Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 This may sound pretty damn puertorrican redneck, but there's a lot of fuckin horses down here. Stray horses even. You ever seen a stray dog? Now imagine a pack of fucking stray horses. Go up to a horse. Realize what a huge fucking animal it is. I don't know, I'm not that fond of horses, but whenever I stand next to one, I stand in awe. Those things are crazy large. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flayed God X Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I have lost quite a few dollars at the tracks, therefore I to dislike horses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton@Nov 24 2005, 04:21 PM is it just me, or is it funnier to read the aussie's posts in your head with an australian accent? Quoted post Thats the only way i roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Originally posted by GEEB@Nov 24 2005, 06:47 AM But Unicorns are even gayer. Quoted post hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xen Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 A buddy of mine rolled hos truck after hitting a horse trailer and got charged over $4000 for killing the bastards. Later in life I got kicked in the face by a guy on a horse so I stabbed his horse. Fuck horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Wow. I dont think Ive ever heard beardo say anything remotely angry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 This teen slut in my old neighbor hood owned a horse. Word around the hood was that her dad walked into the stable where she was half naked, the horse had full wood, and the dad opening the door was enought to startle the horse and it kicked the shit out of her as a reaction. If only he had waited a few minutes. :huh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 ^^...yea, horses seem to be the one thing that makes beards snap... chimps up horses down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 im cool with horses but cows are another story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 please believe, im a card carrying hater. i just usually keep it to myself. like moms always said.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Bitches love horses because they are so big and b can control it. I don't know, it gets them off or something. Mounted police are pretty impressive. They're all over the place at mardi gras and they just power through the crowd. Shit is interesting to watch. But yes. Fuck horses. If I ever have a kid, and he/she/it asks for a horse, I'll punch him/her/it and send him/her/it to their room to think about what they just did wrong. *edit. Oh shit, new page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I've been putting off looking at this thread. But holy shit, i just had this conversation with my girlfriend while driving by some fucking ranch. I was like, Yo i hate horses. Total agreement with beardo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 didnt some dood from washington die from bangin a horse or some shit Quoted post yeah some guy got sodomized by a horse and died of anal bleeding. Turns out the people were running a beastiality farm besides a regular farm. Just outside Seattle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Originally posted by test pattern+Nov 24 2005, 08:31 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (test pattern - Nov 24 2005, 08:31 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-GEEB@Nov 24 2005, 06:47 AM But Unicorns are even gayer. Quoted post hahahahahahahaha Quoted post [/b] but THE UNICORNS are not gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOTREL Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 I'm not mmad at horses although i was kicked in the arm by one as a kid.but to further my point I dont know bout girls that talk about horses but girls that ride horses....tahts a different story riding a horse for her builds all the muscles that she uses to ride you!!!!and works on her rhythm basic horseback riding teaches them to fuck better.....how could you be mad at that!?!sorry beardo old buddy I feel you plight but just find one of them horse riding ho's and have put it on you, you might change your postiion...lol what is the only animal w/ a asshole on its back...? A policehorse...! Originally posted by sarahyoulose+Nov 24 2005, 08:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sarahyoulose - Nov 24 2005, 08:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by test pattern@Nov 24 2005, 08:31 AM <!--QuoteBegin-GEEB@Nov 24 2005, 06:47 AM But Unicorns are even gayer. Quoted post hahahahahahahaha Quoted post but THE UNICORNS are not gay. Quoted post [/b] :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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