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Seems like theres allways quite a bit of death in the fall/winter

months, so plan ahead.

 

tombstone, songs played, circumstances surrounding, cremation,

bible verses, people not allowed to come, burial cloths... and such

 

 

If you had the ability to make all the choices surrounding your

death what would they be?

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I'd like to die bleeding so I can write my last words with my blood.

If I'm fat when I die I'd like to get a postmortum Liposuction so I look good in a suit.

I would like to be buried in the ground, no chemicals in me, no coffin.

I'd like to still be in love and old when it happen.

I don't mind dieing violently, just not on fire.

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no tombstone necessary....just dust in the wind. (no...not the song).

 

I want a big viking pyre send off. valhalla sounds like a dope place. everyone's invited. I expect a big ass party to ensue and hopefully someone will hook up and get lucky.

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Im goign the cremation route. i dont think i was intended to stay in one place for very long. maybe death might be the tim that i can finally rest , or i can keep on living life through air particles.

 

Id like to die in an explosion, i want to go otu with a bang.

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Im goign the cremation route. i dont think i was intended to stay in one place for very long. maybe death might be the tim that i can finally rest , or i can keep on living life through air particles.

 

Id like to die in an explosion, i want to go otu with a bang.

 

 

 

 

and kill two cops in the process

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I've been planning about buying my own tombstone and using is as a decorative element in my apartment. I'd leave the date of death blank, of course.

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I'd like a little tupac played at the funeral.

 

Originally posted by ^ . ^+Oct 20 2005, 01:22 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (^ . ^ - Oct 20 2005, 01:22 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>i'll take some extra cheese on my tombstone please..no meat

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Excellent! I was hoping someon would remember those.

 

 

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do you still get a tombstone if you are cremated?

 

Yeah you got to buy a "lot" though for a space to put it.

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Royal Tenanbaum style.

 

maybe something along the lines of:

 

"died honorably while resucing baby seals from a fiery car crash"

 

or something :)

 

edit: on a more serious note, i've always wanted to have my skeleton hanging in a biology classroom, and donate my organs to people who need them.. *that is, if they're salvageable, lolz..

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Holy-cow.

 

I just thought it might be alright to be in a coffin. Espically if they could hide all

sorts of weapons to my person, and some fake scriptures for telling the coming of

christ and the apocolypse. And maybe with the right combonation of prayers, lucky

gems, and cross fingers, someone might dig my body up a thousand years from now.

 

Someone "holy fuck guys, peep what I found yo."

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Even though I'm planning on cremation, if for any reason I get a tombstone it's just gonna have a big "." right in the middle of it

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I'm actually getting cryogenically frozen. Seriously.

But, if my family doesnt abide by my dying wish of being frozen, I want my tombstone to be "Dedicated to all Jeeps and Land Cruisers."

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Anybody see that Al Capone special?? The funerals those guys had were crazy. I dont want anything special. Cremation sounds ok. I dont much like the idea of my rotting corpse

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Originally posted by isor357@Oct 20 2005, 05:20 PM

Anybody see that Al Capone special?? The funerals those guys had were crazy. I dont want anything special. Cremation sounds ok. I dont much like the idea of my rotting corpse. Although a band and open bar sounds nice. when i know im dying i will overdose on xanax or rophynol. Best believe i will be comfortably numb and carefree.

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I would like to disappear. No burial costs... no crying people at a funeral...

Just the occasional "I wonder wtf ever happened to so-and-so"...

Then I pop outta nowhere like I came back from the dead!

Then I disappear again.... and so on and so forth.... life/death/reincarnation

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Originally posted by master bait@Oct 20 2005, 10:37 AM

I've been planning about buying my own tombstone and using is as a decorative element in my apartment. I'd leave the date of death blank, of course.

 

 

how morbid

 

and i havent thought about it. i dont fear death, and therefore i dont think about the future too much. i try to live life day to day.

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im getting cremated,no use in wasting money on a tombstone for my rotting corpse,id like to be kept in a train yard or dumped off the side of red river gorge.one of my most memorable places as a child.

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