DETO Posted June 22, 2006 Author Share Posted June 22, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB Check out the Prophet LENS' thread, elsewhere on Channel Zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB transparents' post = GOLD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB we'll go to the looney bin together, i don't give a fuck!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB im bored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB doin the miami thing this weekend fellas. HOLLA! you coming to Miami????? I be in the 305! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB you coming to Miami????? I be in the 305! yep. here right now with some fam. goin to a wedding later today. We hit the beach yesterday, I miss that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB anyone see superman yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB yep. here right now with some fam. goin to a wedding later today. We hit the beach yesterday' date=' I miss that[/color'] man. Jokes on you, it looks like its going to rain today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB Google oner's biting my steez. what's up with that!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB rain on a wedding is a good omen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB what a fucking day! some stupid bitch at my appartment complex had my car towed today. my grandmother is in town staying with me for a few days. she went through major heart surgery last year. (some of you may remember, i took a few months off from the ounce) anyway, since her surgery, she now has a handicap placement card. and since i don't normally, use the handicap spaces, i forgot to put the card up. so i go to my car at 9:30 this morning to get my ipod out and update it. i go outside and my car is no where to be found. i'm about to call the cops, but i decide to go into the office and see if they saw anything. i got into a fight with the bitch who called the tow guy and she threatened to call the cops because of the language i was using towards her. so, the tow yard was closed because it was a weekend, but yet the motherfucker came to get my ride. so he tells me, it's gonna be in the tow yard till monday. i tell him, i'll give him something extra if i get my car today. so, of course he agrees. so, now i'm $200 down today. and that bitch's ride is about to get an etch bath on her winshield. wonk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB Fuckin people take their handicap spots waaaaaaaaaaaaay too seriously When I was younger my family used to use my Grandpa's shit, always without a problem except for once. I can remember bein like 5 or 6 with my sister, who was prolly like a senior in high school at the time...anyways, we park and as we're goin in the store some cunt pulls up next to us like "We'll you don't look very handicapped to me". What followed was perhaps the greatest moment of my young life...my sis looked the bitch dead in her face and was like "Not that it's any of your fuckin business, but I have a pace maker". The image of that bitch's face is gunna stay with me til the day I die, fuckin mortified Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB they could have given me a fucking warning or someshit. i mean, i have lived here for about a year, the ladies/whores in the office know me and what i drive. and i do have a fucking handicap sticker in the car and my grandma, has her proof of it. i think, her front windshield, is gonna read something like "KARMA" or something along those lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB Prolly not the smartest choice...lady's a proven cop caller, so obviously they'll be involved. Something that makes it that obvious it was you is stupid, especially if you have any previous graffiti arrests or somethin like that. Just fill a slurpee cup up and throw it on the windshield, nice destruction without the obvious link Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eye for an eye Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB chill for a bit let her think the beef stopped. then BAM get at that bitch with a paintball gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 25, 2006 Author Share Posted June 25, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB yeah, i wasn't gonna do that shit tomorrow. whatever it is i decide to do, it'll be sometime in the near future. i'm out of these apartments on July 31, and probably sometime after that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB I dont like it when rediculously fat people are allowed to park in handicap spaces. I mean shit, some times my feet hurt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB haha^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Butter Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB haha oh shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB condemn... mav... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SpyD Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB Fuck! I'm leaving miami today to head back to chicago. Airports are way played by this point in my life. I got a few pics I'll have to up later tonight when I'm back at the crib. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB Fuck! I'm leaving miami today to head back to chicago. Airports are way played by this point in my life. I got a few pics I'll have to up later tonight when I'm back at the crib. You came to Miami, and didnt say whats up to your boy Sneak.....I am so hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 26, 2006 Share Posted June 26, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB yes flix please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 28, 2006 Author Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB this has nothing to do with anything, but i like the smiley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB When we pulled off the turnpike this cat was standing next to the car: A dude pulls up next to us and gets out of the car to grab a beer from the trunk: Finished product: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB The apts I used to live in as a shorty. Havent seen this piece of shit since I was 10. Makes the house I live in now look like a pallace: rain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK1 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WOULD BE ABOUT HANDJOBS... IM PRETTY DISAPPOINTED RIGHT NOW.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bokals.. Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB it was team hardon before..... /nohomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK1 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Re: TEAM HANDJOB YEAH I JUST HAVENT BEEN HERE IN AGES. I HAD TO RE REGISTER OR SOMESHIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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