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Broken heart blues?

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Some situations arise, we now know being we are much older and more mature then we once were (edit: now proven not to be true), that should have been avoided. One such is a situation I currently find myself in. Met a gorgeous and intelligent, not to mention all together good looking, female. Instantly became infactuated with her, and now three days later, I have to move back to Northern California. I admit she is taking alot better than I am, being as she knew what to expect I suppose, but the fact that she is easily going to be able to move on with her normal life doesn't do anything but make me feel worse.

So being as I'm fairly new to the Channel Zero thing, thought I might make a thread for people to share their tales of heartbreak and loss and such. If it bombs then I'll just go back to posting pictures of pretty and abominations, and funny gay people on the Myspace Thread.

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dear vagina face,

she can easily move on b/c she's got someone elses hard cock

in her ass.

 

best of luck.

 

your friend,

reverend casek

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i try to make sure all of our little friends

have the best advice that a hooker and a

tuna salad sandwich can buy.

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she can move on easily because shes not attached. look at it this way, if the bitch can move on so easy she could leave/cheat on you just as easy. i saw smash her and leave with your dignity

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what sense does that make when he can move to northern cali and find himself a nice mexican girl that is willing to make pudding and fix sammiches for him all day long? wait....is that my fantasy?

 

please let that NOT be my fantasy.

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i want immigrant sammiches made by a pudding monster that has sammiches for hands.

 

that and a bottle of scotch.

 

 

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You are lusting after her and only feel bad because you havent smashed, and are contemplating that you never will smash, that's the issue, your not heartbroken, your dick's just mad at you that it's not getting play.

 

no for real, that's it.

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I think you're upset because you know what I know- a lot of the available girls in the Bay are drama hoes that'll waste your time. At least, that's been my experience.

 

Go buy a copy of "Pimp- The Story Of My Life" by Iceberg Slim. Read it as many times as you have to, until you gain inner peace. I'm not kidding, I learned a lot from this book about the world in general, and about how inside and outside game works. If you hop on that plane and truly believe that it's nothing for you to do so, I guarantee that things will look up. It takes some time to learn this...believe me, I have been in your shoes. If you hold your head straight, you'll be all right, even if your heart isn't in it yet.

 

Good luck...get at me if you ever end up in the East Bay.

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it happens..if you really want the chick though then go out of your way and try to make it work,but if you just met her and your not sure its gonna last,just drop it.long distance relationships are never good.

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Originally posted by casekonly@Oct 14 2005, 06:15 AM

dear vagina face,

she can easily move on b/c she's got someone elses hard cock

in her ass.

 

best of luck.

 

your friend,

reverend casek

 

 

 

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3 days? are you fucking kidding me? excuse my complete lack of sympathy, but if you're heart broken after 3 days you're either in junior high or you're a complete fucking moron. thats all.

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Love at first sight is something that Richard Gere invented to distract attention from all the small rodents he was shoving up his ass.

 

Are you a man, or are you Richard Gere?

 

 

The More You Know™

 

 

 

 

This message brought to you by Rev. Pope B. Dickus and the Pills For Subgenius Tots foundation.

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Originally posted by casekonly@Oct 14 2005, 06:15 AM

dear vagina face,

she can easily move on b/c she's got someone elses hard cock

in her ass.

 

best of luck.

 

your friend,

reverend casek

 

somebody butthurt cuz they aint gettin the butt hurt?

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Originally posted by casekonly@Oct 14 2005, 11:15 AM

dear vagina face,

she can easily move on b/c she's got someone elses hard cock

in her ass.

 

best of luck.

 

your friend,

reverend casek

 

i spat coffee on a newspaper when i read that.

im still laughing..

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Originally posted by onesecondple+Oct 14 2005, 06:23 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (onesecondple - Oct 14 2005, 06:23 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-casekonly@Oct 14 2005, 06:15 AM

dear vagina face,

she can easily move on b/c she's got someone elses hard cock

in her ass.

 

best of luck.

 

your friend,

reverend casek

 

somebody butthurt cuz they aint gettin the butt hurt?

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speaking of face down, ass up....how's your mom?

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Shoefers, unless you're 13 and just lost your virginity... there's something wrong with you.

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