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I KNOW EVERYONE HAS A LIST OF SHIT THEY WANT TO HAVE COMLETED BEFORE THEY MEET JESUS, MO-HOMED, WHATEVER.

 

go skydiving

explore china

explore south america

have a thresome (check)

get a tatoo(checkx4)

ride a harley across country

have kids

smoke a blunt with snoop dogg

 

 

this thread is fucking gay

fuck it

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eat human flesh

run naked through a golf course (check)

naked down airport runway

learn to fly

become an astronaut, fireman, and a garbage man all in the same day (check?)

write a childrens book under the pen name 'madonna' (check)

make a lego castle and live in it

build a massive statue of george washington in cheese

bake worlds largest cracker

distend something

overextend something else (check)

pee

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Originally posted by casekonly@Nov 1 2005, 03:28 PM

eat human flesh

run naked through a golf course (check)

naked down airport runway

learn to fly

become an astronaut, fireman, and a garbage man all in the same day (check?)

write a childrens book under the pen name 'madonna' (check)

make a lego castle and live in it

build a massive statue of george washington in cheese

bake worlds largest cracker

distend something

overextend something else (check)

pee

 

 

 

WTF!!!

 

I thought I was the only person who wanted to be a garbageman!!!

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1. get into a nationally televised high speed car pursuit, and then get away...

 

 

2. eat really good crab rangoon made with REAL crab...

 

 

3. interviewed on charlie rose

 

 

4. and someone else mentioned this too, smoke a blunt with snoop

 

 

5. catch a stractch tag in the hospital or nursing home bathroom where I'll die in...

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1. Get Hotel Company going...my bags need to go worldwide platinum.

2. Buy a house and some life insurance, so my girlfriend will be set.

3. Party with David Lee Roth.

4. Learn how to play the drums, then start a go-go band in Oakland.

5. Go to South America, then maybe Europe...definitely SA first.

6. Have a kid with my girlfriend, once everything is on track.

7. Start a vegetarian diner.

8. Go back to school...why? I don't know.

9. Paint a clean train.

 

There's more I'll add to this sooner or later.

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1smoke crack with marion barry

2have sex with a sheep woman

3bargain with a mexican for oranges on the street and let him keep

change

4have glass shards in my neck

5make a helium balloon chair like that dude from the 70s but i want to

fly a kite when im high up in the sky

6put a shark in a cage underwater and im on the outside waving

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