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8onus

THE DEATH BED LIST

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I KNOW EVERYONE HAS A LIST OF SHIT THEY WANT TO HAVE COMLETED BEFORE THEY MEET JESUS, MO-HOMED, WHATEVER.

 

go skydiving

explore china

explore south america

have a thresome (check)

get a tatoo(checkx4)

ride a harley across country

have kids

smoke a blunt with snoop dogg

 

 

this thread is fucking gay

fuck it

^0^

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Originally posted by 8onus@Nov 1 2005, 02:33 PM

have a thresome (check)

 

how did I know that would be top of the heap?

 

 

< check

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be remembered. it doesnt matter if its bad or good. i dont care if people hate me or love me.

 

just to be remembered when im gone.

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eat human flesh

run naked through a golf course (check)

naked down airport runway

learn to fly

become an astronaut, fireman, and a garbage man all in the same day (check?)

write a childrens book under the pen name 'madonna' (check)

make a lego castle and live in it

build a massive statue of george washington in cheese

bake worlds largest cracker

distend something

overextend something else (check)

pee

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Originally posted by casekonly@Nov 1 2005, 03:28 PM

eat human flesh

run naked through a golf course (check)

naked down airport runway

learn to fly

become an astronaut, fireman, and a garbage man all in the same day (check?)

write a childrens book under the pen name 'madonna' (check)

make a lego castle and live in it

build a massive statue of george washington in cheese

bake worlds largest cracker

distend something

overextend something else (check)

pee

 

 

 

WTF!!!

 

I thought I was the only person who wanted to be a garbageman!!!

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1. get into a nationally televised high speed car pursuit, and then get away...

 

 

2. eat really good crab rangoon made with REAL crab...

 

 

3. interviewed on charlie rose

 

 

4. and someone else mentioned this too, smoke a blunt with snoop

 

 

5. catch a stractch tag in the hospital or nursing home bathroom where I'll die in...

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Originally posted by maus1985@Nov 1 2005, 07:02 PM

i wanna have sex with condeleeza rice

 

this seems like something that would happen after you die as punishment..

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1. Get Hotel Company going...my bags need to go worldwide platinum.

2. Buy a house and some life insurance, so my girlfriend will be set.

3. Party with David Lee Roth.

4. Learn how to play the drums, then start a go-go band in Oakland.

5. Go to South America, then maybe Europe...definitely SA first.

6. Have a kid with my girlfriend, once everything is on track.

7. Start a vegetarian diner.

8. Go back to school...why? I don't know.

9. Paint a clean train.

 

There's more I'll add to this sooner or later.

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Originally posted by maus1985@Nov 2 2005, 12:02 AM

i wanna have sex with condeleeza rice

 

 

I want to have a threesome with you and Condeleeza Rice

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HAVE A SNOBBY ASS CHICK BREAK DOWN

AND ADMIT HOW PATHETIC SHE IS.

 

HAVE A GROUP OF TOYS ADMIT THERE GRAFF

IS WACK, AND THAT THEY JUST HYPE EACHOTHERS

SHIT IN THE NET UNDER MANY FAKE ROOKIE NAMES.

 

HAVE MANY LONG SESSIONS WITH MANY ISLAND GIRLS.

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