Dick Quickwood Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 you enjoyed having to look down at her didn't you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 I had a seizure, blacked out and was hospitalized over night on the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 was she bigger then a breadbox? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldmilkcup Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Originally posted by Hoblow@Nov 21 2005, 05:54 PM I had a seizure, blacked out and was hospitalized over night on the weekend. Quoted post That is God punishing you for not calling me to go out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 I hear jim carrey was in my town this weekend and someone called him a cheapskate for giving the pizza guy a lousy tip....you would think for 20 million dollars a movie he would be a great tipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by seeking@Nov 21 2005, 04:47 PM why not? you above fucking midgets? Quoted post i hope you appreciate the irony in this statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 stop skirting the issue, pussy. let's recap the facts. 1. asian girls are hot. not because they're exotic or mysterious, (they're about as exotic as hockey) but because they're fucking tiny and cute and have beautiful little side ways vagina's that feel awesome. 2. australian accents are hot. i heard a comedian talking about it the other day. the australian accent is like the english one, but slowed down, as if you're on valium. girls on valium are hot, cause they're easy and fuck raw dog. 3. asian girls with australian accents are mega hot. 1 and 2 combined is just about the best shit in life, the only way you could make it better is to somehow take them both and shrin...... oh, fuck..... 4. hot ass miniature asian girl with a miniature australian accent and a miniature sideways vagina?! do you have any fucking idea how mamoth your cock would look in her tiny little mouth?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 hahaha. the main reason i wouldn't hit it is cos she looked about 10. she was actually 30 years old, but all i kept thinking was "you look 10, but you're smoking a marlboro and hitting the vodka". all your reasons (except the aussie accent thing, it relates to you more than me, i don't notice it) are valid, but i wouldn't get past the fact that she looked 10 years old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 *edit - double Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 trust me bro, i feel that. there used to be this girl who would sleep in my bed sometimes...she was cute and cool to hang out with, but when she took her clothes off, she seriously had the body of a 10 year old boy. it creeped me the fuck out. she musta slept in the bed with me a dozen times, but i never hooked up with her. couldnt do it, it just made me feel gross. having said that, you fucking blew it big time. i dont care if she looked like a little kid. she was a grown ass woman with a miniscule, tiny little vagina that woulda felt like the tightest butt hole in the universe and you fucking blew it. nothing else you try and say will make this ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC+Nov 21 2005, 05:06 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mr. ABC - Nov 21 2005, 05:06 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-seeking@Nov 21 2005, 04:47 PM why not? you above fucking midgets? Quoted post i hope you appreciate the irony in this statement Quoted post [/b] irony: he did smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 no, sorry to break your hearts but there was no smashage. i'm currently 'off the market' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 so fucking what? sidways midget pussy is not a 'market', it's a tiny morsel. it's like the caviar of vaginas. even if you're on a diet, you can still take a spoonful of caviar it's offered to you and no one can possibly fault you. infact, if your girl were really down as fuck, she'd offer to whipe your brow and hand you gatorade while you were pounding away at the little lass. basically what im saying is brake up with you girl asap, and go find that midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by seeking@Nov 21 2005, 09:54 PM infact, if your girl were really down as fuck, she'd offer to whipe your brow and hand you gatorade while you were pounding away at the little lass. basically what im saying is brake up with you girl asap, and go find that midget. Quoted post hahaha! yeah fucking right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 i'd rather not get stabbed in my sleep if it's all the same to you. homegirl is crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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