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YAAARRRGH !!!

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avast me landlubbers and buccaneers,

today be TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY (.com)

 

pirate-flag-big.gif

 

 

 

Yo Ho HO and a bottle of Run(punch)

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shiver me timbers, my Sonar marketing calendar say's today be the day of pirate talk.

 

Yarrrrah, you land-loving ladies should AIM me at: ScurvieIsNotCommunicable

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel tied around his waist.

 

The bartender notices and says to the pirate, " excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but I noticed you have a steering wheel tied around your waist? Why is that?"

 

The pirate says. "I don't know why, but its driving me nuts!"

 

" ArrRrrrrr."

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrah

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry

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Originally posted by nomadawhat@Sep 19 2005, 01:30 PM

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel tied around his waist.

 

The bartender notices and says to the pirate, " excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but I noticed you have a steering wheel tied around your waist? Why is that?"

 

The pirate says. "I don't know why, but its driving me nuts!"

 

" ArrRrrrrr."

 

 

i was going to tell this joke.

 

except the joke is better when

the steering wheel is shoved in his pants and the pirate's response is

 

"aaargh!!! it's drivin' me nuts!!"

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What do pirates do on the weekends?

 

Yaaarrrrrdwork.

 

Yaaaarrrrrrrr.

 

black.jpg

 

I recommend this book highly....yaarrrr. Wharrrrr be that Starrrrbucks?

 

I'll stop now.

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Q: What does a pirate drink at the bar?

A: A bottle of PB ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

Q: WHat did the Pirate catch in Asia?

A: A case of SARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS

 

 

hahahahahahah

 

 

ah hahahahahahah

ha ha ha ha

 

::pause for breath::

 

ha ha ha ha ha

 

ha ha.....ah...ha ha....uh.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No

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what did the pirate ask the prostitute to do?

 

 

 

 

 

shiver me timber

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what did the pirate do to the ship's slave boy?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

rape him, then throw him overboard

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Originally posted by deterrent+Sep 19 2005, 09:34 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (deterrent - Sep 19 2005, 09:34 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Did you hear about the new pirate movie?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrah

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry

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<!--QuoteBegin-deterrent@Sep 19 2005, 11:07 AM

What was captin hook's pariot named?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnold.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry

 

:haha: :haha:

 

oh lord.. thats hilarious.... keep em coming...

:king:

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What does a prate say when it is no longer the day of pirate talk?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghy

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I have refused to stop talking like a pirate.

 

then again.... I talk like a pirate whenever I get near the water,

get on a boat, where boat shoes or drink rum punch.

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