8onus Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 WHO WOULD WIN? we're doing this in categories, you got a category? hook it up ima start this shit: COMMERCIAL CELEBS: THE VERIZON GUY VS JARED VS ima have to say jared because you know that bama has tons of built up fat boy anger and would straight knock phone boy the fuck out and scream "can you hear ME now BITCH?" moving on...... WHITE INDIE RAPPERS: SLUG VS VINNY PAZ VS haha, this would give slug something actually WORTH crying about. i ran out of ideas someone do something with those feminist talk show hosts like oprah and all those "THE VEIW" bitches...that would be interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 how do you even contemplate putting slug vs. vinnie paz? paz would knock the living shit out of slug, and then eat him... as for the other...shiit, i'll take jared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shoefers Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Vinnie Paz Vs. Slug? Fuck that, not fair. Vinnie Paz is huge and he's not really and Indie rapper. How about this... We all know Vinnie's view on homosexuality. How about VINNIE PAZ VS. THE GODHATESFAGS.COM FAMILY See once and for all who really hates queers the most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Originally posted by Shoefers@Oct 14 2005, 01:36 AM Vinnie Paz is huge Vinnie Paz is like 4 foot 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Zack De La Rocha Vs. Chris Cornell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 http://www.goatse.cx man vs. http://www.tubgirl.com girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Zach wins this easy! His ferocity is unmatched, but I hate how RATM became a pollitical front. It was a sad day when they went their separate ways! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Originally posted by Biggus Dickus@Oct 14 2005, 11:18 PM http://www.goatse.cx man vs. http://www.tubgirl.com girl. Quoted post I knew this was coming! And I knew who was gonna ask (don't ask me why) Tubgirl for grossness, but I reckon the years of dedication goatse took is probably more extreme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 yea zack gets his point across..he would probably tear that guy apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 vs Wonk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 ^ hahaha...THAT is what I was waiting for. ...Saggin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Lil' Kim v. 50 Cent...she'll be PISSED when she gets out. 50 just seems too obsessed with cake at this point to hold his own...and, we all know who REALLY killed Tupac and Biggie. Don't fuck with a woman who's determined to come up unless you have plenty of backup and a castle to run to if you're losing. Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 vs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 ughhh... I could've gone the rest of my life without seeing courtney's tit.... and been just fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 you're welcome dirty. :haha: even oprah thinks its nasty...check out the expression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 I would say the grizzly would win. Sharks are not bright creatures... Grizzlies hunt and crush their foes, while sharks smell hurt fish and eat up what's either dead or dying. Just my opinion though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 ^WRONG. A bear would get its shit fucked. It's science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Oprah would win hands down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted October 14, 2005 Author Share Posted October 14, 2005 its cuz shes black isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Originally posted by Europe@Oct 14 2005, 10:42 AM vs Wonk... Quoted post terrorhawk match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 VS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 how bout this one fuckers. vs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 oprah would win, but purely because all black people own guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATEBREEDER Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 nah nah nah..she should fight mick jagger instead of oprah. they look the fucking same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Christopher Walken VS Norm McDonald Jack Black VS Brian Peppers The cast of Growing Pains VS DMX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 Christopher Walken obviously, don't need to explain that one. Jack Black would throw the fight vs. Peppers just to make it funnier. DMX would get his ass kicked by just that baby because he'd be too busy belting out horribly shitty lyrics containing his own name every other word and posturing like a hardass to notice that the baby just ripped his heart out and shoved it down his throat like he deserves. Then he'd die and be tortured by a garden weasel up the ass for the rest of eternity in hell where he fucking belongs. Fuck DMX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted October 14, 2005 Share Posted October 14, 2005 The cast of Laguna Beach VS. A swarm of REALLY pissed off army ants. The Arena: A HUGE PILE OF BROKEN GLASS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 Originally posted by Biggus Dickus@Oct 14 2005, 04:41 PM Christopher Walken obviously, don't need to explain that one. Jack Black would throw the fight vs. Peppers just to make it funnier. DMX would get his ass kicked by just that baby because he'd be too busy belting out horribly shitty lyrics containing his own name every other word and posturing like a hardass to notice that the baby just ripped his heart out and shoved it down his throat like he deserves. Then he'd die and be tortured by a garden weasel up the ass for the rest of eternity in hell where he fucking belongs. Fuck DMX. Quoted post YOU BRAZY. X WOULD EAT THAT BABY ON WHEAT TOAST THEN RAPE ALL THE NIGGAS AND SMOKE CRACK WITH THE 2 BITCHES. MERO MLBC THEY DON HEARME THO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 am i the only person there that thinks slug *might take out vinnie paz? fat people could pack a punch when aimed correctly, but not speed. Sage Francis: VS. Eminem: the winner of the battle of the white rappers must fight: Joe Pesci (on speed.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted October 15, 2005 Share Posted October 15, 2005 vs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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