Vanity Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Originally posted by master bait+Oct 1 2005, 06:04 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (master bait - Oct 1 2005, 06:04 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>I'm not sure about this. but it pisses me off when people dont take me seriously. Sometimes it's anything I say, and people think I'm joking. they go as far as pretending they find me funny even when they really dont feel like laughing (I can tell, it shows) and I'm not even trying to be funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny. what the fuck then I stab their face with a pencil and choke them with a phone cord and throw a thrash can ontop of em Quoted post [/b] this is pretty funny if you picture joe pesci saying it <!--QuoteBegin-guerillaeye@Oct 1 2005, 06:21 AM My ego gets dented easy when some aspect of myself that I dont like is attacked by others... Quoted post yeah, that's generally how it works. I don't know really.. I mean, I am humbled somewhat when I'm aware of how my capabilities limit me at work.. but that doesn't really strike my ego. And when I masturbate, I'm reminded of how weak I am, but once again, not really a big ego bust. I don't know... I haven't even been embarrassed in over 7 years or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Why are yall crying about it... the twist should be a 30 second celebration of life!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISTRACT Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 FUCKIN GIRLS THAT TOY WITH MY MIND. THAT SHIT FUCKIN PISSES ME OFF. ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS THE ONES U LIKE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Ego boost - when i get to fuck the girl im jonesin over. Ego bruise - when i dont get to fuck the girl im jonesin over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 I remember when customers would just fucking grill me over the littlest shit (ie. the computer won't let them get their $1 discount, and I don't know how to over-ride it) in front of other customers. I know everyone else was thinking the same thing I was, but it still makes you feel like a dipshit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 This is my ego antidote. Along with my superhuman BO, and nervous demeanor, it is an all-conquering nerd manifesto that creates a eight-inch thick hipster-neutralizing force field that enables me to do whatever the fuck I want, anytime, anywhere. When I saw Napoleon Dynamite, I just knew exactly where dude was coming from. Most people are haters because it's simply easier to perpetrate than innovate. As far as what others may think I tell them- I'm a dork, so what? What's your next insight going to be, Captain Obvious? I'm proud of who I am, and I am 100% Against The Grain. I don't hang out with the cool kids- I shun them, and their silly ways. I listen to disco, and I like it. I read at least two books a week, and while I may be annoying and opinionated, at least I did my homework and have the facts to back up the shit that I talk. I enjoy wearing thick-ass glasses, and my fucked-up teeth and hair, and wearing short pants with argyle socks since my style is so unique that VICE can't even begin to understand it. And, you know what? It gives me the confidence that no matter what, I'll always be better at being a misfit than you will ever be at fitting in, and people who know will see that and respect me more for it. I have more going on in my life than shopping, bars, and Myspace and being another pretty face in the crowd. I may be camera shy, but I let my work speak for me, and people listen. I may not be the best at the things I do, but I'm the only one who does the things I do. I don't follow trends or movements since I'm usually running three steps beyond the curve. I didn't quit graffiti, graffiti quit me when it couldn't find a box to put me in. I invent handstyles for personal enjoyment, not mass deployment. I ride a sixty dollar bike built for comfort, and sold my track bike so I could move away from the Mission. My time is better spent thinking and creating, and not being seen in the scene. You might talk shit about me for being weird, but I pity your insecurity. I don't want to be cool, and I don't want to go along to get along or belong anywhere, anymore. And that is how I measure my success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted October 1, 2005 Share Posted October 1, 2005 Originally posted by shai hulud+Oct 1 2005, 06:19 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shai hulud - Oct 1 2005, 06:19 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> And, you know what? It gives me the confidence that no matter what, I'll always be better at being a misfit than you will ever be at fitting in, and people who know will see that and respect me more for it. [/b] <!--QuoteBegin-shai hulud@Oct 1 2005, 06:19 PM My time is better spent thinking and creating, and not being seen in the scene. You might talk shit about me for being weird, but I pity your insecurity. I don't want to be cool, and I don't want to go along to get along or belong anywhere, anymore. And that is how I measure my success. Quoted post There's some real gems in there.... Now I don't feel so bad about myself. heh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Blaze Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 my ego buzz killer is when i have plans for the night and i wake up and burn a blunt then dont do what i had planned because i just wanna smoke... next day. Dude: so why did you come out last night? Me: i was going to, but then i got high. this is not something im proud of really. i mean this shit just happens. Edit: i was saying this befor Afro Man came out wiff the song. holler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 being too drunk or high to get it up..... There is nothing wrong with women buying me stuff. I dont promote it i just encourage it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Sep 30 2005, 02:36 PM Having a small penis. Quoted post :haha: once, after sex, I told this dude "yeah, you're definately asian" :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skag Henry Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 thinking your invincible then feeling the pain of paper cuts... fuckin post work..*grumble grumble* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomShitPressedToHead Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 Originally posted by master bait@Oct 1 2005, 07:04 AM How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny. what the fuck then I stab their face with a pencil and choke them with a phone cord and throw a thrash can ontop of em Quoted post MERO MLBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted October 2, 2005 Share Posted October 2, 2005 being banned. for the 5th time. :cry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WetPussy Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 having a zit so big you could see it in your shadow is an ego buster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 My ego burst is watching Steve Vai play guitar. No body should be that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 whoa...I gotta wake up...I read Yucks post like this Originally posted by mr.yuck@Sep 30 2005, 03:56 PM When i spend a lot of money getting a child drunk and she still doesnt wanna fuck. Quoted post :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMilk Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 5 dried grams of psilocybin mushrooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decu goldyn1 Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 -too drunk to fuck. -When surburban moms snap at me for not despensing their change to them in the monetary they would prefer. -Cleaning things on the job, babysitting white kids, when haitian women suck their teeth at me... -Being wrong about something musical Ego depletion I don't even really have an ego to begin with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted October 3, 2005 Share Posted October 3, 2005 wait its an ego killer when bitches buy you shit???!!!? what planet am i from, i love it when they pay for me. also to dude who said that its an ago killer when you have to bate: who doesnt jack off daily? i get plenty pussy and still jack off on the daily. ego killer: sharting. peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 Originally posted by shameless self promotion@Oct 2 2005, 08:31 AM Quoted post Don't front on Grand Funk, they are THE American Band. I have something better to post. NOBODY likes Styx. And, if they do, they sure as hell won't cop to it. Actually, Styx's entire career was just one big ego deflater. I wonder if they play state fairs now...IN HELL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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