Abracadabra Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 my boss gave me monday off, so i have a 3 day weekend. "big deal" you say. "it's thanksgiving" you say. well i say I DON'T GIVE A FUCK YOU DOLLYBIRD MOTHERFUCKERS! unlike your shitty hole in the ground it's summer here. so i actually get to enjoy my 3 day weekend while you shiver your lilly livered asses off. assbitchcuntshitfuck. i will start off on tequila slammers, get rid of the vodka and bourbon in the fridge, then drink whateverthefuck comes my way. all weekend. i'm gunna sit on my balcony and soak up the sun while watching all the happy faces of the people on the streets. i might even cook a BBQ or 3. and you're not. you're gunna build homosnowmen and drink hot chocolate. wankers I RULE. BOW DOWN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 25, 2005 Author Share Posted November 25, 2005 my main niggerette C just called. art show tonight. you know what that means? FREE IMPORT BEERS ALL NIGHT. i pity you people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 I think I speak for all of us here when I say.... you fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 25, 2005 Author Share Posted November 25, 2005 ....and i'm out. peaceinthemiddleeast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 ...i can't front...winter is hella weak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 i may be freezing my ass off but my weekend is as long as I want it to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Cosa Nostra Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Asshole. Quit rubbing it in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 sounds like.... THANKSGIVING ENVY!!!! to me.. just sayin.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12:02p.m Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 i got thanksgiving - sunday off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 I HAVE FOUR DAYS OFF FROM WORK. BIATCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 you dolly bird motherfuckers...I am going to ahve to remember that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 looks like someone drank one of those REALLY big beers they have over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 [WEATHERDEPRESSED][TOOMUCHWORK]YOU MUUFUCK, I'LL BUMP THIS THREAD WHEN ITS SUMMER HERE AND I'LL BE CRUSING ISLAND TO ISLAND IN THE AEGEAN WHILE YOU'LL BE SUFFERING. BOOKMARKED![/WEATHERDEPRESSED][/TOOMUCHWORK] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 ^ hahaha.... we sure do know how to hold grudges around here.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 ive been on a weekend ever since i got laid off so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 i got paid for to work from home mon-wed.. to do about 15 minutes of work a day.. i have a third job interview for this new gig.. its in the bag but im lounging and picking up checks. im hungover and the weekend hasnt even started yet.. time for leftovers. -bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 I am getting paid to drink cocktails, bang my chick and watch movies all day basically Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 friday: i have a crate of stella artois and a comfy seat on the sofa. living room drinking it is! saturday: paint - perhaps. in the evening im meant to be seeing a girl i had a one night stand with on monday. now i havent got a lot of cash to blow or any ideas what to do with her. anyone got any ideas?? sunday: im planning on going out at night and taking some photos for my uni work. dont know what topic yet, but it will involve trains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Fuck 3 day weekends, I'm on a six day weekend right now. Including weekends I have 24 total says off between now and January 3rd - THATS A 3 WEEK WEEKEND...bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 What the fuck ever.... its sunny an purdy fucking swell here in the bay..... mmmmk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 i get as many days off as i want so there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 yeah, fuck you. it snowed like 4 inches here today AND i worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 Originally posted by Tough Love@Nov 26 2005, 01:10 AM i get as many days off as i want so there Quoted post I'm selfemployed. And I'm fuck'n off to Livigno next week to enjoy the snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 26, 2005 Author Share Posted November 26, 2005 *hungover* somehow ended up at an outdoor jamaraquai concert last night. got hell smashed and partied with like 20,000 people. then went to a goth club. so wierd. woke up on the floor of my living room with bloodstains on my shirt from cutting my arm jumping a fence after the concert. everything else is kind of a blur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 ^ sounds like one of my weekends. Once this summer I got covered in my own blood on Friday AND Saturday nights. the friday I fell off my bike and on to a bottle of rum. That was messy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 you're not called rumpuncher for nothin' cold weather is my arch nemesis. it's totally ghey. hooray for global warming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 usually I punch the rum... that time it punched me. I hear that about cold weather. Just makes me want to move down to some hick trailer park where it's a high of 70' all winter long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 26, 2005 Author Share Posted November 26, 2005 winter almost doesn't exist here any more. there is no ozone left. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 I don't get why all of your pussies are bleeding so badly. winter is fucking outstanding! even if for no other reason than it makes you appreciate summer more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 being self employed gives me all the time in the world. i can't complain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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