shaolinmasta Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I've just booked a ticket to Thailand, Phuket and will be leaving on Jan the 31st. It's pretty sweet i'm going with a bunch of mates (about 8) and one of my best friends is Thai so he'll be our guide in Phuket. I got a package where you get 11 nights accomadation and breakfast every day with flights there and back to Aus for $1,400. It's pretty damn exciting as I have never been out of Australia before (I have just recently turned 20), anyone with experiences of rocking Thailand post please (cool places to go, to do etc.) :mexican: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 i can only show you the door you have to walk through it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 there are 3 main beaches in phuket, patong, karon and kata. patong is a shithole, but most of the stuff you need as in banks, supermarkets, offies etc is there so you'll have to spend sometime in patong. go to kata, cos it's less filled with tourists and a bit cheaper. and obviously, stay in a hut on the beach not some fucking forte village bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fabo 2 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 oh and of course don't hit nuffink raw. nawhati'msaying blud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Thialand is great place but note to your self!.....If you hook up with a thialand girl, dont be shy to go for a grab of the crutch as there are 100's of lady boys! hahahahahahahha "Hiii thereeeeee, shaolinmasta" "Wanna Boogie?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted November 29, 2005 Author Share Posted November 29, 2005 yeah I hear ya mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 my boy went to thailand last year...and got engeged to some girl...he told me a lot about the place, but failed to mention the "lady boys"...that shit is scary son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by meateater@Nov 29 2005, 09:01 AM Thialand is great place but note to your self!.....If you hook up with a thialand girl, dont be shy to go for a grab of the crutch as there are 100's of lady boys! hahahahahahahha "Wanna Boogie?" Quoted post ROFL, that shits awful mate :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. Lecter Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I'll tell you right now, the she-males are alot more believable than the one pictured above... For real, don't trust breasts, lack of adams apples, thin waists and big hips or anything of the sort.. Over time I learned many things about Thailande... and my main rule is...about she-males as well as scams and other untrustworthy situations... Where there's any doubt, There's no doubt Remember that...have an open heart and an open mind, and you'll be sure to enjoy yourself.. - Some other things to note.. Keep in mind that if a girl goes home with you the first night, she's expecting to be paid... There are little-to-no freaks in Thailand that have'nt already realized they could get paid to do what they'd like to do anyway... Don't drink Tea unless you boil the water yourself straight from the bottle... Often restaurants will use tap water and simply boil it to "purify" and infuse the tea at the same time... unfourtunately it is often not boiled any where near enough...and you will spend time in a hospital.. and it will take at least 3 days off of your trip and your life.. Parasites drain you body; and besides sleep (maybe 22hrs of it a day) you wont be able to do anything but shit, puke and moan... - Don't piss in the water, There are water-bourne parasites that survive by following urine streams up thier "source" (fish gills, or in this case, your penis) and making a nice little home at your expense.. - Bring Condoms from home, To make condoms readily available for average Thai people, they needed to make them cheaper, to make them cheaper, they needed to make them of less quality.. You don't want that feeling of "My life is over" after having great sex... Bring your own, as many as you can possibly use.. worst case, you bring some back home or leave them with a friend you make.. - Some other things I'd recommend are taking a few days off to yourself and exploring on your own, people are considerably more receptive when you're solo.. Also study and use the language and civilities as much as possible..it will go a looong way. And definately become versed in Buddhism... Thailand has the highest percentage of Buddhists of any nation in the world and it is an integral part of their culture... From better understanding the people to better appreciating the architechture and sites... you will get significantly more from your trip with any additional knowledge of Buddhism.. Oh~! And P.S. Try to make it to Krabi and/or it's surrounding area~ Or really take any day-trips or "extra-Phuketial" excursions~ That I'd have to say it a must~ You'd likely regret it otherwise.. Here's a link to a trust worthy discount domestic & regional airline Sorry about any spelling mistakes~ Have a great trip~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 im goin to hong kong and japan in a couple months. damn chinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 i just came in here to say whatup to deliss..whatup deliss..now i'm going to bed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 dumy eyyy. hows it going buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 H.Lector has got it in one. Looks can be deceiving.... many of them its very hard to tell. But if they are acting more girlyer than any other normal girl then you know somthing aint right!........lets hope you come back with a funny story of one of your mates picking one up. One of my work mates friends was over thier a few years back and he made this classic mistake of picking one up and he went for the move back at his hotel room and "booya" the full hozay was down stairs. This scared the shit outa him and he ended up staying in his hotel for the next 10 nights before he left. HHAHAHAHA :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coco chanel Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 bootleg shit for days bring extra money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted November 29, 2005 Author Share Posted November 29, 2005 Yeah I will be on the serious lookout for tranny's there fucken vicious, I'll make sure I go for the old crotch grab when sussing shit out. I doubt I'll be drinking tea, if it's on the menu i'll pass, I will def bring my own dingers, and shit those piss parasites seem ugly will have to keep that in mind when drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I expect a full report when you get back. I put off my Thailand trip after the tsunami, but have it slated in within the next two years. I've got monthes and monthes to go...but I'm already hyped for Octoberfest in Munich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 yeah get a guide if youre gonna go around trying to get pussy a huge number of them are trannies but the right guide can get you regular girls who are OF AGE. lets not add pedophilia to your sexual deviances. anyways about what dude before said of buddhism and architecture CHECK it out, if youre into that sorta of thing. Its one thing to see pictures of it its another matter altogether to see it in person. have fun good luck and come home with your health and manhood intact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest westy Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 I'm so jealous. Thailand is the first on my list of places to go. I used to live with a thai family and picked up a lot of the language and heard many good things. Definetly great shopping, everything is cheap. Heard mixed reviews about Phuket; some people say it's dirty and the beach smells rank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 damn, sounds awesome. have fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Don't catch bird flu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. Lecter Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Honestly dude....a crotch grab is'nt enough, and it's extremely rude and condecending to a real and/or classy/worthwhile woman... I was clawed at on the street one night by someone behind me and when I pulled out my knife to go at them, I saw a suspect looking female... I screamed to the crowd "Someone tell me if this is a man or not" and she understood and pulled down her pants to expose a private part region which was without a penis... So I put my weapon away , cursed her out and kept it moving... A few blocks later as we were still talking about it, my Thai friend who I was with thought it a safe distance to let me know that it was a she-male and that just because they did'nt have a penis , did'nt mean that they were female.. Surgery is fairly cheap in Thailande and if you're a street urchin , you can easily pull enough tricks and schemes to get it if you want.. So as I said before, don't trust breasts, don't trust the lack of an adams apple, don't trust thin waists and wide hips, and no my friend, you can't even trust the old "package check" technique.. Really, no bullshit... keep this in mind and you will not regret it... Where there is any doubt, There's no doubt And this goes with everything there. There's enough fish in that sea, you should'nt need to pay for it, or go with someone you're not sure of anyway... Call it "better safe than sorry" or what ever you want... This technique is sure fire, and you will carry yourself with dignity and pride rather than desperation and shame.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 sounds like an awful lot of work to get a little yellow tang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Fucking seriously. H. Lector, you know so much about this topic that I'm a little concerned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Shit, too bad you're only there for 11 days - there's so much shit to see and do in Thailand.. You said you're going in January? If you're there around Jan.14, skip on over to Koh Phangan to check out the Full Moon Party - it's something you should experience if you're there at the right time. If you make it out to the Full Moon Party on Haad Rin, don't buy any drugs off random people - there's plain-clothes cops all over the beach trying to sell drugs, so you're better off not buying any the whole night. If you need to, get your fix before the party starts, and then just enjoy the ride. I'm not all too familiar with Phuket, but you'll still enjoy it. I guarantee that if you even get to see a fraction of how awesome Thailand really is, you'll be back there in no time for a much longer stay. Have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 fuck all the advice, take one for the team and get with a lady boy... hey, itll be a story at least. flicks are a must! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 ^^^ :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: yeah what that nigga said.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Originally posted by H. Lecter@Nov 29 2005, 04:31 AM Have a great trip~! Quoted post NIGGA YOU ARE O.D EXTRA HYPE. WHY DONT YOU WRITE FOR FROMMERS OR SOME SHIT? IF I WENT TO THAILAND I'D SPEND THE WHOLE TIME IN MY HOTEL SMOKING PIFF AND FUCKING THE BROAD I BROUGHT WITH ME. HIVVY AINT IN MY PLANS FOR THE FUTURE. FUCK A THAILAND. P.S. THAI FOOD TASTES LIKE SHIT. MERO GEEE SAY "NO" TO SHEMALES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 whatever you do, make sure you get pics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H. Lecter Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 hahahah I've spent alot of time in Thailand~ So just trying to pass what I know on to dude who asked the questions~ I really should work for Frommers though, I've got to get some writing together and shop it~ That's an honest dream of mine, to be paid to travel and write about it~ How dope is that!?! P.S. the piffkowitz in Thailand is type serious~ Shit can look like the most haracks of regs but smokes lovely and drips with resin~ literally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted November 30, 2005 Share Posted November 30, 2005 Originally posted by H. Lecter@Nov 29 2005, 10:19 PM P.S. the piffkowitz in Thailand is type serious~ Shit can look like the most haracks of regs but smokes lovely and drips with resin~ literally Quoted post 900000000 POINT BONUS FOR USING THE WORD "HARACKS"!!! MERO THIS IS REAL SHIT HERE NIGGA! HAHAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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