2 blaazed Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Nicky Santoro: A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night. Nicky Santoro: I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do Nicky Santoro: Give me the fuckin' name! Tony Dogs: Ch-Charlie M. Nicky Santoro: Charlie M? Tony Dogs: Charlie M. Nicky Santoro: Charlie M? You made me pop your fuckin' eye out of your head to protect that piece of shit? Charlie M? You dumb motherfucker! Tony Dogs: Kill me. Nicky Santoro: I'll kill you. You motherfucker you! Frankie, do him a fuckin' favor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Ace Rothstein: No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he'll keep comin' back and back until one of you is dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Sonny: Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her. Calogero 'C' Anello: Just like that? Sonny: Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 [what you doin’ on our turf, punk? Got a message for smokey. Give it. You smokey, man? Give it! If you ain’t smokey, it ain’t yo’ motherfuckin’ message Motherfucker, I said gimme the message! It’s from willie, in the slam. Nigga, you been busted? Yeah, the man picked me up. Well, I ain’t got no fuckin’ time to play witchu! now gimme the message. Willie’s in warwick, doin’ 1-3. told me to tell y’all motherfuckers to Keep cool. he be out one way or another. quick. maybe I could stick Around for awhile. Naw, that’s out, man. you know? what can we, the lords, do with a punk like You? Kiss my ass, motherfucker! (burn ’em) just me and you, motherfucker, just Me and you. I put trademarks around your fuckin’ eye!] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 ^(que the wu beat) da-da-dahhh-da-da-dahhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted September 13, 2005 Share Posted September 13, 2005 Strangers on a Train Alferd Hitchcock BRUNO (Robert Walker): I certainly admire people who do things. People who do things are important. Now me, I never seem to do anything. _________ BRUNO: Scotch and water please. A pair. Doubles. The only kind of doubles I play. _________ BRUNO: What is a life or two, Guy? Some people are better off dead. Your wife and my father, for instance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftover crack Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 YO! THIS PLACE IS BOMMMMMMMMMMBED! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 sick thread...2blazzed knows whats really good...casino, a bronx tale...word up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtyhoodrat Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Derek Zoolander: Uhh Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay? Billy Zane: It's a walk-off! Mugatu: Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! Hansel: You can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls. Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? Hansel: Who are you tryin' to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco? Hansel: Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot. Derek Zoolander: A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was? this can go on and on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Im sure theres already a quotes thread in which I propped True Romance for: Clifford Worley: You're Sicilian, huh? Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian. Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers. Coccotti: Come again? Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. Coccotti: Yes... Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this... [Coccotti busts out laughing] Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written. Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy. Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh. [starts laughing, too] Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant. [All laugh] -------------------------- Lost in translation: "but the good news is the whiskey works" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 thin red line: -"you're dying. And where you're going there aint no coming back from. See them birds up there ? They're gonna eat you raw" -"you will die too" Fargo: "lets settle this right here in Brainard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Zoolander was fucking terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtyhoodrat Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 psssh. it's awesome. after about 20+ viewings, you'll realize it's golden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8onus Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 haha, that's so gay! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Marvin (Older Marshall): You William Blake? William Blake: Yes I am. Do you know my poetry? Dr. Gonzo: [singing] Let's give the boy a lift. Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Tombstone "I'm your huckleberry."- Doc Holiday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shogun_Assassin Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 The Princess Bride, Fezzik is Andre The Giant, and Inigo is a little spanish guy, and wesley is well what the fuck ever........ Westley: Give us the gate key. Yellin: I have no gate key. Inigo: Fezzik, tear his arms off. Yellin: Oh, you mean this gate key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 "Im a mushroom cloud layin mothafucka" pulp fiction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Team America "you had me at dicks fuck assholes" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Alonzo Harris: You hear that, homey? You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home? Huh? Crackhead #1: What you think? Alonzo Harris: They got room for you at the booty house, you ever been to the booty house. Big boys have you grab you ankles... Crackhead #1: Suck my dick, bitch. I know people. Alonzo Harris: That's how it starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 i dont know the exact words but its from a bronx tale when sonny is talking to young "C" and hes asking him why he cares so much about mickey mantle, that mickey mantle doesnt give a shit about him, theres so many quotes from the big lebowski that are funny. heres a few from Sin City i liked.. Dwight - "I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind" Marv - "This is blood for blood and by the gallons. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war. " Steve Buscemis part in Con Air has some sweet quotes to it to.. Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn't you consider that to be insane? ^one of my favorite movie quotations ever^ Garland Greene: He's a fountain of misplaced rage. Name your cliche; Mother held him too much or not enough, last picked at kickball, late night sneaky uncle, whatever. Now he's so angry that moments of levity actually cause him pain; give him headaches. Happiness, for that gentleman, hurts. one last one from Pinball (Dave Chappelle) Pinball: I hate to say this, Cyrus, but we are three white dudes short. Or as they say in Ebonics, "We be fucked". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 " I'm gonna be on Television. " Marion: I love you, Harry. You make me feel like a person. Like I'm me... and I'm beautiful. Harry Goldfarb: You are beautiful. You're the most beautiful girl in the world. You are my dream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigan Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 "when you're slapped, you'll take it and like it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Originally posted by dirtyhoodrat@Sep 14 2005, 04:25 AM psssh. it's awesome. after about 20+ viewings, you'll realize it's golden. Quoted post I wouldn't make it to 20+ viewings because after the 2nd one I'd blow my brains out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Female reporter: If you could've found out what Rosebud meant, I bet that would've explained everything. Thompson: No, I don't think so; no. Mr. Kane was a man who got everything he wanted and then lost it. Maybe Rosebud was something he couldn't get, or something he lost. Anyway, it wouldn't have explained anything... I don't think any word can explain a man's life. No, I guess Rosebud is just a... piece in a jigsaw puzzle... a missing piece. Charles Foster Kane: You know, Mr. Bernstein, if I hadn't been very rich, I might have been a really great man. Thatcher: Don't you think you are? Charles Foster Kane: I think I did pretty well under the circumstances. Thatcher: What would you like to have been? Charles Foster Kane: Everything you hate. Bernstein: A fellow will remember a lot of things you wouldn't think he'd remember. You take me. One day, back in 1896, I was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry, and as we pulled out, there was another ferry pulling in, and on it there was a girl waiting to get off. A white dress she had on. She was carrying a white parasol. I only saw her for one second. She didn't see me at all, but I'll bet a month hasn't gone by since that I haven't thought of that girl. Leland: You just don't know Charlie. He thought that by finishing that notice he could show me he was an honest man. He was always trying to prove something. The whole thing about Susie being an opera singer, that was trying to prove something. You know what the headline was the day before the election, "Candidate Kane found in love nest with quote, singer, unquote." He was gonna take the quotes off the singer. Reporter 1: What's that? Reporter 2: Another Venus. Reporter 1: Twenty-five thousand bucks. That's a lot of money to pay for a dame without a head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 "I beleive you have my stapler" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtyhoodrat Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Charlie: You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit, and you know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigan Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 "the pain in hell has two sides... the kind you can touch with your hand; the kind you can feel in your heart... your soul, the spiritual side. the worst of the two is the spiritual." god i love that movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 15, 2005 Share Posted September 15, 2005 Gangs of New York: Amsterdam Vallon: When you kill a king, you don't stab him in the dark. You kill him where the entire court can watch him die. its not from a movie buts its the most intellegent statement the man has made... Family Guy: Lois - peter your such a child. Peter - oh ya well if im a child, than that mkaes you a pedophile, and i'll be damned if i stand here and be lectured by a pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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