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The "Fuck You" Thread: 2005


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additions:

 

-FUCK MY BOSS and her daughter. I hate you, you motherfuckin hoessssssssss.

-clogged caps

-my left hand that keeps going numb

-how my back right tire keeps going flat, yet has been replaced twice..

-when assholes get in my car with mud all over their feet, after you've asked them to wipe their feet, and get it all over the fuckin interior.

-long time friends who forget my birthday and dont even say shit...fuck you!!

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additions:

 

-FUCK MY BOSS and her daughter. I hate you, you motherfuckin hoessssssssss.

-clogged caps

-my left hand that keeps going numb

 

 

I got the same shit it's the ulner nerve, put a pad on the inside of your elbo when you rest it on a desk and try to keep it straight it's nerve damage the only other option is surgery put you out for like 6 to 8 weeks :yuck:

 

AND FUCK DESK JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by uncle-boy@Oct 13 2005, 03:38 AM

FUCK :the following:

stupid arguments with girlfriends

excess fat

mtv

ignorant highschool kids. (and the rest of the morons)

shitty drivers

people who dont say thanks when you hold the door open for them

people who dont wave when you let them in your lane during traffic

asshole cops

hippies

insurance companies

fools that talk during movies

fools that kick your seat in the theatre

shitty ass employees who suck at their jobs

The above mentioned should be fucked.

 

And

 

loud ghetto black people who need attention

 

loud chola women and wetback perverts

 

quiet white people who dont stand up for themselves then end up doing some crazy shit like running over a loud ghetto black person

 

I havent found a problem with asians, yet. They work hard, make good products and have some good fuckin food.

 

People (no matter what race) who bring try to leave the ghetto but bring it with them.

 

People who claim hard life and expect something for it.

 

HOW COME NO ONE HAS MENTIONED EMO AND "HARDCORE" FUCKS?!?!

(I think.)

 

People who want to live in the ghetto.

 

RAPISTS/CHILD MOLESTERS

 

RANDOMNESS

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Fuck you, midterm week

 

Fuck you, super hot younger sister of my best friend. I wanna get witcha, but i can't! Your brother's my boy, and I can't do that shit to him, so stop getting all up on me, or soon i'll break down and do some shit i'll regret later.

 

Fuck you, no-life havin' iPod battery.

 

Fuck you, lower back problems

 

Fuck you, pay pool tables at uni. Who the fuck can afford $2/game? Where's the free tables at?! Fuckers!

 

Fuck you, ex girlfriend. Don't come crying to me after what you've put me through.

 

Fuck you, people with bad breath - there's no excuse for that shit; get some fucking gum.

 

Fuck you, pretentious, holier-than-thou, religious assholes. Don't force your faith on me, I'll ram that fucking pamphlet right up your ass if you don't stop waving it in my face.

 

Fuck you, clutch. How could you wear out on me now? You know i can't afford that shit right now.

 

Fuck you, having tons of money, then giving it all away to go to school and get some useless degree that i'll never end up needing again.

 

Fuck you, travel bug - you've infected me, and now travelling is all i can fucking think about.

 

Fuck you, insane gas prices. Fuck you too, Ralph Klein, I hate you, you drunk, redneck motherfucker.

 

Fuck you, Microsoft Excel - by far the most annoying program ever.

 

Fuck you, farsightedness. I'm fucking blind without my contacts, which fall out easily 5 times a day, and make me look like i'm permanently high, when i never really am.

 

Fuck you, movie tickets. $13.99? Are you kidding?

 

Fuck you, you fucking fucks.

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FUCK my pothead roommates

FUCK the fucking retarded people that I have to babyshit at work

FUCK my roommates dog for shitting on some of my clothes in my room

FUCK my other roommate for being too much of a pussy to call the landlord to get the dryer fixed so that I can wash my clothes that were shit on!

 

i want the fuck outta here

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fuck paying for a degree (and not an education)

fuck emptiness

fuck distance

fuck chemical imbalance and depression

fuck my pride

fuck cancer

fuck ego

fuck suicidal dreams

fuck new soilwork

fuck being alone

fuck trying to smile (and failing)

fuck male-pattern balding

fuck living check to check

fuck migraines

fuck south facing windows w/ no AC in the house

fuck my birthplace being destroyed by earthquakes before i got to return (RIP to all in PAKISTAN)

fuck ex-girlfriends who have the fucking gaul to call me out on ANYTHING

fuck two stepping faggots w/ girl pants and scene hair

fuck a 72 page intro chapter in LORD OF CHAOS

fuck the time i've spent on this thread

fuck pity

fuck bad decisions

fuck bad timing

fuck crazy women

fuck divorce

fuck baggage

fuck 11% interest rates

fuck batteries dying

fuck losing your favorite knife

fuck hangnails

fuck being too shy

fuck GWB

fuck boysetsfire

fuck straight edge kids (represent...)

 

as DREDZ said it; FUCK IT

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