saraday Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 you guys must smoke crack.. and so must those chicks. i wont let the penix near me for the first 3 days.. i must have missed the memo that said it's ENJOYABLE to get laid while my ovaries are bursting and my uteran lining is oozing out of my pagina. not to mention the mess afterwards.. if you think i'm gonna wash those sheets while i'm riding the cotton pony, you got another thing coming, buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 on a lighter note, this guy i knew in high school would keep a special "towel" under the seat of his truck for when his g/f was ragging. :yuck: :nope: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Nah, I don't need pussy that bad at that moment. That shit stinks bad. Funny thread though. T_T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 That's some shit you only do when yall still a new couple and the chic still gotta be crazy hot. Jesica Alba can bring it bloody any time and I won't give a fuck! I still aint gonna lick it though. :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF1 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 And what's up with some bitches being mad horny and always wanting to fuck when they bleeding? Or is that just my misfortune? Fucking on the period leads to yeast infection. :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 done it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 OMG!!!! SO FUCKING DISGUSTING! BUT YO, CHECK IT! I OFFICIALLY THINK FRENCH MOVIES ARE THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IN THE WORLD. FIRST, I SAW 'FAT GIRL'. IT WAS A STUPID MOVIE WITH AN AWESOME MURDER SCENE AND WEIRD RAPE SCENE AT THE END... THEN I SAW 'IRREVERSIBLE' WHICH WAS A COOL MOVIE WITH A VERY DISTURBING RAPE SCENE AND A REALLY COOL FIRE EXTINGUISHER TO THE HEAD THIRTY TIMES SCENE... THEN I SAW 'ANATOMY OF HELL' (I HAD TO - ROCCO SIFFREDI WAS IN IT) AND IT HAD ROCCO PLAYING A GAY DUDE WHO FINGERS A HAIRY, BLOODY PUSSY AND LICKS HIS FINGERS... THEN LATER SHE DIPS HER BLOODY TAMPON INTO A CUP OF WATER AND HE CHUGS IT DOWN... THEN LATER, HE FUCKS HER PUSSY AND PULLS OUT AND YOU SEE HIS COCK COVERED IN BLOOD AND THIS HUGE AMOUNT OF BLOOD GUSHES OUT OF THE HAIRY PUSSY. I COULDN'T JACK OFF FOR ALMOST A WEEK, AND I DIDN'T CALL NO BITCHES, NEITHER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I REEEEEEEEAAAALLLY really try not to...But if I've got Dr. Porkenheimer's Boner Juice all in me, which usually I do, I always end up saying, FUCK IT.. Let's DO this, baby... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 put the dude piston in the bloody squish mittin! Im happy with the results Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Nov 1 2005, 09:07 PM "Parting the Red Sea" Quoted post how did you get Moses to autograph that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 have in the past, but dont anymore. its not that i find it 'gross', its just that im so damn used to not using a condom, that when my girl is off the pill, id rather jerk off than use a rubber. and no, i wont eat it while its throwing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 who would eat out while the girl is on the raggaton is the question..sheesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 "Do you fuck while she's bleeding out the bitch wrinkle?" ^^jesus, did you HAVE to word it like that? that's damn offensive. is that how you talk in real life? is that how you want someone to talk about your mother/sister/girlfriend/wife?? i usually ignore blatant, disgusting, derogatory female references for the sake of "humor." this doesnt seem to be a joke tho... i find it kinda disturbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 **aside from that.... if the guy is down, i'm down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 ^^are you a chick dead sentiment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by dumy@Nov 2 2005, 10:30 AM who would eat out while the girl is on the raggaton is the question..sheesh Quoted post DUN IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 man, dude..man, gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I can't remember who said it, but it was someone on here. It was like, "I love having sex when a girl's on the rag, it makes it look my joint got cut off, realllnesss...." I dunno, it was funny at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 hahaha..NO i've never hit it when its been full blown flowage..I always wait a little while...I can't even imagine..::cringe:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by dead sentiment@Nov 2 2005, 10:32 AM ^^jesus, did you HAVE to word it like that? ...this doesnt seem to be a joke tho... i find it kinda disturbing. Quoted post It is a joke but maybe I should have said, Do you: vulcanize the whoopee stick in the slaughtered ham wallet cattle prod the red oyster ditch with the lap rocket batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker retrofit the blood-pudding hatch with the boink swatter Cannonball the bloody cove with the pork steeple Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by dumy@Nov 2 2005, 08:05 AM hahaha..NO i've never hit it when its been full blown flowage..I always wait a little while...I can't even imagine..::cringe:: Quoted post uhhmmm... i guess the thing that guys dont get is the amount of blood that comes out. its not like GUSHING, although its heavy. APPARENTLY (i wouldnt have sex on my rag) - the whole penix to vagina action is like one big tampon that kinda stays the blood flow. girls.... is that true? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 haha..of course NOT GUSHING but heavy enough to wear..ok.I just got some fucked up visuals.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 all i know is the more you pull out during sex, the bloddier shit gets, so keep it in there and dont let it slip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Nobody likes to stare at there bloody dick. Acceptable shower activity however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 I like how it makes me think I'm hurting her insides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtyhoodrat Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 And what's up with some bitches being mad horny and always wanting to fuck when they bleeding? Or is that just my misfortune?>> no no i've always heard women have bigger and better orgams when they're on their period. and they are in general more horny during that time of the month. someone go research Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by dead sentiment@Nov 2 2005, 09:32 AM "Do you fuck while she's bleeding out the bitch wrinkle?" ^^jesus, did you HAVE to word it like that? that's damn offensive. is that how you talk in real life? is that how you want someone to talk about your mother/sister/girlfriend/wife?? i usually ignore blatant, disgusting, derogatory female references for the sake of "humor." this doesnt seem to be a joke tho... i find it kinda disturbing. Quoted post Which bitch wrinkle deterrent... Have you forgot there are two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 girlfriend ---- yes slut i met at the bar------no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Nov 2 2005, 11:56 AM I like how it makes me think I'm hurting her insides. Quoted post so wrong..haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by trackstand+Nov 2 2005, 11:58 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (trackstand - Nov 2 2005, 11:58 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Which bitch wrinkle deterrent... Have you forgot there are two? Quoted post [/b] Are you talking about the pee hole? Cus if that shit is bleeding you need to stop kicking her in the gut. How ever this brings up a new question, Girls have you ever put anything up the peehole? <!--QuoteBegin-isor357@Nov 2 2005, 12:01 PM girlfriend ---- yes slut i met at the bar------no Quoted post As the written word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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