mr.yuck Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Thats because paul wall is awesome. On the whole paul wall and mike jones thing, you all should check out chamillionaire if you already dont know. This man made a 60 song mixtape talkin shit about mike jones. Now thats dedication for you right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 yea white-boys need to evacuate from the hip-hop culture... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 White people suck: from: http://www.ubersite.com/m/26723 If theres one type of people that I cant stand, its white people. White people think theyre so cool, but in reality, white people suck. They suck far, far worse than anything that has ever sucked before. For starters, white people dont even have any offensive derogatory terms in which to refer to them. Cracker? Honkey? Lame. If a black person was to be called a nigger, or a Chinese person directly referred to as a chink, you would either be shot, or karate chopped on the spot. Call a white person a cracker and see what happens. Nothing. Theyre just going to get into their Ford Taurus and head on back to suburbia. Sure, different nationalities from which white people are derived have their own names that might cause controversy, but who gives a shit really. Another thing about white people is that they are scared. If you dont believe me, ring the doorbell of any random house at 2:30 in the morning. If a white person lives there, he'll open the door clutching a wooden baseball bat, while pissing on himself. You have no need to fear the bat, because he will not swing on you, nor will he even attempt to stop you from walking in and stealing his VCR. Now, if a black person or a Chinese person happen to dwell in the house, you would either be shot, or karate chopped before you even made it to the front door. To emphasize my point, take the Bird Flu for instance. A few chickens in Texas come down with a cough, and the entire European Union, which consists of, and is ran by white people, bans the import of chicken from the United States. Who gives a shit? Dont be a bunch of pussies. Eat it, its good for you. This leads me to my next point. White people are uninteresting. For starters, the color white sucks. Mental institutions are painted white and mental institutions suck. Snow is white and it sucks. Tighty Whities were designed with the white person's itty bitty white penis and teeny tiny white balls in mind, and they suck. Take a look at the sporting events that white people participate in. Soccer? Hockey? Lame. Who wants to watch a game where youre lucky to ever see one where either team scores more than one or two points max? There is a grand total of 5 non-white people who participate in these sports (excluding Jamaica, China, Mexico, India, Korea, the entire continent of South America as well as Africa) and thats why they suck. Lumberjack olympics? Figure skating? Bull riding? HAHAHA! No need to explain. I know that many people will disagree with me when I say that these sports suck, but guess what? Theyre white. Who gives a shit. White people have no skills. Mexicans are very efficient at stealing, fixing up lowriders, making burritos and sleeping. Black people are world renowned rappers, basketball players and breakdancers. They have also mastered the art of slapping bitches and jocking hoes. Chinese people are KungFu masters. What can white people do? Theyre pretty good at driving 55 in the fast lane on a highway. Theyre also pretty good at being shitty. The next time youre at a party, try picking up girls with your computer programming skills and see how far that gets you. Lastly, white people cant take a joke. Chances are, if you are white, you are on the phone with your lawyer right now trying to sue me for slander. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 lolz i thought that was quite funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Nov 19 2005, 06:54 PM OH MAN I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS NIGGA IS TALKING ABOUT B!! WOW!! I DONE BEEN TO WHITEBOY PARTIES WHERE NIGGAS'LL START RAPPING ON SOME STRAIGHT SCIENTIFIC MULTISYLABLE SHIT. IM SAYIN SHIT LIKE "YOU TRYNA BATTLE WHO? LOOKIN LIKE YOU WORK AT JCREW, YOU SHOULD PICK SUTTIN ELSE TO DO, AND THANKS TO YOUR WIFEY MY BALLS NEVA BLUE. THAT BITCH DO SHIT SHE SAY SHE NEVER DO. I ASKED HER IF YOU HIT IT RIGHT SHE SAY YOU NEVER DO, ALL YOU WANNA DO IS HANG OUT WITH OTHER DUDES" NIGGA GONNA COME BACK AND SAY SOME SHIT LIKE "MY METAPHORIC ASSAULT SLICES THROUGH YOUR MATERIAL LIKE CATASTROPHIC ASPHALT SOMERSAULT THROUGH WORDPLAY SATANIC TRAGIC AFFIDAVIT MENTAL INTERCOURSE FILE SAVE IT" THATS WHEN I JUST START LOOKING AROUND LIKE "IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS?" THEN WHEN I SEE THAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE LIKE "WHOA DUDE! SATATNIC TRAGIC! SOMERSAULT!" THEN I JUST START PUNCHING NIGGAS IN THE FUCKING FACE AND BREAKING WINE BOTTLES AND STEALING VALUABLES. M E R O E S S GEEZ UP MLBC Quoted post highlight, right click, copy, save. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Hahaha. That shit is funny. Whole heartedly ignorant but funny as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Originally posted by the_gooch@Nov 28 2005, 04:20 AM White people suck: from: http://www.ubersite.com/m/26723 If theres one type of people that I cant stand, its white people. White people think theyre so cool, but in reality, white people suck. They suck far, far worse than anything that has ever sucked before. For starters, white people dont even have any offensive derogatory terms in which to refer to them. Cracker? Honkey? Lame. If a black person was to be called a nigger, or a Chinese person directly referred to as a chink, you would either be shot, or karate chopped on the spot. Call a white person a cracker and see what happens. Nothing. Theyre just going to get into their Ford Taurus and head on back to suburbia. Sure, different nationalities from which white people are derived have their own names that might cause controversy, but who gives a shit really. Another thing about white people is that they are scared. If you dont believe me, ring the doorbell of any random house at 2:30 in the morning. If a white person lives there, he'll open the door clutching a wooden baseball bat, while pissing on himself. You have no need to fear the bat, because he will not swing on you, nor will he even attempt to stop you from walking in and stealing his VCR. Now, if a black person or a Chinese person happen to dwell in the house, you would either be shot, or karate chopped before you even made it to the front door. To emphasize my point, take the Bird Flu for instance. A few chickens in Texas come down with a cough, and the entire European Union, which consists of, and is ran by white people, bans the import of chicken from the United States. Who gives a shit? Dont be a bunch of pussies. Eat it, its good for you. This leads me to my next point. White people are uninteresting. For starters, the color white sucks. Mental institutions are painted white and mental institutions suck. Snow is white and it sucks. Tighty Whities were designed with the white person's itty bitty white penis and teeny tiny white balls in mind, and they suck. Take a look at the sporting events that white people participate in. Soccer? Hockey? Lame. Who wants to watch a game where youre lucky to ever see one where either team scores more than one or two points max? There is a grand total of 5 non-white people who participate in these sports (excluding Jamaica, China, Mexico, India, Korea, the entire continent of South America as well as Africa) and thats why they suck. Lumberjack olympics? Figure skating? Bull riding? HAHAHA! No need to explain. I know that many people will disagree with me when I say that these sports suck, but guess what? Theyre white. Who gives a shit. White people have no skills. Mexicans are very efficient at stealing, fixing up lowriders, making burritos and sleeping. Black people are world renowned rappers, basketball players and breakdancers. They have also mastered the art of slapping bitches and jocking hoes. Chinese people are KungFu masters. What can white people do? Theyre pretty good at driving 55 in the fast lane on a highway. Theyre also pretty good at being shitty. The next time youre at a party, try picking up girls with your computer programming skills and see how far that gets you. Lastly, white people cant take a joke. Chances are, if you are white, you are on the phone with your lawyer right now trying to sue me for slander. Quoted post that shit wasn't funny at all. possibly written by a chinese person ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Originally posted by Gigantic Jug@Nov 21 2005, 01:58 AM I hate white guys... honestly... Quoted post everyone on this board is white. probably you too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satans Little Helper Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 The only thing thats funny on here is all the self deprecating white people writing about hating white people. Sittin' around thinking their Schooly D, sorry white boys but sayin' nigga don't mean you're black enough for us. I'm an equal opportunity hater I hate all of you equally...whiny bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satans Little Helper Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Oh yeah and as I solid white man, best believe I sell crack to blacks, I make sure latinos get less than minimum wage, I make asians only want to hang with each other, I sell explosives to middle eastern extremists, I make sure Jews..nah I don't fuck with jews cause they really run shit and I ain't stupid, but I do kick the shit out of white boys constantly just for reminding me what a fucked up race I belong to. Funny enough for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 this thread is getting exponentially retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 yo.. just listen to the orphanage freestyle. and the 2 finalists at skribble this year were white. and the super scientifical style was kind of a natural progression.. rapping when from chants and shit to simple rhymes to better to machine gun rap in the late 80s/early 90s, then cats wanted to take it a step further by rapping worders that were more difficult (ie.bigger).. but that shit was deaded by like 98 but yeah... we drink enough and a beat comes on, you're pretty sure to hear some wack line dropped.. but it's all fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Nov 28 2005, 12:17 AM Thats because paul wall is awesome. On the whole paul wall and mike jones thing, you all should check out chamillionaire if you already dont know. This man made a 60 song mixtape talkin shit about mike jones. Now thats dedication for you right there. Quoted post POW WOW (paul wall) is "ok". Him and Jones used to be ALOT better, both of their (newest) albums are garbage. Cham is fuckin tight, that's my nigga man. His new album is on point. Get Your Mind Correct, with Paul and Cham, is some tight work too. Paul's older albums are pretty good, i like Chick Magnet chop n screwed late night high as a bitch. But yeah, Chamillionaire and Rasaq are bout to blow for real. Cham got a way with words man, i love that nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 too bad his name is fucking retarded. not that other peoples aren't, but his especially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 wow..whattathread.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 "You see me acting bad, I'm showing out and pulling stunts Say cheese and show my fronts, it's more carrots/karats than Bugs Bunny's lunch It's Paul Wall baby, I got it made I got a cup full of that oil, and I'm paid plus I'm sittin' sideways" ugh. paul wall goes hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 I think everyone should stop rapping. Shit stopped being cool in the 80s/90s. Ya bird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 peep the blonde on the right striking a "b-boy" pose..that shit is comedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 I don't know what's more sad, the two clowns on stage, or the fact that the other people in that photo look impressed by what theyre seeing. Anyways, I'd really feel a lot better about spending time in ch. zero if this thread got closed asap. Mods, *chirp* WHERE YOU AT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Originally posted by dumy@Nov 28 2005, 05:06 PM peep the blonde on the right striking a "b-boy" pose..that shit is comedy Quoted post hahahah whata lamer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 whatchu know about candy paint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 You fools are lost if you think its a racial thing. Maybe in America because your so fuckin segrigated it has become a cultural thing. The rest of the world has some bangin hip hop from a miriad of different ethnic groups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 Originally posted by dumy@Nov 28 2005, 09:06 PM peep the blonde on the right striking a "b-boy" pose..that shit is comedy Quoted post haha. stooopid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted November 28, 2005 Share Posted November 28, 2005 remember 12oz.... ..can prevent lame threads and content on here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Nov 20 2005, 12:27 AM Look at emceeing like playing the guitar: It's easy to sound like you know what you're doing when you're pulling on a $5000 electric that's plugged into a $1000 amp that's stocked with distortion, chorus and reverb than it is to belt out something decent on an acoustic because you have way less to hide behind, and that's a fact. It's about doing the most with the least... not disguising it. Quoted post Trust me, I've heard both sound terrible. It's not the price of the instrument, it's how you use it. All the effects and gizmos in the world can't save you if you suck. The only thing is that if you just have an acoustic guitar and suck, it makes it all the much more uncomfortable for people to listen to it due to the intimacy. Fucking hippies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 true talk.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by EnimeeOne@Nov 28 2005, 05:07 PM You fools are lost if you think its a racial thing. Maybe in America because your so fuckin segrigated it has become a cultural thing. The rest of the world has some bangin hip hop from a miriad of different ethnic groups. Quoted post DAMN...EUROPE IS COOOORNY! MEROMEROMERO I REALLY DONT LIKE OLDSCHOOL NIGGAS MAN IM THAT NEW NIGGA! ME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 PAUL WALL DOESN'T RAP ON SOME SCIENTIFIC SHIT, THATS WHY HE CAN ROCK IN THE HOOD. HE'S NOT RAPPIN ABOUT GEORGE BUSH AND THE DAVINCI CODE AND SCIENCE AND HOW THE "PSYCHIC BLAST BEAM FROM HIS THIRD OPTICAL FORCE"...ETCETCETC. THE NIGGA IS RAPPIN ABOUT DRINKING ROBITUSSIN AND SMOKING WEED AND FUCKING BITCHES, AND THATS WASSUP. IM DEAD SERIOUS. MEROOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted November 29, 2005 Share Posted November 29, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Nov 19 2005, 06:54 PM ....NIGGA GONNA COME BACK AND SAY SOME SHIT LIKE "MY METAPHORIC ASSAULT SLICES THROUGH YOUR MATERIAL LIKE CATASTROPHIC ASPHALT SOMERSAULT THROUGH WORDPLAY SATANIC TRAGIC AFFIDAVIT MENTAL INTERCOURSE FILE SAVE IT" THATS WHEN... M E R O E S S GEEZ UP MLBC Quoted post i just realized aesop rock reminds me of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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