D3N53one Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I always get it in the morning, as of recent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 you get what? hernia ? (this is your cue to say something like " nigga naaw, nigga squish pushin nigga" then if it was real life we'd high 5 or someshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 hahah, nigga you crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Mom's good, she uses oil of olay, her wisdom teeth are killing her thou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 word, good to hear she's all gravy. Wisdom teeth are a motherfucker. I remember one of my friends got them out and he was calling me up all wacked out on pain killers asking for some other dude with the same first letter as me. He was like "ohhh shit robo..I'm so sorry man, how you doing ?! yo, I've got a fucking NAPPY wrapped around my head". Its probably not what you want to hear, maybe get some one to hang out with her while your doing whatever it is you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Nov 30 2005, 11:02 AM Last nights dream was strange, I was in a swimming race against 1 million gold fish, we shared the same l ane and I kicked there fucking ass. I won 1 million dollers, and everyone wanted a part of me, timemagazine, fox news, mancow... everyone wanted to interview the man that beat 1 million goldfish. When they asked me my motivation I said "a goldfish would squander away 1 million dollars, I'd use it with the best intentions" Quoted post Hahahahahah...This had me crackin up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Originally posted by 12:02p.m@Nov 30 2005, 02:07 AM i dreamt i was stuck in the newspaper. idk its hard to explain but i was stuck Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest westy Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Every dream is weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 one time i had this dream that i was standing at this waterfall and all these dolphins kept swimming by me, but they were all furry and shit...later in the dream i killed a bunch of skeletons with a sword. all and all, it was a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURLAP Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 one of my bros had a dream once where his ex girl bumfucked him. he's had alot of crazy dreams, shit where he's been shot up and then pulled his own body apart and all sorts of nifty shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Last night I dreamt that I cut the leg off of a kitten with some piano wire and laughed my ass of when it would try to run and fall on it's face. I don't really remember much else... but I know I cut a kitten's paw off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 That reminded me of the dreams i used to have about killing random people in my family, and trying to cover it up for what seemed like days. It ends up getting way to hard to cover up, and i wake up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brydon Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I always used to dream about getting into fights with dudes who i know would win, and i would be swinging for a looooong time and no matter how hard/many times i hit them, they did not seem to even feel it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftover crack Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 i dreamt that i fucked two really hot black mermaids underwater last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Dreamed i successfully killed myself last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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