-on-social-situations-because-even-thinking-about -that-shit-is-completely-below-me-and-my-awesome-straightened-hair-rock-star-status"

Get over yourself.

Quoted post

Oh and I said pretty much what 26sided cube said you cock mangler... and look LENS agreed with him... hmmm...

Take your I hate everything attitude to the park and throw a frisby or something.

edit: or you could go play on the freeway.

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ah ha ha ha ....awesome.

In light of how shitty my night turned out yesterday, this is a welcome bit of humor to birghten day #6 here at work

Tease, you either A)committ to one girl or B)bang lot's of chicks

There is no happy medium. People that fuck around on their significant others eventually erode their relationships. Even if they are stealthy about it, the whole vibe, that energy of cheating seeps into the cracks and breaks down the fundamental bonds between two people.

Do you really want to have it on your mind as to whether you'll bump into your mistress when you and your gf are out on the town? or having to carefully plan your schedule around 2+ girls? or having to watch your phone, email and text messages so that the paths of these girls don't cross?

It is not worth the headache. It will stress you the fuck out and make things miserable as you try to maintain this precarious balancing act on a daily basis. If you want something on the side, keep a stash of hot books and videos for when you wanna be stimulated beyond what you have in the bed next to you.

But then again, some guys like the thrill and the challenge........just not me.

SpyD · December 3, 2005

Yo, being a playa isnt rough, but eventually you might get tired of it. I know I did, then all the fuckin walls start crashin down. I'm just commin off of havin 2 chicks, then lettin one go because I wanted to be with the other one, and then the other one not even tryin to hear me now. salty. now I just drink my troubles away......

Dirty_habiT · December 3, 2005

LENS is still droppin knowledge...

Gunm · December 3, 2005

^^^

I have my moments

ODS-1 · December 3, 2005

If you want to be a player, get the fuck off the computer.

kido · December 3, 2005

I dont know about you but balancing one chick is hard enough. Unless perhaps you dont have a job, friends, family, hobbies, athletics, and what have you.

dnt.smke.regs · December 3, 2005

codine blueberry optimos always worked for me. but i fucks cave bitches so it might be different for ya. pics?

THANKYOU · December 3, 2005

another thing i wanted to clear up real quick:

i know its obviously not smart to bring the same 4 girls you wanna holler at to the same spot... but parties are when im in my prime a lot of the time... and i just see other guys (from time to time) that will invite multiple chicks they might be feelin... yet keep it cool, like youre just chatting it up with all of them... putttin in work on each of them but not committing to one in particular at that group get together, yet somehow down the line, getting with them one by one thereafter...

thats really what im not good at ya know?

SpyD · December 3, 2005

If ur not good at it, then I wouldnt try it. Bitches wanna think that they're "special" and all that. I dont mean u gotta sweat her, but a chick definitely wants it to look like you're interested in her. Which would be hard to do to 4 chicks at the same time while making it seem like you arent.

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