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Abracadabra

i didn't hang out with any celebrities

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but i did get drunk and hang out with a midget. true story. then i walked home alone in the rain. it was super romantic

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laundry is always the move on my weekend. i got some ihop today with mr. shark and his wife. that is always fun. and yeah i think i did laundry too. went to a party in manhattan on friday, no mdgets or celebs. i have pics in my "blog" on myspace, if anyone cares to see me, the shark, and a few other idiots hanging.

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well, not only was she a midget, she was an asian midget (for all you goofs with yellow fever). she had the tinyest little voice, i could hardly hear her over the music. i bought her a vodka & orange. she was a happy little munchkin. cute as a button. i wanted her to be my personal mascot.

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Originally posted by GEEB@Nov 21 2005, 09:25 AM

was the rain warm?

 

um, kinda. i wasn't cold or anything. although i was drunk, so i wouldn't have noticed anyway

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yeah, i know. hindsight's 20/20. the awesome thing is, she wasn't like one of those big head/regular body/little arms & legs style midgets. she was perfectly proportioned, like someone hit a regular sized bitch with a shrink ray.

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Well I got pissed in Trafalga Square , London, with some punks, 17 year old chicks and a wierd rasta guy brandishing a pogo stick..

Then went to a club around the corner and got bang on it till 7 in the mornin.

Oh also had coctails with my mate and his mum!

Beat that bro

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My roomate has the most massive pile of dirty laundry sitting in our room right now.

 

He's so desperate he's been wearing his girlfriend's t shirts because he ran out. Oh, he's 6'6''.

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Originally posted by EnimeeOne@Nov 20 2005, 06:57 PM

Well I got pissed in Trafalga Square , London, with some punks, 17 year old chicks and a wierd rasta guy brandishing a pogo stick..

Then went to a club around the corner and got bang on it till 7 in the mornin.

Oh also had coctails with my mate and his mum!

Beat that bro

 

I wish i knew a wierd rasta guy. I used to know this crazy midget dude who always baught me smokes tho.

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I threw a party on fri which involved my walking around drinking 3 cocktails and a beer similtaneously for the first couple of hours and then getting my jay on at abut 5am (which I hardly remember) and lying down thinking my nextdoors neighbours roof was a person. Then some lanky indian gangster rocked up and starting droppping mad old school graffito knowledge, by which point I was so confused I went to bed. Saturday involved sleeping, cleaning and feeling ill and Sunday was so boring I can't remember

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