Tough Love Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 if u dotn wanna have a friendship with her, let her down as cruely as u want. or fuck her and ignore her plans untill she gets the message Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Yeah. I talked to her and told her i dont want to have relations with her anymore. I dont think it should have happend in the first place and it will never happen again. On the plus side I did set up to go to a club tonight with my ex girl and her so this should be interesting. While they get into it or what ever my plan is to make my move on the hot girl. Thank you. Thank you. No, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Send her over to Tease.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 YES, so we can hear about more butt-sex shenanigans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I already tried. She dodged it and injured my jammy. Then again I didnt have a 60 inch tv at her place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Is this thread still open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 unfortunately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I'm just happy I could do somthing about it... if I cared enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Okay the trap is set 100%. Thanks for all the input fellas. Im gonna go ahead and get freshed up for this event. Challa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 have all your friends hide in somewhere where youre going to do thae deed and as you bust, have them come out of their respective hiding places and have them just drown the soak the bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Hahaha. I hope that was a bukkake reference and not a murder reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Sep 22 2005, 07:40 PM And she wont give up dome piece unless i wear a condom. What kinda crap is that? Quoted post You've gotta watch out on this, maybe she's worried but maybe SHE has something, something real bad like one of the three H's (The Hep, The Herp, and The HIV) and she's too embarassed / doesn't know you well enough to tell you, but doesn't want to spread it to you either, but maybe you'll talk her into it if you get her drunk enough. Careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I like to call those the "SUPER-SUPRISE-SKEET-MANDILANKO" or SSSM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 I KNEW IT WOULD ONLY BE SO LONG BEFORE YOU WERE BACK TO YOUR GAY ASS SELF. AND THE WORST PART IS THAT NOW YOUR FAT TO BOOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 haha TCL... im not fat fool, im big boned. haha jk. i just got a liquor gut. im slender besides that. wonk. and yuck, get some freaky pictures of her naked, post them here, and then email the link of the thread to her email. cheea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pour forward Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by 8onus@Sep 21 2005, 12:46 AM be like throwing hot dogs down a hallway. Quoted post hands down this phrase is fucking hillllllarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 buttsex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 The fuck is this shit still open for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted September 23, 2005 Author Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by shaolinmasta@Sep 22 2005, 11:02 PM The fuck is this shit still open for? Quoted post why the fuck should it be closed? nerds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 This didnt go right at all. First and foremost, the hot ass friend ditched this girl and wen tto another club. Secondly as soon as this girl saw my ex she put herself on the opposite side of the club. Third, I didnt really care to see all these dudes tryna hang all over my ex now that we arent together anymore even though half of them were lookin at me the whole time like 'I hope he doesnt fuck me up.' Shit. Oh well. I'll be in Tennessee soon. Land of the big booty white girls. I didnt know you can get the HIV from head. Thats fucked up. I better watch that. Thanks 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Stuff a traffic cone in her vagina before you put the na-na on smash and ask how she likes it. THEN murder her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 This thread needs to go into the bit bucket.... I mean he didn't even say he used a condom... think about the children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by mr.yuck@Sep 22 2005, 11:24 PM I didnt know you can get the HIV from head. Thats fucked up. I better watch that. Thanks 12oz.[/color] Quoted post It is unlikely but possible, mainly due to small cuts and sores that occur in the mouth on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 GOD DAMMIT. THIS THREAD IS SO SHIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 yo yuck. Get some pictures or a video and tell her if she dont give you that 60 inch plazma you sell videos until you got enough for a 60 inch plazma. She will most likely hate you and more than likely comply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Originally posted by shaolinmasta@Sep 23 2005, 12:02 AM The fuck is this shit still open for? Quoted post Mostly because half channel zero felt like making this a 4 page thread in a day and a half....tsk, tsk, tsk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 WE BLAME ALL OF YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 wow, an entire thread devoted to teh buttseksorz. i'm impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 SPLASH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 23, 2005 Share Posted September 23, 2005 Jesus. I've spent all day at work trying to work this hang over off. All I needed in the end was tacobell. Yeah last night was a dissaster. I need to get my dvd back from this girl and i believe she is none too happy with me. This thread is magical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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