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deterrent

Trick me once, shame on me

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Racked my balls four times today.

 

Today starts nice, I wake up at 11:30, wash the sticky off myself,

eat some cucumber slices with salt and saracha, and get out on

my bike to flick the action of the past several days.

 

I come across my first wall of the day, while taking a gander my

front wheel hits a rather large rock jaring my handle bars square

in my nuts, I sit for a second and take my flicks, I go to leave

and I hit the very same rock again sending it to the exact same

spot of my nuts. As I go down the street (again I'm not paying attention)

my tire hit an 1" wide by 12" high pole sticking out of the ground

rendering my bike motionless but sending my body foward and my

nuts to the hadlebars. FUCK... this one hurt bad. I sit down my girl

calls and ten minutes after getting off the phone I attempt to hop

my bike up an 18" curb... this final one did it, I was on the ground at

cicero and lake (not the greatest spot) with my hand down

my pants checking if a both boys were present.

 

This was 6hours ago, my nuts feel like I need to cum real bad and

they're super sore.

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I actually laughed at the ridiculous improbability of this but that is really terrible.

Some days it's better to just not leave the house.

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I haven't injured my nuts in a long time. We have these swinging doors on low cabinets at work that have a sharp corner right at nut level on most people. Somebody gets their balls destroyed on those things every day.

 

 

On another note, I was on call tonight fixing this Korean girl's laptop and I kept thinking she was going to pull out an octopus and do something with it. That's what I get for watching Oldboy at 4:00 in the morning and watching other octopus related videos earlier in the day.

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***Sorry for the long post, but it's worth it.

 

Yeah, I don't think I've hurt my nuts in about 14 years.

I was really kind of into freestyle-biking. I was riding a

wheely and attempted to spin the handlebars. I tried to

better center myself which intailed of me standing up more...

I ended up crawling on hands and knees home and left my

bike there for my father to fetch it.

 

On a semi-side note between the nut-related injuries and

the amount of drugs I did in my youth I wounder if I could

lose the possablity of having my own children.

 

On another semi side note, inwhich brings this story full

circle. The from of birthcontrol called "the ring" is killer. I

never have heard of it before yesterday but it works like

the pill... you can cum inside and everything... unforunatly

I came first and lost the erection so maybe this whole

nut thing is karmatic.

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what works sometimes if ur sacked (depending on the type of sackage) is jumping up really high and landing hard on just ur heals. If your nuts hurt, this will make them stop hurting, unless u were just hit in the nuts and u dont have that pain in the stomach.

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Originally posted by Biggus Dickus@Oct 9 2005, 09:49 PM

The ring definitely works on pregnancy, but it still isn't going to help if she goes out and gets the clap on you.

 

If that happens, you need to choke the bitch out.

Plus theres a cure for that anyways.

 

3>cum inside

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I was mad fucked up and playing pool at the bar one time and I went to break and I accidentally jumped the ball and nailed my homie in the nuts. Not once but twice in a row.

But your story takes the cake.

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Originally posted by deterrent@Oct 10 2005, 10:22 AM

Racked my balls four times today.

 

Today starts nice, I wake up at 11:30, wash the sticky off myself,

eat some cucumber slices with salt and saracha, and get out on

my bike to flick the action of the past several days.

 

I come across my first wall of the day, while taking a gander my

front wheel hits a rather large rock jaring my handle bars square

in my nuts, I sit for a second and take my flicks, I go to leave

and I hit the very same rock again sending it to the exact same

spot of my nuts. As I go down the street (again I'm not paying attention)

my tire hit an 1" wide by 12" high pole sticking out of the ground

rendering my bike motionless but sending my body foward and my

nuts to the hadlebars. FUCK... this one hurt bad. I sit down my girl

calls and ten minutes after getting off the phone I attempt to hop

my bike up an 18" curb... this final one did it, I was on the ground at

cicero and lake (not the greatest spot) with my hand down

my pants checking if a both boys were present.

 

This was 6hours ago, my nuts feel like I need to cum real bad and

they're super sore.

you are so dumb...

 

 

That shit sounds like it should be funniest home video's or some shit.

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ive seen many a kid bust their nuts [no homo] sacking rails. took a few of em to the hospital too.

 

when i was in 6th grade, this girl kicked my friend in the nuts and broke his left testicle.

 

everynight at work, i walk into these rollers carrying a box and smashing my balls AND shaft.

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Ive got a good hurting your nuts story.

 

Okay long time ago in juniour high this kid gets the idea to climb the backstop of our baseball field. now keap in mind this backstop is super old and shitty. Now he gets the the very top slips and catches his actuall sack on a piece of metal sticking out. falls like 20 feet to the ground and is perfectly fine, except his sack. it was actually ripped open liek testicalls hanging out blood everywhere. the kid runs to the office and then they rush him to the hosipital. he gets all stitched up and in a week he attempted it again. this time he just fell off.

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