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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.


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Re: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

 

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  1. Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home.
     
  2. Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
     
  3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.
     
  4. The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock.
     
  5. Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats.
     
  6. Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
     
  7. Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever.
     
  8. A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.
     
  9. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
     
  10. Chuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting.
     
  11. Chuck Norris has no friends on Myspace. Not Even Tom.
     
  12. Chuck Norris once fought Vin Diesel... and got absolutely fucked up.
     
  13. Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because of their potency, silent because his butthole is extremely loose.
     
  14. Chuck Norris folds pocket aces pre-flop.
     
  15. Many stuntmen who have worked with Chuck Norris complain on set that Chuck Norris makes far too many so-called jokes about "exchanging blows."
     
  16. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because hunting implies that you might kill something. Chuck Norris goes bird watching.

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