Dr. Dazzle Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Last night: - 6 hour sit-in at the pub - Friend drove my car all the way downtown, drunk, and he can't drive a stick. We stalled at every light/stop sign/slight bump in the road. He also came within a foot of smashing in to a light pole after taking a corner too fast. I took over shortly afterwards. - Getting completely lost in some rich neighbourhood and taking forever to find our way out - Cruised for hookers and threw things at them - Barely dodging a semi truck while going the wrong way down a one way street - Parking in the middle of the road to knock on friend's cousin's house for beer at 4:30 am - Drinking cans while driving by cops (Dr. Dazzle "*glug*glug* man I hope this car coming up isn't a cop *glug*glug*" - it was.) - Breaking in to friend's golf course and driving golf carts - Back to Dr. Dazzle's house for an intense 2 hour debate about how the band Nazareth are not really that important. It got pretty nasty. - Bed at 8am Last night was fun. I would also like to point out that that was the first time I have ever driven drunk and you shouldn't do it, kids.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 i make use of my altered states whenever possible. chemistry is always fun...especially companied with some drank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 last time i went to del taco twice and got in a fight w/ 2 guys... i think i threatened to stab 1 of them in the neck.. and i called work and offered to buy them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 im a right sucker for telling people stuff i regret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 and this music is fresh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I stay on end tili. .try it some time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 alcohol mixed with xanax= blackout session Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT@Sep 15 2005, 02:31 PM ^^ haha, I've done similar when I was drunk, just looking right at people like, "What are you going to stop me?" funny shit. Quoted post Um. I thought this was pretty much what everyone does. Well, last night from what I can remember. After waiting 20minutes for a taxi at 3am, One didnt stop, as they usually don't for unsavoury looking people on saturday nights, so I threw a few beer into the windscreen as it was going at around 60. Seconds later another one past and recieved a perfect hit from my mate, despite it being two lanes across. In retrospect this was ridiculously stupid, and I regret doing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vilemike Posted September 18, 2005 Author Share Posted September 18, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Sep 15 2005, 08:16 PM i actually pissed down my leg once, with my dick out, drunk on 40's of hurricane malt. never and i mean never go for a leak (when youve been on teh piss) with sandales or thongs thongs on or even bare foot, big mistake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Originally posted by Vanity@Sep 17 2005, 12:31 AM and i called work and offered to buy them out. Quoted post :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftover crack Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 piss and walk...you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 My dude got the NES music poppin in here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Originally posted by GimmeDaLoot@Sep 15 2005, 06:32 PM apparently i sexualy harass girls but i dont remember it so its all good in the hood, hahaha wahhhhhhhhhhhh Quoted post Hahaha. Im on that tip too. It used to get me lots of vag. Then it just got me into a lotta trouble with the MRS. Now its starting to get me vag again. Life is a cycle. Inevercheatedoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 yo, a month ago i went too a party and got waaay too drunk i found myself stumbling home by myself and realised i was drenched in liquid, i had to ring up mate to find out that i got in a wine and juice fight with a girl. Apparently i reduced another girl to tears and forced another friend who was planning on only having a few drinks - because he was driving interstate the next morning- into getting stupid crunk as well. the two of us had been drinking by ourselves the whole party and eventually stumbled up to a table of girls where my friend started picking up glasses and smashing them, showering people in glass I had forgottened all of this COMPLETELY by the time i left the party Another time i was at a friends party and mistook a large salt container for a packet of pringles, eventuating with a moutnain of salt on a couch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted September 20, 2005 Share Posted September 20, 2005 Originally posted by Avancier@Sep 18 2005, 10:46 PM My dude got the NES music poppin in here! Quoted post All i can hear is some very disturbing low bane tone.. :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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