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Issac Brock

OFFICIAL MERO QUOTE SUPERTHREAD

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Nov 19 2005, 01:54 PM

OH MAN I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS NIGGA IS TALKING ABOUT B!! WOW!! I DONE BEEN TO WHITEBOY PARTIES WHERE NIGGAS'LL START RAPPING ON SOME STRAIGHT SCIENTIFIC MULTISYLABLE SHIT. IM SAYIN SHIT LIKE "YOU TRYNA BATTLE WHO? LOOKIN LIKE YOU WORK AT JCREW, YOU SHOULD PICK SUTTIN ELSE TO DO, AND THANKS TO YOUR WIFEY MY BALLS NEVA BLUE. THAT BITCH DO SHIT SHE SAY SHE NEVER DO. I ASKED HER IF YOU HIT IT RIGHT SHE SAY YOU NEVER DO, ALL YOU WANNA DO IS HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES" NIGGA GONNA COME BACK AND SAY SOME SHIT LIKE "MY METAPHORIC ASSAULT SLICES THROUGH YOUR MATERIAL LIKE CATASTROPHIC ASPHALT SOMERSAULT THROUGH WORDPLAY SATANIC TRAGIC AFFIDAVIT MENTAL INTERCOURSE FILE SAVE IT" THATS WHEN I JUST START LOOKING AROUND LIKE "IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS?" THEN WHEN I SEE THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE LIKE "WHOA DUDE! SATATNIC TRAGIC! SOMERSAULT!" THEN I JUST START PUNCHING NIGGAS IN THE FUCKING FACE AND BREAKING WINE BOTTLES AND STEALING VALUABLES.

 

 

 

 

 

M E R O E S S

GEEZ UP MLBC

 

My favorite of all time, but we need more. Oh and the description isn't true, please hate the thread as much as you want, it'll just provide me with more to laugh at.

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i cant remember where it was, but he was talking about someone stealing jerky and he describes slapping the jerky our his hand and slapping him in the face with one motion. shit was classic.

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Originally posted by Future Droid@Nov 28 2005, 04:16 PM

i cant remember where it was, but he was talking about someone stealing jerky and he describes slapping the jerky our his hand and slapping him in the face with one motion. shit was classic.

 

THIS IS HOW IT WOULDA WENT DOWN.

 

I CONFRONT THE EMO FAG...

 

ME: *LAUGHING* YO MONEY, ARE YOU RACKING BEEF JERKY?? *SLAPS JERKY OUTTA DUDES HAND, SLAPS DUDE IN FACIAL IN ONE MOTION* LOOK AT YOU NIGGA!!! I WAS GONNA GRAB YOUR FAGGOT ASS BY THE COLLAR BUT I DONT WANNA FUCK UP YOUR LITTLE SISTERS SHIRT, CUZ THIS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH HER. WHERE WAS YOU GONNA PUT THIS SHIT? I KNOW YOU WERENT GONNA THROW IT DOWN THE LEG YOU FUCKING HOMO CUZ YOU GOT ON DENIM SARANWRAP...CAN YOU FEEL YOUR FEET B?

 

 

*EMO KID LOOKS AT FEET*

 

*SLAP!* YOU FUCKING HERB ASS NIGGA, YOU GOT A GLASS EYE FAM? WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR HAIR HANGIN OVER YOUR EYE LIKE AALIYAH YOU FUCKING FAGGOT ASS NERD...*SLAP* GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE B BEFORE I GET THE JAWS OF LIFE TO GET YOU OUT THOSE PANTS AND MAKE YOU RUN DOWN THE BLOCK IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND GRANNY PANTIES AND YOUR DIRTY ASS CHUCKS WHILE I WHIP YOUR PALE ASS WITH THIS FUCKING H&M BELT YOU FUCKING CLOWN. *SLAP*SHOVE*

 

EMO KID:*CRYING* LEAVES STORE WITH FACE BURNIN FROM GETTING SLAPPED IN THE GRILLATIN 13 TIMES.

 

THEN I PICK UP SOME RANDOM SHIT AND THROW IT AT HIM ON THE WAY OUT.

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Originally posted by Issac Brock+Nov 28 2005, 09:07 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Issac Brock - Nov 28 2005, 09:07 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MEROJUANA@Nov 19 2005, 01:54 PM

OH MAN I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS NIGGA IS TALKING ABOUT B!! WOW!! I DONE BEEN TO WHITEBOY PARTIES WHERE NIGGAS'LL START RAPPING ON SOME STRAIGHT SCIENTIFIC MULTISYLABLE SHIT. IM SAYIN SHIT LIKE "YOU TRYNA BATTLE WHO? LOOKIN LIKE YOU WORK AT JCREW, YOU SHOULD PICK SUTTIN ELSE TO DO, AND THANKS TO YOUR WIFEY MY BALLS NEVA BLUE. THAT BITCH DO SHIT SHE SAY SHE NEVER DO. I ASKED HER IF YOU HIT IT RIGHT SHE SAY YOU NEVER DO, ALL YOU WANNA DO IS HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES" NIGGA GONNA COME BACK AND SAY SOME SHIT LIKE "MY METAPHORIC ASSAULT SLICES THROUGH YOUR MATERIAL LIKE CATASTROPHIC ASPHALT SOMERSAULT THROUGH WORDPLAY SATANIC TRAGIC AFFIDAVIT MENTAL INTERCOURSE FILE SAVE IT" THATS WHEN I JUST START LOOKING AROUND LIKE "IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS?" THEN WHEN I SEE THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE LIKE "WHOA DUDE! SATATNIC TRAGIC! SOMERSAULT!" THEN I JUST START PUNCHING NIGGAS IN THE FUCKING FACE AND BREAKING WINE BOTTLES AND STEALING VALUABLES.

 

 

 

 

 

M E R O E S S

GEEZ UP MLBC

 

My favorite of all time, but we need more. Oh and the description isn't true, please hate the thread as much as you want, it'll just provide me with more to laugh at.

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Damn this is good......If it wasn't so long I'd have it as my signature.

 

I liked the Mero EMO slayer comment where he said some kid look like a gay version of castlevania....ha ha ha ha, how does he come up with this stuff?

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Anyone have the description of those clowns with face paint walking around the suburbs with battle axes and spikes. Something to the extent of "Nigga changed his name to Scandinavius Demonus" or someshit.

 

Best thing that's ever been posted on 12oz.

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Originally posted by Issac Brock@Nov 28 2005, 01:32 PM

is there one? if so the search failed me. tried mero, merojuana, lookin around but didnt find a thread.

 

there used to be one, i ran a search myself it must have been deleted or something.

 

back to the quotes...

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Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.......

 

Originally posted by MeroSeis+May 25 2001, 07:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MeroSeis - May 25 2001, 07:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Sometimes when I go to sleep at night I think about dead fetal pigs with their jaws broken

dancing around on two legs. Then I start to imagine being one of those pigs, you know, one

of the sexier ones, and putting on tight black pants with sparkles on them and trying out for

the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad. I think I could do it. Imagine, a small, wrinkled

fetal pig with its mouth broken jumping in the air doings splits and backflips. People would

come from miles around just to see me and get my autograph. Of course, they'd probably

end up firing me because I couldn't do the chants since my mouth was broken. Then I would

get a lawyer and back myself up wth fans and appear on T.V. crying about how the Dallas

Cowboys had a prejudice about fetal pigs to Barbara Walters and spill everything about one

of the football players affair with me. And if they still wouldn't let me back in I'd get started

on Heroin because I would think that I was too fat and turn to prostitution and porno's for

cash. Eventually I would end up committing suicide for my dead end career and put myself in

a jar of formaldehyde. There would be no one at my funeral except some scientists who

were baffled at my walking around since I was a fetal pig. They would put my uniform up on

a wall at Ripley's Believe It Or Not in Tennessee and I will have eventually passed into tales

to keep bad children from pissing off their parents.

[/b]

 

Originally posted by MeroSeis@May 25 2001, 07:57 PM

sometimes I'll just sit around and think back and remember stupid shit girls have said to me, one time I told this girl I felt "awkward" and the bitch said "Don't feel awkwarded" I really did contemplate pimp smacking the bitch. But I didn't. Another thing I sometimes wonder about is why the rides at Six Flags have gotten so wild out now, I remember back in the day when the Scream Machine was the scariest shit out, and you were a real ass nigga if you went on that shit, now my little nephew be jumping on that shit giggling like he's being pulled down the street in a wagon. Shit. Now niggaz got some shit were they attach a elastic string to your waist, take you up so high your nose bleeds and then just drop your silly ass. You see mad heads gathered around so they can watch stool drip from your pants, shit is drastic now son. I'm not scared of any of these rides or anything but they're bugged out, That Nitro coaster is like a vertical drop 500 feet down. You can feel your kidney and other shit inside you blast up into your throat like you drank 3 40's of OE and ate some Chinese food from Bedford Park. Oh yeah, I love niggaz who talk shit too. I was at the D train station at 161st (Go Yanks!) the other day and this kid Rimz SUB 667 (I didnt know he was Rimz) comes up to me and asks me what I write, cuz he saw me busting a tag (Like he couldnt just read the tag) So I told him "MERO TMF MLB" and he goes "You TMF?" So I go, "Yeah, why?" Then the nigga backed up and said he was Netr, He was shook. If I would have known he was Rimz, his chin woulda got rocked. Sucka. I busted a "KILLA MERO" tag on seeking's 40. I ripped it, I bet you never met a nigga who busted a tag on a 40 before. Anyway I'm gonna go hit the strizzy club. I'm bored, and Jessie is pregnant. Peace.

 

Originally posted by MeroSeis@Sep 19 2001, 12:44 PM

I came back. And when I come back what happens? My job blows up cuz habibs stick up a planeful of niggaz with a boxcutter? Niggaz think I'm dead? My exgirl loves me? My hair is short? Optimos are the new shit? I can't pay tuition? SHIT IS HECTIC.

 

<!--QuoteBegin-MeroSeis@Jul 19 2001, 05:04 PM

Bitches was straight underage like whoa. I'm talkin bout 13 year old lookin bitches with "Wyoming Technological Institute of Peepee" ID's and shit...KILLA MERO spitting Henny on bitches, what. cool.gif

 

 

Shit, I think this is the original Emo Nigga Barbarian Slayer thread from 2001:

http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php...wtopic=6771&hl=

 

And then there was that tread where he piledrove Smart, Satan, or Spike's head through the floor of his internet connection.

 

 

MLB!!!!!!!!!

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i dont know which thread it was in, but it went something like:

 

"THIS BITCH LOOKS LIKE ERNEST IF ERNEST MADE A MOVIE CALLED ERNEST BECOMES A STUPID BITCH WITH NO MAKEUP APPLICATION SKILLS...etc"

 

or when he called someone a "gay fonzarelli vampire ass nigga".

 

shit is clownin.

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MeroSeis Posted on: Jun 29 2001, 04:07 PM

 

 

Senior Member

 

 

Group: Banned

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Joined: 9-April 00

Member ID: 8,037

 

 

 

yo I remember one time this dude followed me home son, nigga was all up in my lobby, I stopped and opened my mailbox and looked at him, he stopped and tried to look away, but I knew he was following me, I started up the stairs and then he came up after me and grabbed my shoulder,then you know what I did?...I FUCKING BOLO PUNCHED THAT BITCH ASS NIGGA IN THE MOUTH, RELIEVED THAT PUNK BITCH OF SOME OF HIS TEETH, THEN I TOLD HIM "NIGGA YOU DONT FUCK WITH KILLAMERO BE SHWAZE BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE RIBS WHILE YOU ON THE FLOOR SPREAD OUT, FAGGOT!". He just stood their on the floor and bled and shit. Well, thats my story, its not as cool as Secret's but its still a story.

 

 

MEROJUANA

MLBTMF

HARSTARSSS

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Originally posted by MeroSeis@Jul 19 2001, 05:04 PM

Bitches was straight underage like whoa. I'm talkin bout 13 year old lookin bitches with "Wyoming Technological Institute of Peepee" ID's and shit...KILLA MERO spitting Henny on bitches, what.  cool.gif

I absolutely lost it when I got the PeePee part. :haha: :haha: :king:

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