!@#$% Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 twice in my life i've had to have a catheter up the peehole and lemme tell you unless you guys have been catheterized too you don't know that pain and discomfort it's bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 Not catheterED but I've had that fucking swab that test for STDs up there. and several times while working myself with soap I got suds in it. PS never try Lava soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent+Nov 2 2005, 11:05 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (deterrent - Nov 2 2005, 11:05 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by trackstand@Nov 2 2005, 11:58 AM Which bitch wrinkle deterrent... Have you forgot there are two? Quoted post Are you talking about the pee hole? Cus if that shit is bleeding you need to stop kicking her in the gut. How ever this brings up a new question, Girls have you ever put anything up the peehole? <!--QuoteBegin-isor357@Nov 2 2005, 12:01 PM girlfriend ---- yes slut i met at the bar------no Quoted post As the written word! Quoted post [/b] No, I'm talking about the mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 mouth? fuckin wierdo, she talks out of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by trackstand@Nov 2 2005, 11:56 AM Nobody likes to stare at there bloody dick. Quoted post You are so very wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Nov 2 2005, 11:17 AM Not catheterED but I've had that fucking swab that test for STDs up there. Quoted post FYI...there is a pee in the cup option for STD tests...usually...they don't tell you that, because they get a kick out of cramming that thing up your dick. I've got my red wings and the stripes to boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Nov 2 2005, 01:17 PM Not catheterED but I've had that fucking swab that test for STDs up there. and several times while working myself with soap I got suds in it. PS never try Lava soap. Quoted post :yuck: :yuck: ID RATHER BOIL MY DIC IN WATER THAN HAVE A Q-TIP IN MY SPERM TUNNEL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 why are they swabbing your urethra for an STD test? that makes no sense to me are you sure you aren't thinking of a pap smear? that is definitely not the 'peehole' unless, you are a dude. then i get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Nov 2 2005, 11:56 AM I like how it makes me think I'm hurting her insides. Quoted post awesome :laugh1: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 - this is only a problem that a one-woman type square would have. that's why you gotta stock the bullpen with a gang of all-star relievers. - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Nov 1 2005, 08:31 PM Of course I would, too bad her sex drive is at 0 for those few days. Quoted post Interesting, most girls I have fucked with and this has come up are quite the opposite. Super horney while on the rag. Some are embarresed about it though, it might be just that she doesnt want to bring it up incase you think its gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Only time I ever blended a strawberry milkshake it was her idea. Somehow a blowjob just isn't as "romantic." Or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 hahahah there are some fucking golden statements and variations of "fuckin on the rag" at work here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 bloody penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shogun_Assassin Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I only read this thread because I thought there would be some gross pictures of a bloody hatchet wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deph Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by dead sentiment@Nov 2 2005, 09:32 AM ...i usually ignore blatant, disgusting, derogatory female references for the sake of "humor." this doesnt seem to be a joke tho... i find it kinda disturbing. Quoted post this entire thread is a bit disturbing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRESH_FRANK Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 IT'S ALL FUCKING GOOD TIL YOU CHECK YOUR BEDSHEETS/FINGERS/COCK THE MORNING AFTER...... BUT I STILL DO IT :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids is a myth Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Nov 2 2005, 11:56 AM I like how it makes me think I'm hurting her insides. Quoted post yes. fuck yes. female bodily fluids are usually impressive, and always delicious. i would go for it until i had to paddle out of the girl's room on an overturned dresser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent+Nov 1 2005, 10:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (deterrent - Nov 1 2005, 10:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-symbols@Nov 1 2005, 05:33 PM and..drumroll please i have encountered two men who would not get their red wings, and wouldn't humor any talk of it :shook: Quoted post Those f'ing Fucktards don't even know what they're missing! Three cheers for coagulation! I'd never lick it thou. Quoted post [/b] sissy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 i just read two pages about this stuff. yeesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 once I got virgin blood all over me and let me tell you..... it's overated! especially trying to explain how I spilt 'red wine' on the carpet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by Weapon X@Nov 2 2005, 08:18 AM OMG!!!! SO FUCKING DISGUSTING! BUT YO, CHECK IT! I OFFICIALLY THINK FRENCH MOVIES ARE THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IN THE WORLD. FIRST, I SAW 'FAT GIRL'. IT WAS A STUPID MOVIE WITH AN AWESOME MURDER SCENE AND WEIRD RAPE SCENE AT THE END... THEN I SAW 'IRREVERSIBLE' WHICH WAS A COOL MOVIE WITH A VERY DISTURBING RAPE SCENE AND A REALLY COOL FIRE EXTINGUISHER TO THE HEAD THIRTY TIMES SCENE... THEN I SAW 'ANATOMY OF HELL' (I HAD TO - ROCCO SIFFREDI WAS IN IT) AND IT HAD ROCCO PLAYING A GAY DUDE WHO FINGERS A HAIRY, BLOODY PUSSY AND LICKS HIS FINGERS... THEN LATER SHE DIPS HER BLOODY TAMPON INTO A CUP OF WATER AND HE CHUGS IT DOWN... THEN LATER, HE FUCKS HER PUSSY AND PULLS OUT AND YOU SEE HIS COCK COVERED IN BLOOD AND THIS HUGE AMOUNT OF BLOOD GUSHES OUT OF THE HAIRY PUSSY. I COULDN'T JACK OFF FOR ALMOST A WEEK, AND I DIDN'T CALL NO BITCHES, NEITHER. Quoted post LOL! The only French movie I ever seen was called Baise Moi. It also had a crazy ass porno style rape scene and lots of hairy pussy and bitches fucking dudes then killing them. Great flick! I recomend it. :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I fucking love the sayings about this situation. And yes. From what I hear, most have more feeling then anyways. Besides, it's just like rapists say, blood is a good lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 exactly! all im saying is "why waste perfectly good lube?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 hahahahha 3 pages of period sex goodness doin' it while the tomato truck is in town Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by rental@Nov 2 2005, 10:24 PM exactly! all im saying is "why waste perfectly good lube?" Quoted post I'm starting to not mind you "wanting my nuts as your own...." :cough: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 3, 2005 Author Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Nov 2 2005, 09:46 PM once I got virgin blood all over me and let me tell you..... it's overated! especially trying to explain how I spilt 'red wine' on the carpet. Quoted post Overated? See I think the reason I enjoy the period sex is 'cus I've never fucked a virgin or even someone some what new to sex. So when I pull out my member to slap on her clit rapidly and I see blood, it's like a bull seeing red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Originally posted by rental@Nov 2 2005, 11:24 PM exactly! all im saying is "why waste perfectly good lube?" Quoted post hahahaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 I just bang her sister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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