geezpot Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 On the topic of mixed martial arts here's a link of a decent fight. Kimbo Slice vs Sean Gannon. Kimbo is the black guy and went online and challenged anybody to a bare knuckle brawl-only rules is no knees and no ground skillz. Kimbo apparently is supposed to be the toughest underground MMA guy in USA right now? warning if you don't like violence, blood, or senseless beatings go away and don't click here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Nov 11 2005, 04:20 PM Gogen Yamaguchi fought a tiger and won. Quoted post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balki Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 according to "google fight" Results on Google : mike tyson 3,830,000 results bruce lee 31,500,000 results Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 A good grappler would destroy Tyson in under 10 minutes, no questions asked. Get in close, remove the leverage and reach from that monster's arsenal and what does he have left? Biting ears? Please. That shit being said, Lee was up on those concepts. Scratch that, he took that concept, stuck it in a blender and completely re-invented it for JKD. A good part of JKD is knowing how your opponent fights (i.e. in what proximity and the types of attack they prefer), how to defend against it, and how to use the weak points of their discipline against them: Tyson would get tired of chasing the Chinaman around, throw a haymaker, miss, and have his eyes gouged out right before catching a light-speed axe-kick to the kneecap. Blam. Limited mobility. Tyson's only chance would be to land a haymaker otherwise dude stands no chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meatlocker Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 By no means did I mean Bruce was a pushover. His gains in muscle mass and strength were nothing short of phenomenal. He certainly was fucking fast, but so was Tyson. If you haven't seen it already, look for that Tyson highlight video. And to the guys raving about the one inch punch, most if not all demonstrations were done on people not postured to take the blow. In short, bjj for teh win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POIESIS Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 this is getting boring. who's better at rock singing: or Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Axl Rose all day long. Ego's 90% of the fight in rockstar-dom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoGotJokes Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 is it gonna be in a dojo or a projects elevator? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octavious Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 bruce lee. no questions asked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POIESIS Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 mr. roper or mr. furley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 ^haha fuckin furley was a closet homo, roper would beat that face in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 KIMBO WOULD FUCK THE BOTH OF EM UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Kimbo vs Bruce? Kimbo vs Tyson? Kimbo vs Gracie? Kimbo should just become a nerf football coach, and his pimp entourage could play too-they all have the nerf football colored pimp suits to match the ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by JJC@Nov 11 2005, 06:17 PM I saw him punch through someone's stomach before. True story. Quoted post please elaborate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
At_the_Boyles Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 bruce lee... he was trianed in all aspects of fight but in tysosn case hes wonly a boxer so he only can fight with hsi fists and though he may be big and have hard punches bruce lee has better agility ,, full body strenght and and if bruce lee got tyson on the ground tyson would be fucked compltley he would be able to do shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted November 15, 2005 Author Share Posted November 15, 2005 hahaha kimbo v a gracie please, no contest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 A. Lee would beat Tyson. It would be a hell of a fight though. You think Tyson only punches? Tyson was smashing old ladies faces when he was 7. He's a brawler. But, Lee has him on quickness, focus and control. He would outsmart Tyson. It's like playing chess with Bobby Fischer, Fischer could give you his queen and both of his rooks and still beat your ass even though you start out stronger than he is. B. Shodokan Karate has a legend that in Okinawa when the Japanese were continually attacking, the Shodokan masters learned to punch through steel. In fact in the Okinawa martial arts museum there are breastplates of armor with fist sized holes in them from where the Okinawans smashed the shit out of the Japanese. Eventually they were slaughtered with guns and the Japanese took over the island, but whatever... C. In the Kimbo Slice Fight, what the fuck is going on with Wyclef Jean interrupting the fight until his boy starts winning and then jumping up and down like a jackass. Somebody should smash him the fuck out too. Unfair fighting bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POIESIS Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 okay, that is total cockamamie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 A. Tyson in his prime would have smashed Kimbo Slice's face in. B. Bruce Lee would beat the shit out of him. Just for what he did to that other dudes eye in the backyard. Slice is fucking sloppy, no style. C. Kimbo/Gracie would be a good fight, but I think Gracie has it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Originally posted by El Mamerro+Nov 11 2005, 09:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (El Mamerro - Nov 11 2005, 09:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-RumPuncher@Nov 11 2005, 04:20 PM Gogen Yamaguchi fought a tiger and won. Quoted post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! Quoted post [/b] He was sent to China durring the war and was captured. They tossed him in prison and he was just so freaky that even the guards were scared of him. They let a tiger into his cage and one of two things happened (depending on who you belive) a) he beat up the tiger. Now this would have been a pretty sickly tiger that one of the guards kept around the prison. b) he just chilled and made friends with the cat. That's what I like to belive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJC Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 Originally posted by HATEBREEDER+Nov 14 2005, 07:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (HATEBREEDER - Nov 14 2005, 07:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-JJC@Nov 11 2005, 06:17 PM I saw him punch through someone's stomach before. True story. Quoted post please elaborate. Quoted post [/b] you're just going to have to take my word on it. i really did see it. pizow. elbow deep in the gut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POIESIS Posted November 16, 2005 Share Posted November 16, 2005 i can see maybe punching into somebodies stomach, maybe.. but punching through some old school metal breast plate...cockamamie i say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rattleytins Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Tyson would get tired of chasing the Chinaman around, throw a haymaker, miss, and have his eyes gouged out right before catching a light-speed axe-kick to the kneecap. Blam. Limited mobility. this says it all, although i think having your eyes gauged out would be a bigger problem than the limited mobility Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I dont see how somone could possibly think tyson would even stand a chance. Bruce would like do a backflip onto him and snap his neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher+Nov 11 2005, 04:20 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Nov 11 2005, 04:20 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Tough Love@Nov 11 2005, 05:12 PM 24/7 nothing but martial arts Quoted post Gogen Yamaguchi fought a tiger and won. Mas Oyama punched out a bull, and I doubt even Tyson could do that. Quoted post [/b] TYSON HAD PET TIGERS AND HE SAID IN AN INTERVIEW ONCE THAT HE PUNCHES THEM DAILY. THE FUCKING GUY IS AN INSANE ANIMAL. BRUCE LEE ALL DAY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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