rental Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 i heart peanut butter. i stopped buying it so that i would stop eating it for whole meals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 did you try bleach or crush up glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 my parents had a mouse problem a few weeks back, Cats do work really good at catching those little mofos, and once a mouse trap in my crib actually severed the mouse's head off completly....it was bananas(and peanutbutter). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I wanna try to crush up some vicodin and sprinkle that shit with the saltines. But I don't know if it's worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 I got a cat a while back, mainly to help with a mouse problem. The cat is a worthless piece of shit. All it does is play with the mice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Nov 2 2005, 10:29 PM What a coincidence. I'm in the process of trying to trap this fucking mouse that resides in our living room. We put cardboard and duct tape along the bottoms of the doorways, so he's trapped in one room. He lives in the broken heater. So I made this trap with a 2 liter Pepsi bottle, some string, duct tape, and a hook on the wall. Oh and Saltine crackers. So when he enters the 2 liter to get the crackers, I pull the string which, because of the hook, jumps upright and traps the little fucker. It hasn't worked yet, but when it does, my Mcguyver ways will have the last laugh. Quoted post McGuyver is an outside man. He would make a gun with a laser pointer using peanut butter, A bullet and six broken clocks. What youre doing reminds me this lil fellow known for his hilarious antics in a battle against burglars. Rated PG for partial 12yo nudity. And this be the famous: Oh and the rat thing: Thanks google! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 4, 2005 Author Share Posted November 4, 2005 i got some mouse and rat bait, which contains ingredients that make the blood unable to coagulate, which causes internal bleeding. i read that the first effect makes them thirsty so they look for water. maybe they will drink the antifreeze that i put there. and the whole peanut butter jar was gone this morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Cosa Nostra Posted November 4, 2005 Share Posted November 4, 2005 This is all so ridiculous, i love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 please! dont kill me! im so cute and cuddly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Nov 3 2005, 04:28 AM are you sure proximity mines are a good idea? Quoted post always a good idea my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fondles Posted November 5, 2005 Share Posted November 5, 2005 One morning I stepped outside and noticed a tail about a foot long sticking out from underneath the steps (3 small wooden steps). I jumped off the top step in hopes of catching it by smashing his tail into the concrete, but alas, he was too swift for my lumbering all-to-human movements. I rue the day I let him get away. This thread has become an inspiration for me and has renewed my vigor in catching that little fucker. Thank you, ARCEL. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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