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Damn, i just finished this burger and all the taste thats left is exactly the taste i'd have after going down to a girl for an hour...its not bad but a bit out of context.

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I'm probably missing the proper term here but you know what i mean :umm:

 

*edit, going down ON a girl? tell me i'm right haha

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yes i do.

and that's some weird shit.

i'm glad i haven't eaten meat in a decade.

 

:chicken:

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Hmmmm...there is a distinctive difference between the tastes. If that flavor was included in a burger then I'd be in trouble...

 

Either I'd have a heart attack for eating too much meat or my woman wouldn't be pleased since my demand would deplenish....

 

I would die if I was vegan...fuck that, I have meat in every meal but cereal

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It looked a bit weird too..

pussyburger.jpg.d793136b96ad0f841b6c2cd9b1043cc0.jpg

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You think so? maybe that was it..

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Originally posted by Tesseract@Nov 12 2005, 01:51 AM

You think so? maybe that was it..

 

I think it was. You straight chomped into alittle vagina genetically modified into a piece of cattle.

 

Thats probably not what you want to hear.

And dos, glad you enjoyed it.

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I think it was the lettuce dipped in pussyjuice after all.

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ohh and yeah. The standard term is "going down ON a girl".

If I was you I'd stick with "to". Saying that shit to english speaking women is sure to get you giggle points.

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hmm.. did you buy the burger from a resturant... or cook it yourself.. that is where your answer lies.... now that i think about it.. i attack a pussy with the same hunger i do a burger... and they both seem to make a mess all over my face....

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Guest imported_Tesseract

ITS TROO, NOT PROPERLY SPEAKING THE ENGLISH MAKES A WORLD FULL OF PUSSYBURGERS...

 

seriously though, girls love it when you're a clown but not.HAHAHA

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Originally posted by Tesseract@Nov 12 2005, 02:23 AM

ITS TROO, NOT PROPERLY SPEAKING THE ENGLISH MAKES A WORLD FULL OF PUSSYBURGERS...

 

seriously though, girls love it when you're a clown but not.HAHAHA

 

No doubt girls will read that right there and giggle like you just whipped off their bra and slung it across the room. Well done. And now I got to be out.

 

Goodluck with your future pussy burger endevours. If it doesn't mess with you, you should go back to that place and see if all there burgers taste like that. Then, if they do, you should conduct an interview with the owner predending to be some kind of current affair news reporter and post it here.

 

It's a worthy cause.

 

Out.

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LOL, thats the single funniest picture I have ever seen. I went down on this chick and it was a legit fiesta. Tasted like I was at taco bell. I was thoroughly disgusted.

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