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Microscopes...what are they good for?

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I need to prepare a presentation for this job interview I have on friday.

 

It's selling optical equipment and scientific microscopes and I need to come up with areas where said equipment could be marketed to So far I have...

 

Hospitals

Research Labs

Clinics

Pharmaceutical companies

Colleges

Universities

 

But could anyone come up with some less obvious arenas one could market microscopes?

 

I know this is pretty lame but I'm kind of at a loss other than what i have and I wanna come up with some answers that aren't so obvious

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electronics engineeres.

they use em when building prototypes of microchips/processors, transistor boards etc. boards etc.

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not nessecarily microscopes, but very similar magnifying devices such as "fine-grain focusers" and "loupes" are used by photographers in the darkroom.

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jewlers, pawn shops, diamond collectors all use microscopes to examine ice.

 

im on a roll here

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Oh shit, wow, some of these are solid gold.

 

Look, the more you guys help me, the more money i will make. The more money i make, the more likely I'll be to treat visiting 12ozer's to drinks at local bars.

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when I have to do that shit, I get real drunk, then talk the next day with bad jokes and even badder jokes about being hungover. I'm charismatic so it works for me....but microscopes are good for looking at irish and chinese penises....

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mad scientists need microscopes

and if you could get a contract in the works with your local public educational board that would be some mother fucking bank rolls, but if your county is anything like minethey won't buy microscopes made after about 1900.

sperm banks...they need to get a good sperm count

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A Microscope was used by the OBGYN yesterday to discover that my wife's fluid was not the water (embriotic fluid) she thought she broke...rather it was a discharge build-up from loss of her mucus plug

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How appropriate that you started the thread, LENS.

 

 

Doctors use them for blood/T-cell counts.

 

Nanotech people.

 

Forensics. They use that shit on CSI all the time. And not to check DNA, that's a completely different test that doesn't use a microscope at all. The only reason I know is because I used to work at a gene therapy company. Mostly used for a first look at hair samples and the fine scratches on bullets fired from the "same" gun, shit like that.

 

 

Oh yeah. And nerdy little kids (like I used to be) like to play with them just to look at anything. Not exactly a field of study, but another target audience.

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^^ word.

 

Dont quite know what to call it but for like space research. big ass microscopes there.

 

HA thatd be a telescope wow isnt that obvious, fuck i gotta stop smoking chronick. Nvm.

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