sarahyoulose Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 Originally posted by beardofzeus+Dec 2 2005, 02:29 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (beardofzeus - Dec 2 2005, 02:29 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-mr.yuck@Dec 2 2005, 12:20 PM I dont wash my hands after pissing. For one reason, I dont piss all over my hands. I wash my cock and balls at the begining of the day. I think it would be more appropriate to wash my hands before I touch my dick. Although gross, urine is sterile. Just wash your hands after you wipe your ass. You could get doodoo on em. Quoted post So if someone else had just finished up pissing in the bathroom and refrained from washing his hands, would you feel comfortable interacting with him and the dick molecules all over his hand? Quoted post [/b] DICK GERMS! NO RETURNS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 1. There's no way to prove the insect thing. Bullshit. 2. Who cares if people don't wash after they take a piss? Considering that, at any given moment, there's more bacteria on your hands than on your dick or asscrack I'd be more concerned with getting my hand-germs all over my dick rather than my dick-germs all over my hands. Thanks Mythbusters! Wash yo dicks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted December 2, 2005 Share Posted December 2, 2005 was there really a mythbusters on that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Dec 2 2005, 11:51 AM i dont buy that bugs thing, did they watch people sleep or whats the deal here? Quoted post exactly. did they study a large group of people in many different areas and homes for a year? how was this study conducted. they recorded them while they slept and watched every single minute? for a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 POINT IS... you eat some bugs when you sleep, does it really matter if its 6 a year or 16 in your lifetime??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Originally posted by nomadawhat@Dec 2 2005, 04:08 PM POINT IS... you eat some bugs when you sleep, does it really matter if its 6 a year or 16 in your lifetime??? Quoted post point is you probably eat more bugs in your food than you ever would sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 I swallowed the spider to catch the fly..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 i swallowed the cock to get to the balls /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MELLOness Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 It would make more sense to wash your hands before you touch your dick. Your dick should be incredibley clean seeing as all it touches is your boxers then is washed and then only touches boxers. And im pretty shur theres no penis molicules on your hands after u piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 As far as im concerned girls dont fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 You disgusting bastards. I always wash my hands after pissing, pooping, whatever. I also wash them before eating. I don't believe in disinfecting my environment, however. Air sanitizers and disinfectant sprays are why kids get sick so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 I dont know. My dick is clean and majestic. People should feel privaledged to touch it vicariously. But seriously though. Its only skin. No different than if some one rubbed their arm and then shook your hand. The only way I'd be really worried about it is if they had the drip or something and their hand came back with some strange residue on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Originally posted by sarahyoulose+Dec 2 2005, 10:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sarahyoulose - Dec 2 2005, 10:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-PushbuttonWarfare@Dec 2 2005, 11:36 AM Anybody with a longterm girlfriend can vouch for that farting fact. Girls are hella gross once you get passed that whole facade they put up. If any girls on here deny it, they're full of shit. Quoted post pardon the pun? Quoted post [/b] Hahahahaha I didn't even notice that the first time I read it. Clever girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Snot sucking is just fucking wrong. And come on you gotta wash your hands. that shit just isnt right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 I don't wash my hands at home. And if the bathroom is really nasty, I don't touch ANYTHING. I use my elbows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 girls may fart more, but guys fart longer and louder, more bang for ya buck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Actually, there is a huge difference between shaking hands after someone rubbed there arm and after someone touched there penis. Dont act like your balls dont sweat. Not to mention, your penis is a lot closer to your asshole than your arm is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Originally posted by xen+Dec 2 2005, 01:41 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (xen - Dec 2 2005, 01:41 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Politics&Bullshit@Dec 2 2005, 01:51 PM <!--QuoteBegin-Plagiarism@Dec 2 2005, 02:41 PM -50 per cent of women and more than 90 per cent of men don’t wash their hands after they’ve been to the loo – unless someone else is watching them. ive gotten so much in a habit of doing the "turn the water on so it seems that i am washing" that i do it even when no one else is home Quoted post wash your hands son, you're fucked when the plague comes! Quoted post I just don't piss on my hands. I just piss on my athlete's feet Quoted post [/b] :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Originally posted by beardofzeus@Dec 3 2005, 06:38 PM Actually, there is a huge difference between shaking hands after someone rubbed there arm and after someone touched there penis. Dont act like your balls dont sweat. Not to mention, your penis is a lot closer to your asshole than your arm is. Quoted post Yeah, but you're still not getting it: THE POINT OF WASHING YOUR HANDS IS TO GET RID OF BACTERIA (the stuff that makes you sick). ASSUMING YOU BATHE ON THE REGULAR, YOUR ASSCRACK AND DICK HAVE LESS BACTERIA ON THEM THAN YOUR HANDS AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT. UNLESS YOU'RE EATING FULL-FLEDGED SHIT YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TO WORRY ABOUT. Goddamn. Every time a girl gives brains does she walk away sick? When you guys eat pussy (and don't front, you know you do) do you catch a cold the next day? Goddamn, some people lick asshole and you don't see and epidemic of sickness resulting from butt-play. Let's be realistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Dec 3 2005, 07:11 PM butt-play. Quoted post MY NIGGA YOU REALLY JUST SAID "BUTT PLAY" HAHAHAHAHAHA!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHA!! NIGGA!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!! MEROOOO MLBTEAM... ILL WHIP YA HEAD BOOOOY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 "If you consume takeaways on a regular basis you will swallow about 12 pubic hairs a year." consume takeaways... thats a new term.. definitely using that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 the Sun is one of our more reliable papers... still dont believe the farting one. i dont think i have ever once heard a girl fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 I'd much rather lick a sweaty girls ass than suck her fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 Originally posted by Europe@Dec 2 2005, 10:23 AM -If your head is chopped off, your brain will keep functioning for about 15 seconds! Quoted post Did they get a desperate broke family man on the edge of suicide was like alright were gonna chop off your head. After we chop it off, dont worry itll be quick, but after we chop off your head keep blinking and winking your eyes" *CHOP 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 15! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest imported_Europe Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 I read about the head-chopping-off once. Its was some experiments they conducted a long time ago when they used the gilioutine (mega-sp) to execute people. Once the blade had fallen and the head had fallen in the basket below, it was picked up and the doctors present reported that the eyes would still focus for around 15 seconds after the decapitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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