abrasivesaint Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 im with fermentor, wasnt to impressed with zoolander, but everyone thinks its such a great movie, and i dont understand why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 It was a terrible, terrible movie. 20 years from now, all these Ben Stiller movies will play like all those c-grade comedies from the 80's. They'll be on repeat on whatever the new USA and TBS stations are and on Comedy Central if it's still around. Sunday and Saturday mornings/afternoons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 it took me a few viewings to enjoy zoolander.. but now i think its hilarious. to each their own... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 If I really don't like a movie on the first viewing, in only the most extreme situations I wind up watching it again (airplane, party, eyeball-peeling Clockwork Orange chair). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Yeah...I feel that. I think I got somehow forced into watching that the 2nd time... but it worked out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Monroe Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Wait for a sign from Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg. Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Monroe Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 Driver: "Hey where ya headed?" Navin: "St. Louis, where you going?" Driver: "To the end of this fence." Navin: ---Okay! *gets in truck* Navin: "My name is Navin Johnson, what's yours?" Driver: "Here we are." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 i dont care if hes "mohamed, im hard bruce lee" you cant change the fighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 16, 2005 Share Posted September 16, 2005 "...it'th jutht thkin thteven." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 Originally posted by Mauler5150+Sep 12 2005, 04:34 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Mauler5150 - Sep 12 2005, 04:34 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>A classic quote was by the joker in the first Batman movie (I think) when he says "This town needs an enema!" So classic. And agree with the Clerks post made earlier. "I just found out my girlfriend sucked 36 dicks today!" Hahahaha! Still makes me laugh all these years later. Quoted post [/b] Originally posted by leftover crack@Sep 14 2005, 02:19 AM YO! THIS PLACE IS BOMMMMMMMMMMBED! Quoted post <!--QuoteBegin-ODS-1@Sep 15 2005, 01:37 AM "I beleive you have my stapler" Quoted post fiirst time I laughed (genuinely) for more than 5 seconds, in the last few years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Element 518 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 basically anything from Forrest Gump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 ...sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 "kick his ass seabass" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Sep 15 2005, 01:37 AM "I beleive you have my stapler" Quoted post hahah, and "ohhh ohh oooh" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 "yo I told ya I don't give a fuck" -jonone, dirty hands 2 (i think) "hell is only a word... reality is much, much worse" -event horizon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 "You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up? " "(holds fist up) this queer? this queeer? they're ready to fight and looking for chickies, what?" "Life's a garden, dig it?" "want to fight? stick you head up a but and fight for air," "There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two. " "[talking to fire extinguisher] Hey, You're talking to me all wrong here. It's the wrong tone. You better watch it, or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 This movie's whole script cracks me up. This guy especially^^^^ "OK USA! Other classics from Bloodsport include: "I ain't your pal, dickface!" Jackson: "Aren't you a little young for full contact?" Dux: "Aren't you a little old, for video games?" Chong Li: "You break my record..... Now I break you!" I still love this movie, nearly 20 years after I first saw it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 From an Aussie classic Bad Boy Bubby: "Christ kid, you're a weirdo" "You a lovely woman Flo. You've got great big whoppers!" "You have great tits Flo" "Get off the road you fucken poofter bastard!" "Me be Pop" "Me want Angel tits" It is just too classic dialogue all the way through this gem, and if you haven't seen it, I urge you to check it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted October 4, 2005 Share Posted October 4, 2005 "yo I told ya I don't give a fuck" -jonone, dirty hands 2 (i think) seeing that footage made my life. it so funny. is it on kings and toys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Puberty Blues.....aussie semi classic Teenage guys persude a girl into their panel van "Im first poofter" "I got slops!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 Hahaha! WhiteOx, I have seen that! It is classic! Here is a quote from my favorite porno movie, "The Academy" by Private. Director: "That was amazing!" Silvia: "What you mean?" Dir: "What do I mean? I mean....how do you take such big cocks up the ass like that? And do such filthy things? You really seem to get into the sex too, I like it!" Silvia: "Well I goto special training school...." This is so classic and is uch an 'in' joke between me and my mates. Everytime someone asks "What do you mean?" We quote it. You have to see it (and the preceding scene) for the humour to work though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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