GamblersGrin Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 http://houston.craigslist.org/rnr/107081114.html Reply to: pers-107081114@craigslist.org Date: 2005-10-27, 3:27PM CDT -----Original Message----- From: [mailto:******* Sent: Monday, October 24, 2005 9:50 AM To: ****** Subject: ugh Brad, It would be difficult for me to be any more miserable right now, I feel like the worst person ever. First, let me start by saying that I am truly truly sorry, and I hate myself for hurting you. Of all the people in the whole entire world, you were honestly the last person that I would ever want to wrong in any way. There is no excuse at all for anything that happened, so I won't even try other than to say all of us had WAY too much to drink, and I did a stupid thing. I can handle you being pissed at me, I absolutely deserve it, I can even handle the ugly words that were exchanged between us, what I can't handle is thinking that you see me as a different person. It is weird, I feel like I just went through a horrible break up or something. The world looked funny yesterday, I couldn't crack a smile if you paid me, there are songs I can't listen to, and I just ! feel beyond crushed. I don't know if you meant everything you said to me, and I am hoping that you didn't. I know that I was wrong on many levels, but I am also hoping that this is something that we can deal with. I know it sounds totally crazy and stupid, but you have come to play such a significant role in my life, I can't imagine my days without you. It is totally strange and weird to say that, and you could say that my behavior didn't reflect that, and you would be correct. I hate feeling like you hate me, and I hate feeling like all of your friends think I am a terrible person, because I am not. I know there is nothing I can say or do to take back what happened, but I just want you to know that fighting with you was just about the worst thing I could have ever imagined. It was right up there with one of the ugliest nights of my life, and I would give anything in the world to rewind and fix it. I am not sure if you will respond to this, part of me thinks that you won't. If not today, then maybe some other time. Also, thanks for getting my stuff together, although I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great. I can't even focus or work today, I can't eat, I seriously feel like it was an ugly break up, and I am hoping against hopes that it was not that and you are not done with me. Please don't cut me off, I really don't think I can handle that. I am so sorry. Elizabeth The Reply: -----Original Message----- Sent: Monday, October 24, 2005 12:02 PM Subject: Re: Ugh....enjoy. Dear Elizabeth, Thank you for your concern. I'll be sure to file it away under "L" for "Long-winded diatribes from drunken whores I couldn't care less about". You did a stupid thing huh? No...doing long division and forgetting to carry the one is "a stupid thing"; Mixing in a red sock with a load of whites is "a stupid thing"; Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning isn't as much a "Stupid thing" as it is grounds for permanent removal from my social calendar. To be honest, I'm not sure if it was more amusing that you went and degraded yourself in a public toilet not once but twice in a 2 hour span, or that you seemed to think that by saying "Well, I didn't Fuck him" somehow gave you a clean slate. So forgive me if I couldn't care less if the world "looked funny" to you yesterday. Since your world revolves around blow dryers, golden retrievers, Prada Bags and Jelly Beans, I'm sure it must have been most unsettling to actually have to consider someone else's feelings for 24 hours straight. The good news for you is that my friends don't think you're a terrible person, they just think you're the average run of the mill cum-guzzling blond who commands about as much respect as your average child porn collector. I could be wrong but, it's pretty hard to respect some B&T chick who comes out to spend the night at my place even though she's seeing someone else in New jersey and winds up tongue-bathing the taint of anyone who decides 30 minutes of droning commentary on Colin Farrell's new haircut is worth putting up with for a hand job in the men's room. The good thing about being a guy is that when I eventually bump into the young lad who finger-blasted you on top of a towel dispenser last saturday, we'll have a shot and laugh our heads off about the time it happened. By the way, for the amount of time you claim to spend in spin class you really must be doing something wrong to sport the thunder thighs you do. Watching you parade around my bedroom in a thong was a little like watching sea lions mate. Thought you might like to know. PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email. Talk to you never, Brad this is in or around PWN3D no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests 107081114 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 ouch. that shit had to hurt. "Blowing some guy in a bathroom for 45 minutes while I sit at the bar wondering if you're taking so long because you ate too much bran that morning damn...blowing some guy while youre dates a few feet away. 45 minutes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 DAMN i thoroughly enjoyed your resonse. fuck a dumb broad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 you can't see it, but right now i'm giving you a standing ovation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 haha,well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Well that was certainly thorough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 "I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Wait, was that you Gambler's Grin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Originally posted by dowmagik@Nov 9 2005, 11:25 PM "I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great" Quoted post hahaha, dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 yea its kinda pwn3d. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 The reply was awesome.that shit had me rolling..I hope he finds the glasses and returns them in a bag of dog shit..good job Brad whoever you are.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 hahahahahahhaahaa.... :lol: awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 i woulda killed that bitch on spot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted November 9, 2005 Share Posted November 9, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Originally posted by WhiteOx+Nov 9 2005, 06:26 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WhiteOx - Nov 9 2005, 06:26 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dowmagik@Nov 9 2005, 11:25 PM "I think my sunglasses are still at your house, if you could keep your eyes peeled for them that would be great" Quoted post hahaha, dope. Quoted post [/b] No doubt a classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dear sas Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 sooo ill. PS. I BCC'd about 100 people on this email. ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 10, 2005 Author Share Posted November 10, 2005 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Nov 9 2005, 06:25 PM Wait, was that you Gambler's Grin? Quoted post no way man. someone sent this to me and i thought id share it. it seems like maybe people thought it was me but i am not brad. ive hooked up with some downright slutty ass girls but aint never got boo-urned. some of you may remember these... from a while back that i posted. that girl used to leave her boyfriend, mind you they lived together, to come meet me at my boys house in her neighborhood. he would leave and her and i would fuck out. shed leave and go right back to her boyfriend. one time she swallowed my spermtacular and went immediately home. i always wondered if she kissed him when she got through the door of her house 15 minutes later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 thunderous backside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 that ass is bangin, gambs. props you skeezy nigga. :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted November 10, 2005 Author Share Posted November 10, 2005 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/index.php...ic=41980&st=680 this is a thread older dudes will know. its "the girls you know thread." theres a couple more on that page and i think theres some more even scattered through there. heres another rather infamous one of her that was a favorite of people on here for a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Fuckin Rights, Attach a photo and some personal details of the whore and you have the pass around email of the year ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 how classic is it that the second post on that page is someone talking shit to tease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 That's good stuff.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Cosa Nostra Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I recall that thread. Gambler always came thru with good body shots. I think people hated on him a bunch for it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 This is such a reminder of things I need to get done.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Damn, after taking an AWESOME myspace jealousy test and then coming here to see this. I wonder if this shits a coincendence. http://tests.studentcenter.org/jealousytest.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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