Poop Man Bob Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 haha...translation: "I know what's up and some of it is funny...by the way...buy my books." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faze 1 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 chuck norris dosnt churn butter. he roundhouse kick the cow and the butter comes right out. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 chuck will still whoop some ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 That gif where he backhands the woman for taking hold of the steering wheel is priceless. I was lollering for reals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 hahahaha Everynight before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 THE MAN HIMSELF!!! http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/chuck_norris_facts.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 This Chuck Norris shit moved to the "very-not-funny" end of the hilarity spectrum months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Boston.com has a Chuck Norris retrospective. http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/gallery/a_chuck_norris_retrospective/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. http://www.fucknorrisfacts.com Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home. Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers. The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock. Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats. Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever. A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting. Chuck Norris has no friends on Myspace. Not Even Tom. Chuck Norris once fought Vin Diesel... and got absolutely fucked up. Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because of their potency, silent because his butthole is extremely loose. Chuck Norris folds pocket aces pre-flop. Many stuntmen who have worked with Chuck Norris complain on set that Chuck Norris makes far too many so-called jokes about "exchanging blows." Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because hunting implies that you might kill something. Chuck Norris goes bird watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Yeah, we all saw that thread already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 these chuck norris things never amused me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Chuck Norris molests little kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how how are are you you Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Chuck norris threads are corny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 chuck norris is the balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. This Chuck Norris shit moved to the "very-not-funny" end of the hilarity spectrum months ago. Yes, I move that we make the further bumping of this thread a bannable offense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Oh come on...This shit was hilarious the first time I read it..Played now, but once funny.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS. that one is actually funny to me, surprisingly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 its not surprising aids is a funny subject... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el hamburgler Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 when chuck norris jumps into water he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brick top Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 chuck norris old school flicks are tight, he got his ass kicked by bruce lee so who cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. old... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqwWqQmofFY but funny. norris' kryptonite is AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 Seriously though, Chuck Norris spent 7 YEARS trying to learn and perfect Bruce Lee's one inch punch! Thats pretty dedicated! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 25, 2006 Share Posted June 25, 2006 no one ever said chuck was lazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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