Suicide Bomber Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I want my children and wives burried alive with me. ahahahhaha just kidding. but seriously ill pay $10 000 000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 black olives, prosciutto, garlic and basil..maybe some sundried tomato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 "TEASE AND TUPAC ARE BOTH STILL ALIVE" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 here lies someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 cremation, i always thought that sending off the ashes in fireworks idea was kinda of cool. Fireworks. As far as how i'd like to die: quick. tomorrow's not promised :burn: :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I figure that since i'm dead i might as well let them salvage my body if any of my organs happen to be in working condition. as far as what my tombstone says, i really don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleNerple Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 First of all GREEN BURIAL Dump me right in the earth, with no coffin and no embalming fluid... SO I can become one with the earth faster.... Song Played - WITHOUT YOU by MOTLEY CRUE No biblical bullshit... Tombstone - "Here lies another wasted piece of human life, Cheers!" Death? Something really big and annoying that would cause kids to miss school and disrupt rush hour traffic.. Like Kamikaze blowing up a big bridge something terrorist like... or derailing a train - WITH MY PENIS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Originally posted by Shark Hammil@Oct 20 2005, 06:13 PM I'm actually getting cryogenically frozen. Seriously. Quoted post QFT. Me too. Looking forward to dying so I can wake up in the future. Broke and with outdated job skills and education, but alive nonetheless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuyorican Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I prefer to be cremated, the way real estate is and how we dig up indian burial grounds its just a matter of time before they'll dig anyone up. I like the idea of being an organ donor. I might have something like this... "I should have got a second opinion" :yuck: <this emoticon best describes my tombstone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 :king: my body is going to a taxidermist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 what do i want on my tombstone? pepperoni and cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 how did anyone not make that joke already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 What it actually says on tombstone? "please be kind and rewind" :huh2: <this emoticon best describes the above statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Originally posted by dumy@Dec 14 2005, 11:59 PM how did anyone not make that joke already? Quoted post i was wondering the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowrite Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 if i had to die i'd wanna fall. but i got shit to do yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuyorican Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Originally posted by ^ . ^@Oct 20 2005, 01:22 PM i'll take some extra cheese on my tombstone please..no meat Quoted post that joke is right in the previous page my dude, its like the 4th or 5th post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I plan to die before the age of 18... im selfish like that. fuck everyone, and i'll tell you how: First im going to write a long ass letter revealing my whole life story minus a few details due to the fact i want to die as a good girl. I'll strip myself naked and make sure i look good and clean. I run into the forest thats behind my house and find a nice tree. I'll collect as many drugs as i can and under the tree O.D. and as im slowly dying i'll climb up the tree and allow myslef to free fall because thats the worst feeling in the world and i dont plan dying numb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 Originally posted by Steve Miller@Dec 14 2005, 09:54 PM what do i want on my tombstone? pepperoni and cheese. Quoted post what i was gonna post exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 my body will be mutilated, boiled, burned and then scattered acrosss the 5 lands and buried in a secret places marked with a black stone and where a cannabis plant grows wild...it will be well documented on wikipedia and myspace... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 peyote overdose.. creamated with my ashes stuffed into a jack in the box made out of obsidian and jade trim on the crank handle and corners, and the crank made out of silver.... and i want it chained closed and padlocked with the key on a ring attached to one of the chain links.. and as for the jack i want it to be in a black and white harlequin with blood red tears streaming down her face mounted on a bronce coil thats been laquored deep red,, and i want the jack in the box to be inscribed with a h.p lovecraft quote....something about cthuhlu would be nice... and i want the jack in the box to be left in my great great aunts attic in wyoming so i can at least be on my own blood sacred ground...yea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 I know the last song i want to hear before i die or as i am dying. Radiohead Exit music (from a film) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methadone program Posted December 15, 2005 Share Posted December 15, 2005 i always wanted to fall off a heaven into oncoming traffic....and then have my ashes spread over beaumont, texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted December 16, 2005 Author Share Posted December 16, 2005 Originally posted by Gigantic Jug@Dec 15 2005, 01:46 AM I plan to die before the age of 18... Quoted post Good luck with that. And I'll bet you'll be missed for a week and a half, your parents will recover just fine, all because you have always been a shitfacefucktard. I hope your death is slow & painful, and your soul never escapes your body. DIENOW.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobsilla Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 Originally posted by ^ . ^@Oct 20 2005, 06:22 PM i'll take some extra cheese on my tombstone please..no meat Quoted post damnit stole my thunder. and tombstones are the slam! :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acidRain_ Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 lmao... ide ike mine to be like.. all calm and shit and then all of a sudden a flash of flames pop out of no where, bright lights, loud pantera playing and my body gets flown out of the casket and im just seemingly floating their, then, all of a sudddennnnnnn i explode into the crowd....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 I wanna go out like Huxley: On my death bed with throat cancer until my last hours where I have the wifey shoot me up with 500cc of lsd. Either that or in a plane crash. Funeral? Cremate me, mix my ashes up in a fifth of vodka and let my friends and family drink me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 thank god itll be on myspace, i can blog about it Originally posted by John Birch@Dec 14 2005, 09:53 PM my body will be mutilated, boiled, burned and then scattered acrosss the 5 lands and buried in a secret places marked with a black stone and where a cannabis plant grows wild...it will be well documented on wikipedia and myspace... Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 By the time this generation starts dying off there is gonna be a whole bunch of LOLs and shit on peoples tombstones. Bet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 "s0rRy gtg ttyl @ heAven"-i got dibs on this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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