merk or be merked Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 dude that picture is from dodge ball, at the end when the dude gets all fat and hes watching a chuck norris infomercial or some shit....that highlarious....Chuck Norris;a godamongs men how do you use the quote thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Originally posted by merk or be merked@Dec 30 2005, 04:34 PM dude that picture is from dodge ball, at the end when the dude gets all fat and hes watching a chuck norris infomercial or some shit....that highlarious....Chuck Norris;a godamongs men how do you use the quote thing Quoted post i am gonna guess you click the quote button... chuck norris doesnt have to click the quote button because chuck norris doesnt need quote people he just replies and eveyone automatically knows what he is talking about... ok that was bad sorry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 the quote button doesnt do anything to quote somebody all you have to do is hit reply by their post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 "Quote" then "add reply". Chuck Norris already knew this, but roundhouse kicked the fact so hard that it has permanent amnesia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Chuck Norris is faster than light, now that light has had both of its legs broken from sweeper kicks. Chuck Norris has a pimp slap that is mightier than anything you or I could imagine. When he throws a "Bitch" into it, empires fall. Chuck Norris has nothing to fear. Fuck fear itself, he roundhouse kicks fear into pudding for practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 but you can just hit reply next to their post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sparoism Posted December 30, 2005 Share Posted December 30, 2005 Here, try it out. Chuck Norris dares you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan Fuentes Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 i bought the new chuck norris exercise machine and after a week instead of muscles, a blonde beard grew on my face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 my friend has that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Originally posted by HEAD CRACKER+Dec 26 2005, 01:33 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (HEAD CRACKER - Dec 26 2005, 01:33 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dosa312@Dec 26 2005, 02:43 AM Watch this shit. http://www.break.com/movies/asswhoop.html Quoted post good shit Quoted post [/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Vin_Diesel Vin Diesel... The man behind modern isrial Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunktionOne Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 "no asian chicks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 Chuck Norris appeared in the movie Pearl Harbor in a cameo role as a palm tree. An ass-kicking, fire-breathing palm tree. Most of his scenes were cut, due to time and credibility restraints, since nobody could believe that Chuck could be within 500 yards of Ben Affleck without doing him serious bodily harm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 Chuck knows! IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts. ~ Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SteveAustin Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 haha...translation: "I know what's up and some of it is funny...by the way...buy my books." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faze 1 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 chuck norris dosnt churn butter. he roundhouse kick the cow and the butter comes right out. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 chuck will still whoop some ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 That gif where he backhands the woman for taking hold of the steering wheel is priceless. I was lollering for reals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 hahahaha Everynight before the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 THE MAN HIMSELF!!! http://www.jokaroo.com/funnyvideos/chuck_norris_facts.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 14, 2006 Share Posted March 14, 2006 This Chuck Norris shit moved to the "very-not-funny" end of the hilarity spectrum months ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Boston.com has a Chuck Norris retrospective. http://www.boston.com/ae/movies/gallery/a_chuck_norris_retrospective/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Re: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. http://www.fucknorrisfacts.com Chuck Norris sucks dick for cab fare and then walks home. Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers. The chief import of Chuck Norris is cock. Chuck Norris shampoos with conditioner, and then actually repeats. Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once became popular for no apparent reason whatsoever. A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. Chuck Norris' most lethal art is face painting. Chuck Norris has no friends on Myspace. Not Even Tom. Chuck Norris once fought Vin Diesel... and got absolutely fucked up. Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because of their potency, silent because his butthole is extremely loose. Chuck Norris folds pocket aces pre-flop. Many stuntmen who have worked with Chuck Norris complain on set that Chuck Norris makes far too many so-called jokes about "exchanging blows." Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because hunting implies that you might kill something. Chuck Norris goes bird watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Yeah, we all saw that thread already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 these chuck norris things never amused me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Chuck Norris molests little kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
how how are are you you Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Chuck norris threads are corny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hashassian Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 chuck norris is the balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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