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get this,

 

I just get back from my girl's place

and I find 3 girls sitting on my front porch.

One is the neighbour upstairs, and the other two are from montreal.

 

I just got invited (at 2:00am) to drive back with them to Montreal.

Did I mention I slept with one of these girls before, and the other

one is a stripper I've been flirting with for the past two hours?

why the fuck didn't I go? The offer was right there damnit!

 

 

So should I tell the girlfriend what I passed up?

 

:noose:

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Interesting predicament. If you don't tell her, she may never know or may somehow find out about it later and get suspicious that you didn't tell her. If you do tell her, she might be flattered that you turned down the offer or she might get pissed off at those girls and cause drama...

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the big thing....

 

I have a date with the "girlfriend" saturday.

We're doing a 'meet the friends' kind of thing

so I can't miss that one. Imagine the trouble if I said...

 

"hey honey... I'm in montreal"

 

(we're planning a trip to montreal for new years already)

 

I'd be fucked.

 

 

DAMN THAT STRIPPER WAS DIRTY HOT

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Nov 4 2005, 03:11 AM

I wish I had your life, sir.

 

12oz Playboy.

 

 

you wish you had my letters.

 

so when you coming out to these parts?

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Originally posted by RumPuncher+Nov 4 2005, 12:16 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RumPuncher - Nov 4 2005, 12:16 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Dr. Dazzle@Nov 4 2005, 03:11 AM

I wish I had your life, sir.

 

12oz Playboy.

 

 

you wish you had my letters.

 

so when you coming out to these parts?

[/b]

 

Hahaha probably August if everything goes to plan.

 

I'm expecting one hell of a bender, my good man.....

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did you say Bender?

 

 

bender-tatoo.jpg

 

 

^ my kind of bender.

 

 

oh... and here's the really fun part:

The stripper from montreal wants to move to my city,

so she's got to find a job. Which means... I'm her scout.

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you see correctly sir. i was thinking, "What would i have done?" well, i don't know what i would have done in your boatshoes. but what i wanna do is go to canada and hang out with you. but seriously, i want to go to canada. maybe this summer. i'm due a good vacation.

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have you got any good mixes lately? have you done any recently?? i was gonna bump the mixtrader thread, but everytime i do, it just disapears into the 12oz abbys with no replys. if you have anything new, pm em to me, i'm gonna be driving for a few hours tomorrow night after a day of school and work and some new music would be killer.

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At this time of night, it all depends on you.. I admire that you've still got it. Me, personally...65% chance I'd say "no" because Montreal is like a 4 hour drive when you're going decent speed. Not including Wendy's breaks. Maybe I need to eat more vegetables...or something. ;)

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yeah .... vegetables.

 

she wants to work at club paradise... and only wepX gets that.

 

 

< goodnight... crying myslef to sleep now >

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i see the lovely miss.saraday is reading this... do you have any new music?

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Club Paradise...mmmmmm. You know, come to think of it, there is a Hindu temple outside the city that says inside "Always accept what is offered to you". Or something like that. You know, it'd be rude to decline free anything from a stripper, and you know it would have come down to that.

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Originally posted by RumPuncher@Nov 4 2005, 02:15 AM

DAMN THAT STRIPPER WAS DIRTY HOT

 

Usually the only thing about strippers that is "Dirty hot" are the small red bumps in and around her coot.

Look, but dont touch.

I think the situation was well played..

 

darb04.JPG

"Strippers are people too; naked people who may be willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind the curtain of a VIP room. Besides, there's no reason to kill them, 'cause most of them are already dead inside...Good night, folks!"

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and on that note...

 

quagmire.JPG

fat chicks need lovin too. they just gotta pay.

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was this the same stripper that was going to pose for extremehammock?

 

or.. maybe i'm totally off, whatever.

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will you regret not slammin' a hot stripper? yes.

in 5 years will the ramifications be a big deal? probably not.

and you'll have a good memory and story to brag about.

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haha... this was a different stripper.

 

looks like it would have been career suicide if I skipped out today.

(not to mention girlfriend homicide)

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