dumy Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 ^^gotta admit, that story is awesome..serves 'em right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Yeah, those yards were good drinking spots...hey, Cash, what do you think happened to that bus? They probably drove it off a cliff or something...how far can you get with a 60 foot, orange and white bus anyway? Once again, this comes to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Lst thing i heard about that bus was that it was spotted down in LA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Headed for the Mexican border, I'm sure...maybe the coyotes needed a new ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Tough Love, you're from Vancouver, what do you expect?? All we get here is drunk Indians passed out on the floor.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Sep 17 2005, 06:42 PM Not mine but they represent the bus hopping scene out here: Quoted post :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 I can't believe they're raising the fucking bus fares again. CA Cash knows what I'm saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 They already raised em as of september 1st theyre: 50 cents for youth 1.50 for adults. Which i dont really care, im gonna do what ive always done and thats the BACKDOOR BOOGIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 That story is fucking gold. Phillipnos are so fucking irrating. I drunkenly pissed on the back of a bus, coming home from a days dirnking beers on the beach. It was daytime and the trail of urine went the entire length of the bus to the drivers seat. (sydney buses slope all the way down from the back) God I needed to piss. From memory my antics weren't appreciated. I was acosted by an obese Lebanese bus driver a couple of weeks ago who then radioed for police assisstance. He was getting really aggressive overr a little bit of fare skipping. Needless to say we kicked the bus's lights out and a hasty retreat was made. Has anyone noticed that when a junkie, bum or lunatic gets on a bus they inevitably concentrate their crazyness on you. Or are they just attracted to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 One time i was on this bus and sitting in the back and the bus was kinda full all the seats were taken and some people were standing up. Anyways some bum got on and as he was heading toward the back the people around me were like "fuck that! you better get your stanky ass out the back!" "you aint sitting back here!" And the guy gets off muttering and shit, it was fucked up. But i know i couldnt have stood his smell for much if he had sat back there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 One time. I was taking the late night AC transit home from SF...this drunk girl was in the back, saying, "Aw, nigga, I'm tore back...I gotta earl...ohhhhh..ohhh..." Then, a block before I got off at 12th street, she earled. Earling away, she didn't see everyone in the back of the (full) bus crowd into the front...she gets puke rock points for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 I yakked on the bus once well not on a bus i yakked out the window. and apparantly onto the windshield of a nearby car or so i was told. Oh and ive also pissed in a bus. after i was done and sitting down people started coming ina dn pretty much splashing that shit around. I found that to be quite the amusement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 This is off the subject...I used to love farting in elevators when I messengered in SF...called it "crop dusting". If I ever got caught, I'd say, "Telephone call for Mr. Shit....On the porcelain phone...Mr. Shit." Lightened the mood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Oh and i've vomited on a bus. from memory the only time i've only vomited on myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 youre still young white ox, YOU CAN DO IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Sep 18 2005, 04:47 AM I yakked on the bus once well not on a bus i yakked out the window. and apparantly onto the windshield of a nearby car or so i was told. Quoted post I would have done the same except you cant open the windows of the new Sydney buses. On the school bus in primary school a kid pegged an apple out the window and hit the most decrepit old man in the stomach. he doubled over and fell to the ground. it was pretty appalling That kid was pretty bad, he broke someones jaw in the fourth grade Ive been hit by an egg which flew threw a bus window ive seen people jump out of bus windows one time a bus i was on ran over a kid's basketball. that was pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Oh, shit, here you go. When I was in high school, this kid stole a fire extingusher from one of the hallways. "What the hell are you gonna do with that?" I said. We were waiting for the bus, btw. Of course. "I don't know..." he said. (We were stoned, naturally. Ah, youth.) We got on the bus, and a few minutes later he said, "Dude, watch, watch!!" He aimed the nozzle out the window as we were pulling up to the next stop. When we stopped, he hit the trigger for about ten seconds, and turned this kid waiting for the bus into a snowman. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 I threw up on a bus while standing at the door waiting to get off. The driver gave me a "jesus fucking christ what the fuck did you just do??" look, but I quickly jumped off and passed out on a school playground (and puked on it also). 18 cans of Tuborg is not reccommended..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 throwing snowballs at buses was lots of fun.... specially at bus stops, you could hit the driver, and with several people, you could cover him with snow. They can't chase you or the passengers will start rioting. I remember throwing these HUUUGE chunks of snow at buses, and bringing snowballs inside one and start throwing them around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Me, alcohol swab, and his lil brother were throwin snowballs at busses a few years ago, and I threw a chunk at the windshield that was so big the driver seriously took his hands off the wheel and threw them up like it was gunna break the glass and hit him in the face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 the trick is to never throw at the windshield. that could cause an accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Sep 19 2005, 02:27 AM I threw up on a bus while standing at the door waiting to get off. The driver gave me a "jesus fucking christ what the fuck did you just do??" look, but I quickly jumped off and passed out on a school playground (and puked on it also). 18 cans of Tuborg is not reccommended..... Quoted post ha. that reminds me of the fateful night I unloaded my guts on the slippery on some children play equipment and then found out the next day i hooked up with some ugly bitch, despite having no memory of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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