MEROJUANA Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 WHY THE FUCK DO NIGGAS GO ON VACATIONS TO "SEE THE SIGHTS" AND "EXPERIENCE NEW THINGS"? MY NIGGA WHEN I GO ON VACATION ITS STRICTLY TO GET SMASHED OUTTA MY FACE ON SOME KIND OF BEACH OR IN SOME POOL AREA AND HOLLA AT AS MANY FOREIGN BIRDS AND I CAN. I WENT ON VACATION TO D.R WITH A GROUP OF MUHFUCKAS AND THESE NIGGAS WANTED TO GO SEE CATHEDRALS AND WATERFALLS AND ALL THE GAY SHIT. NO! FUCK YOU! THERES A OPEN BAR YOU FUCKING STUPID DICK, WHY THE FUCK IMA GO SEE A STATUE? EVERY BITCH BY THE POOL IS SOME EURO MODEL OR SOME INDIGENOUS BITCH WHOSE MEASUREMENTS ARE 38 26 40! DO YOU NIGGAS REALLY WANNA GO TO A "NET CAFE" AND CHECK OUT WHATS ON THE "AGENDA"?? FUCK YOU B!! YOU KNOW WHAT MY AGENDA IS? "DONT GET AIDS OR GO TO JAIL" THATS MY AGENDA MUHFUCKA. SHIT I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT [WHEN ON VACAY]. -THE EIFFEL TOWER -"BIG BEN" (NO HOMO ON THAT NAME BTW) -THE PYRAMIDS -THE CANAL SHIT IN VENICE WITH THE DUDE WHO ROWS THE BOAT FOR YOU SHIT I AM INTERESTED IN [WHEN ON VACAY]. -PIFF -BITCHES WITH BIG ASSES -VODKA GIN AND RUM -A TEMPERATURE THATS ABOVE 90 ALL DAY EXCEPT FOR WHEN I TURN ON THE A/C. THANK YOU MERO GEE ASK ABOUT THAT NIGGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 SON I COULD DIE WITHOUT EVER STEPPING FOOT IN THE VATICAN AND NOT GIVE A MUTHAFUCKIN FUCK. FEEL ME? MEROMERO SEE THE SIGHTS? SEE MY DICK BITCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Piff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I was in cancun at one of the top all inclusive resorts and these two guys from NYC who I was drinking with had to leave to catch a tour bus. They were going to see some pyramids. Long story short, they missed out on the free drinking, FOAM BUBBLE party were everyone hooked up. Somethign about that California girl and the slick bubbles.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 if i go over seas i am definitly going to see the sites, fuck that! there is too much to not go see! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Fuck man, I thought you were leaving 12oz. It's all about the middle road.... getting smashed and nailing the 38-26-40 on top of whatever country you are in's biggest monument. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MR BOJANGLES Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Originally posted by Krakatau@Nov 29 2005, 09:53 PM Fuck man, I thought you were leaving 12oz. It's all about the middle road.... getting smashed and nailing the 38-26-40 on top of whatever country you are in's biggest monument. Quoted post nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 per·spec·tive ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-spktv) n. A view or vista. A mental view or outlook: “It is useful occasionally to look at the past to gain a perspective on the present� (Fabian Linden). The appearance of objects in depth as perceived by normal binocular vision. The relationship of aspects of a subject to each other and to a whole: a perspective of history; a need to view the problem in the proper perspective. Subjective evaluation of relative significance; a point of view: the perspective of the displaced homemaker. The ability to perceive things in their actual interrelations or comparative importance: tried to keep my perspective throughout the crisis. The technique of representing three-dimensional objects and depth relationships on a two-dimensional surface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 NO DOUBT MY NIGGA. I DONT GET IT. BUT YO, NO DOUBT! MEROOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Get drunk and bomb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 Originally posted by SF1@Nov 29 2005, 10:05 PM Get drunk and bomb. Quoted post YEAH FA SHO 'CEPT I AINT CLIMBIN NO BILLBOARD DRUNK. :haha: MEROOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 i'm all about spending my entire holiday getting fucked up and partying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted November 30, 2005 Author Share Posted November 30, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Nov 29 2005, 10:20 PM i'm all about spending my entire holiday getting fucked up and partying. Quoted post IM SAYIN! MERO. WUH-SUP PIMPIN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 mero, we should have connected when i was in nyc and got smashed. next time.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I never understood why somebody would want to go up north is the snow or in the wood for a vacation.when i think vacation i think naked women , beaches, mad drinks and a hotel room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Nov 30 2005, 03:18 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Nov 30 2005, 03:18 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SF1@Nov 29 2005, 10:05 PM Get drunk and bomb. Quoted post YEAH FA SHO 'CEPT I AINT CLIMBIN NO BILLBOARD DRUNK. :haha: MEROOOO Quoted post [/b] Pussy! :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KETA Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Mayan Pyramids are Dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 i like to masturabate in foreign countries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungoverseas Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 my idea of a good vacation is smoking blunts on the beach in miami at night and drinking about 14 heinekens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 But you gotta see the sites! Education my man. Not everything is pussy, g's, and 40's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Originally posted by Krakatau@Nov 30 2005, 12:53 PM Fuck man, I thought you were leaving 12oz. Quoted post no one ever leaves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOTREL Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 This is the truth, and but if im going to D.R. fuck site seeing I am going hunting for my future ex wife!!!! Originally posted by Krakatau@Nov 30 2005, 02:53 AM Fuck man, I thought you were leaving 12oz. It's all about the middle road.... getting smashed and nailing the 38-26-40 on top of whatever country you are in's biggest monument. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I dunno..I'm definitely on the skully mission all day everyday..but I like to do interesting things as well as interesting people on vacation, shit who knows when you'll be back.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Nov 30 2005, 03:03 AM NO DOUBT MY NIGGA. I DONT GET IT. BUT YO, NO DOUBT! MEROOOOOO Quoted post HAHAHAHHAHAHAA .... believe it or not I also like to get way smashed and abuse hotel rooms as much as I can... I also like to wear the bathrobes in hotels with my balls hanging out while some mexican bitch cleans the room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Holidaying for me works like this; Panel, drink, fuck, bomb, snort. Repeat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I always find myself sexually attracted to cleaning ladies. There was one in Berlin who never said anything, I just wanted to fuck her without saying anything at all. But yea, while I was in Berlin I still did shit like visited the last bit of the wall etc etc. It makes the trip feel a bit more successful, and you feel like you learned something. I still went to bars and clubs and got smashed and bought porn and did all that shit but I learned some shit too. It's not as though it is boring, doing that shit otherwise you wouldn't do it. Just try to make a bit of an effort. godddd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 This is exactly what I do pretty much every weekend. When I go on vacation I try to do exactly the same, only with more intensity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 I managed to do both on my last big vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Nov 30 2005, 03:47 AM -"BIG BEN" (NO HOMO ON THAT NAME BTW) Quoted post hahaha, mero in london! if you make it over here, ill smoke you stupid.. when im on holiday i like to go exploring cities. alow beaches, i get sunburnt and bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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