Dirty_habiT Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Originally posted by symbols+Sep 21 2005, 06:15 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (symbols - Sep 21 2005, 06:15 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-26SidedCube@Sep 20 2005, 05:33 PM Like forcing a hotdog through a straw. Quoted post a shitty, bloody straw. :shook: Quoted post [/b] Now that's just gross. Me and my wife are leaving!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Originally posted by Mauler5150+Sep 21 2005, 01:07 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mauler5150 - Sep 21 2005, 01:07 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-WhiteOx@Sep 21 2005, 08:20 PM maybe you should start running a weight loss school edit - to mauler Quoted post Well, it worked. Went from 53kgs to 43, and I believe it was from that. So if your misses has put on a bit, just hit her up for some 'a'. But you must understand, it was over a long period. Kind of wore the mystique off a bit, and made it hard to have just 'straight vag' sex with her, coz I became to expect some a. Quoted post [/b] I could be mistaken but, 43kg? thats a scrawny bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Yeah, but the bad thing was she lost a cup size. went from a d cup to a small c. But she was only just scraping 5 foot. She was alot more fun when she was 53 though, as when she got skinny, she became such a bitch. And there was no padding any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 she's obviously a slut. i hope you used protection! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 well... after you wear the pussy out the only other option outside getting some new pussy would be getting in the butt. Next time you should punch her in the neck when you about to bust. Make that shit clench up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 How funny would it be if Tease got AIDS??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Sep 21 2005, 11:29 AM How funny would it be if Tease got AIDS??? Quoted post Oh god. That would be so great... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 oh hell no...Tease dipped his pen in some shitty, company ink. Dude...this is gonna get ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 i give you all the girl that tease fucked in the ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 I hit it in the butt one time. One time with my ex girl. She assured me that it would never happen again. And it never did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 ^^ only once??? thats not very yuck like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 BAAHAAHHAAAAHAA awesome somebody make a gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by someone@Sep 21 2005, 12:47 PM i give you all the girl that tease fucked in the ass Quoted post so.. this is supposed to be gross because she has pubic hair? or what.. because i'm sorry to be the one to let you in on this secret, but all women have pubic hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 true...but if they're doing hot-ass contest.. they should keep up with the bikini waxes and double check the blow out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Booty tube with no lube? naskadameanie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by Mauler5150@Sep 21 2005, 05:47 AM Hahaha! I so wish I started a thread like this. I was with this chick on the reg, which became my woman. I got the 'A' everytime we had sex for like a year. Damn bitch dropped 10kg from it too. Bwhahahaha! Quoted post wonk saggin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 DUDE WHO THE FUCK CARES WHY SHE LIKES YOU keep hittin it till you can't anymore. as long as shes giving it out, take it. then when she starts being a bitch cuz u aint letting her move in with her, tell her you're "crushed that she was using you to get to the house" and kick her ass to the curb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Dude you had sex? AWESOME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 now its time to give her a hot lunch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 only thing that scares me about her, is i think she wants to have my baby baby. and i cant be having that. ill got to jail before a bitch tries to have my baby (without permission anyways). 187 on a skeezer please believe me's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 didnt u say tease, that if a girl gave u an STD ud inpregnant her with ur retarded child? wasnt that your sig way back when? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 i catn read 3 pages, but if your crib is spot on jawns will love it. my rommie has parties with 10-12 collige girsls that come over er time they havbe flocked to my room because it is spot clean and teh candles are burning a decent smell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Can we get a picture of the Girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AREANKAY Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 you want flick of my roomie....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 No, of the girl tease did. But why not, we can clown on your roomie too. Lets have it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by Tough Love@Sep 21 2005, 09:39 PM didnt u say tease, that if a girl gave u an STD ud inpregnant her with ur retarded child? wasnt that your sig way back when? Quoted post yeah i said it!! haha someone has that still as their sig, but i cant think of who right now. good times. on another note, i just hung out with my next door neighbors, that are pretty hot. might have to smash one of them soon. holla! you want some piks of the chick i smashed, or the r.kelly wanna be exclusive video? get at me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by 8onus@Sep 20 2005, 11:46 PM wanting anal dont mean you're gay, ass holes are TIGHT.....TIGHT indeed. Quoted post I bet my roommate's dog has a REALLY FUCKING TIGHT pussy on it, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stick my dick in it either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 here's ole girl i smashed: (not a ten, but pretty hot i think, plus, freaky skills go a longgggggggg way with me ;) ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok, ok, ok. so number 1: she has a mustache. number 2: them titties is so saggy they're knee warmers. number 3: bitch does her hair every morning with an iron. and number 4: she was born "jermaine" any and all future clowning by you is now officially null and void Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 cant we all just be happy for him Way to go ol chap. tell yo girl to get that shit lined up and buy her a support bra cuz. Gravity is havin its way with them tittays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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