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MEROJUANA

VACATION TIME

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WHY THE FUCK DO NIGGAS GO ON VACATIONS TO "SEE THE SIGHTS" AND "EXPERIENCE NEW THINGS"? MY NIGGA WHEN I GO ON VACATION ITS STRICTLY TO GET SMASHED OUTTA MY FACE ON SOME KIND OF BEACH OR IN SOME POOL AREA AND HOLLA AT AS MANY FOREIGN BIRDS AND I CAN. I WENT ON VACATION TO D.R WITH A GROUP OF MUHFUCKAS AND THESE NIGGAS WANTED TO GO SEE CATHEDRALS AND WATERFALLS AND ALL THE GAY SHIT. NO! FUCK YOU! THERES A OPEN BAR YOU FUCKING STUPID DICK, WHY THE FUCK IMA GO SEE A STATUE? EVERY BITCH BY THE POOL IS SOME EURO MODEL OR SOME INDIGENOUS BITCH WHOSE MEASUREMENTS ARE 38 26 40! DO YOU NIGGAS REALLY WANNA GO TO A "NET CAFE" AND CHECK OUT WHATS ON THE "AGENDA"?? FUCK YOU B!! YOU KNOW WHAT MY AGENDA IS? "DONT GET AIDS OR GO TO JAIL" THATS MY AGENDA MUHFUCKA.

 

SHIT I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT [WHEN ON VACAY].

 

-THE EIFFEL TOWER

-"BIG BEN" (NO HOMO ON THAT NAME BTW)

-THE PYRAMIDS

-THE CANAL SHIT IN VENICE WITH THE DUDE WHO ROWS THE BOAT FOR YOU

 

 

SHIT I AM INTERESTED IN [WHEN ON VACAY].

 

-PIFF

-BITCHES WITH BIG ASSES

-VODKA GIN AND RUM

-A TEMPERATURE THATS ABOVE 90 ALL DAY EXCEPT FOR WHEN I TURN ON THE A/C.

 

 

THANK YOU

 

 

 

 

 

MERO GEE

ASK ABOUT

THAT NIGGA

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SON I COULD DIE WITHOUT EVER STEPPING FOOT IN THE VATICAN AND NOT GIVE A MUTHAFUCKIN FUCK. FEEL ME?

 

 

 

 

 

MEROMERO

SEE THE SIGHTS?

SEE MY DICK BITCH!

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I was in cancun at one of the top all inclusive resorts

and these two guys from NYC who I was drinking with had

to leave to catch a tour bus. They were going to see some pyramids.

 

Long story short, they missed out on the free drinking, FOAM BUBBLE party

were everyone hooked up. Somethign about that California girl and the slick bubbles....

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Fuck man, I thought you were leaving 12oz.

 

It's all about the middle road.... getting smashed and nailing the 38-26-40 on top of whatever country you are in's biggest monument.

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Originally posted by Krakatau@Nov 29 2005, 09:53 PM

Fuck man, I thought you were leaving 12oz.

 

It's all about the middle road.... getting smashed and nailing the 38-26-40 on top of whatever country you are in's biggest monument.

nice!

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per·spec·tive ( P ) Pronunciation Key (pr-spktv)

n.

 

A view or vista.

A mental view or outlook: “It is useful occasionally to look at the past to gain a perspective on the present� (Fabian Linden).

The appearance of objects in depth as perceived by normal binocular vision.

 

The relationship of aspects of a subject to each other and to a whole: a perspective of history; a need to view the problem in the proper perspective.

Subjective evaluation of relative significance; a point of view: the perspective of the displaced homemaker.

The ability to perceive things in their actual interrelations or comparative importance: tried to keep my perspective throughout the crisis.

The technique of representing three-dimensional objects and depth relationships on a two-dimensional surface.

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Nov 29 2005, 10:20 PM

i'm all about spending my entire holiday getting fucked up and partying.

 

IM SAYIN!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MERO.

WUH-SUP

PIMPIN?

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I never understood why somebody would want to go up north is the snow or in the wood for a vacation.when i think vacation i think naked women , beaches, mad drinks and a hotel room

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Nov 30 2005, 03:18 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Nov 30 2005, 03:18 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-SF1@Nov 29 2005, 10:05 PM

Get drunk and bomb.

 

YEAH FA SHO 'CEPT I AINT CLIMBIN NO BILLBOARD DRUNK. :haha:

 

 

 

 

 

 

MEROOOO

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Pussy! :haha:

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But you gotta see the sites! Education my man. Not everything is pussy, g's, and 40's.

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This is the truth, and but if im going to D.R. fuck site seeing I am going hunting for my future ex wife!!!!

 

Originally posted by Krakatau@Nov 30 2005, 02:53 AM

Fuck man, I thought you were leaving 12oz.

 

It's all about the middle road.... getting smashed and nailing the 38-26-40 on top of whatever country you are in's biggest monument.

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I dunno..I'm definitely on the skully mission all day everyday..but I like to do interesting things as well as interesting people on vacation, shit who knows when you'll be back..

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Nov 30 2005, 03:03 AM

NO DOUBT MY NIGGA. I DONT GET IT. BUT YO, NO DOUBT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

MEROOOOOO

 

HAHAHAHHAHAHAA

 

....

believe it or not I also like to get way smashed and abuse hotel rooms as much as I can... I also like to wear the bathrobes in hotels with my balls hanging out while some mexican bitch cleans the room

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