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Yellow Feets

"Mommy, it's Christmas!"

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The point is, assholes of all types are expecting a present. Christmas is all about presents, practically no one cares about Jesus on this day. And that makes him sad... Uh... right.

 

So yeah, let's make this the unofficial "What are you getting so and so" thread.

 

 

Family

My brothers - I have 4 brothers including my brother-in-law. I might get them an XBOX 360. They will squeal like pigs at the site of one.

Sister - Pffft.. Absolutely no idea. Might paint something but I think she'd rather like... clothes and junk.

Parents - Definetly a painting of a family portrait or something. Who knows, might end up getting them separate gifts.

Grandpa - I want to get him a watch. He gave me one and I lost it. Yowza.

 

Friends

Best Friend (no homo) - I'm thinking of buying dude the AKA vol. 1. (Silver cover)

other friends - Obviously going to party. Good enough.

Loved one - Cock and balls.

 

 

I'm not even going to front. I'm definetly expecting big things this year for myself. I've gone "out of my way" for a shitload of people. Finally turning 18 too (weak, I know..) and my birthtday is four days before Christmas. Even a hallmark card will make me happy. Or something homemade. That would be appreciated. Okay, your turn.

 

 

 

Hope everyone has a Merry Christmas in advance too.

-yellerfeets

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i dont have a job. all i do is steal stuff so i can afford to make it to the bar and spend money there, and at the same time have enough gas to make it to interviews.

 

 

sorry friends, im only getting something for 1 person this year.

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Getting something for my girl, but no one else expect anything from my broke ass. Usualy I'll hook my friends/family up this time of year. But I dont even have heat or hot water at the moment. My Ford Exploder sounds like it will do just that at any moment. + Insurance decided not to cover medical expenses. I'm sure they will understand.

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Dec 1 2005, 05:48 AM

sorry friends, im only getting something for 1 person this year.

 

 

aww, thanks.

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i'm with the whole "no job" thing

 

i think i might get something small for my mum, dad and brother (we already said 10$ from value village)

 

and as for friends, we are all broke, so i think we're going to get each other cards, a little bit of chocolate and go out for a dinner-drinking-dancing extravaganza

 

and i'm single. so no boyfriend. no extra expenses... yesssss!

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I don't buy shit for nobody for xmas... maybe I'll buy myself some middleton whiskey, and drink it by myself on xmas...perhaps I'll buy some clearance stuff after xmas and give as late presents...

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bottle of canadian club for girlfriend

 

case of guinness for father

 

orchid for mother.

 

I am totaly broke.

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fuck the holidays!

 

i have this song jamming on my myspace...

 

When I was small I believed in Santa Clause

Though I knew it was my dad

And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas

Open my presents and I'd be glad

 

But the last time I played Father Christmas

I stood outside a department store

A gang of kids came over and mugged me

And knocked my reindeer to the floor

 

They said:

"Father Christmas, give us some money

Don't mess around with those silly toys.

We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over

We want your bread so don't make us annoyed

Give all the toys to the little rich boys

 

"Don't give my brother a real trashy outfit

Don't give my sister a cuddly toy

We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money

We only want the real McCoy

 

"Father Christmas, give us some money

We'll beat you up if you make us annoyed

Father Christmas, give us some money

Don't mess around with those silly toys

 

"But give my daddy a job 'cause he needs one

He's got lots of mouths to feed

But if you've got one, I'll have a machine gun

So I can scare all the kids down the street

 

"Father Christmas, give us some money

We got no time for your silly toys

We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over

Give all the toys to the little rich boys

 

Have yourself a merry merry Christmas

Have yourself a good time

But remember the kids who got nothin'

While you're drinkin' down your wine

 

"Father Christmas, give us some money

We got no time for your silly toys

We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over

We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed

 

"Father Christmas, give us some money

We got no time for your silly toys

We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over

Give all the toys to the little rich boys

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