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12oz Celebrity DEATH MATCH...this thread probally

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WHO WOULD WIN?

we're doing this in categories, you got a category? hook it up

 

ima start this shit:

COMMERCIAL CELEBS:

THE VERIZON GUY VS JARED

verizon.jpgVSinside-jared-spotlight.jpg

 

ima have to say jared because you know that bama has tons of built up fat boy anger and would straight knock phone boy the fuck out and scream "can you hear ME now BITCH?"

 

moving on......

 

WHITE INDIE RAPPERS:

SLUG VS VINNY PAZ

at11.jpgVSvinnie_paz_1.jpg

haha, this would give slug something actually WORTH crying about.

 

i ran out of ideas

someone do something with those feminist talk show hosts like oprah and all those "THE VEIW" bitches...that would be interesting.

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how do you even contemplate putting slug vs. vinnie paz?

 

paz would knock the living shit out of slug, and then eat him...

 

 

as for the other...shiit, i'll take jared

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Vinnie Paz Vs. Slug? Fuck that, not fair. Vinnie Paz is huge and he's not really and Indie rapper. How about this... We all know Vinnie's view on homosexuality. How about

 

VINNIE PAZ VS.

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THE GODHATESFAGS.COM FAMILY

 

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See once and for all who really hates queers the most.

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Zach wins this easy!

His ferocity is unmatched, but I hate how RATM became a pollitical front.

It was a sad day when they went their separate ways!

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Lil' Kim v. 50 Cent...she'll be PISSED when she gets out. 50 just seems too obsessed with cake at this point to hold his own...and, we all know who REALLY killed Tupac and Biggie.

 

Don't fuck with a woman who's determined to come up unless you have plenty of backup and a castle to run to if you're losing. Just a thought.

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I would say the grizzly would win. Sharks are not bright creatures... Grizzlies hunt and crush their foes, while sharks smell hurt fish and eat up what's either dead or dying.

 

Just my opinion though

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

^WRONG. A bear would get its shit fucked. It's science.

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